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      05-20-2016, 02:08 PM   #28755
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I hate that. Although my favorite is when you submit a bid, THEN they extend it for everyone else...
I only bid on prostitutes.

Five five five five five can I hear a five? Six six six six six, EIGHT! eight eight eight eight, NINE! SOLD SOLD SOLD SOLD TO THE GENTLEMAN IN THE WIFE BEATER FOR NINE DOLLURS!
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I only bid on prostitutes.

Five five five five five can I hear a five? Six six six six six, EIGHT! eight eight eight eight, NINE! SOLD SOLD SOLD SOLD TO THE WIFE BEATER FOR NINE DOLLURS!
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Why the sad face, I fucking love sausage.
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Are you insisting that I am not a gentleman?
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Hahaha. I don't use hollow points (anymore).

At the range, I do have good grouping, but not a marksman by any means.

I rent the AR once in a while at the range. It's just awesome.
I'll sell you one of my ARs. I've got more money tied up in them than I'd like to admit.
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I'll sell you one of my ARs. I've got more money tied up in them than I'd like to admit.
For serious? Like do we have to do it all formal style? Or can I just claim I'm from TX... lol
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For serious? Like do we have to do it all formal style? Or can I just claim I'm from TX... lol
Haha I was kidding. Kinda. I have to follow the rule of thumb. "One is none and two is one." Must always own more than one.
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Haha I was kidding. Kinda. I have to follow the rule of thumb. "One is none and two is one." Must always own more than one.
Any of your ARs modified? Or still semi automatic?
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Any of your ARs modified? Or still semi automatic?
Both are semi auto. One is just a standard M4 carbine. The other, I built. Took me almost 10 months to acquire the correct parts. It's a 90% match to one of the weapons that the Seals carried. Not many people know about it so Google "Mark 12 Mod 0" to see a picture since I can't post my own.
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Both are semi auto. One is just a standard M4 carbine. The other, I built. Took me almost 10 months to acquire the correct parts. It's a 90% match to one of the weapons that the Seals carried. Not many people know about it so Google "Mark 12 Mod 0" to see a picture since I can't post my own.
Just googled. I want.
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Just googled. I want.
I was going to start the process of getting the can for it. But I'm still on the fence about it. I'm pretty far in on it already. The can would add another grand to it.
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I was going to start the process of getting the can for it. But I'm still on the fence about it. I'm pretty far in on it already. The can would add another grand to it.

In for a penny, in for a pound. Do it..
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In for a penny, in for a pound. Do it..
Why can't I have any inexpensive hobbies? Like collecting rocks or something?

Damn you!
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Why can't I have any inexpensive hobbies? Like collecting rocks or something?

Damn you!
I'm here to, 'help'!
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Why can't I have any inexpensive hobbies? Like collecting rocks or something?

Damn you!
You can always go for the Dub Club and get a GTI with wicked "stance"....
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I'm here to, 'help'!
You are a good friend.

What's the ETA on the GT3? I'm doing a weekend at PittRace in July.
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You can always go for the Dub Club and get a GTI with wicked "stance"....
You do realize that all I need to do is spin the height adjusters on my coilovers all the way down and get a fat set of wheels for the GLI? I can be a stance bro in a matter of minutes. But I refuse.
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You are a good friend.

What's the ETA on the GT3? I'm doing a weekend at PittRace in July.

You do realize that all I need to do is spin the height adjusters on my coilovers all the way down and get a fat set of wheels for the GLI? I can be a stance bro in a matter of minutes. But I refuse.
Thanks! You too!

Nothing on build schedule yet. Build starts on M4 GTS in July.
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You are a good friend.

What's the ETA on the GT3? I'm doing a weekend at PittRace in July.

You do realize that all I need to do is spin the height adjusters on my coilovers all the way down and get a fat set of wheels for the GLI? I can be a stance bro in a matter of minutes. But I refuse.
Do it.

http://m.ebay.com/itm/18X9-18X10-30-...8AAOSwyQtV31G2
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This is why you never turn down shooting. There's nothing that will ever be better, and even if there's something cool, it ends up failing.
Hey guys, wanna go shooting with me?

Now I know you all know me as the gun hater of bp, but I do have a medal for hitting 49/50 from 250 meters.

Now hippies, lets all go shooting together, I am sure you'll humiliate the hippie here...
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Hey guys, wanna go shooting with me?

Now I know you all know me as the gun hater of bp, but I do have a medal for hitting 49/50 from 250 meters.

Now hippies, lets all go shooting together, I am sure you'll humiliate the hippie here...
I'll take you shooting, but you need to stop ignoring me when I message you
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Thanks! You too!

Nothing on build schedule yet. Build starts on M4 GTS in July.
I didn't realize you are getting an M4 GTS too! Nice!

This may be a dumb question but is she going to be a garage queen due to limited production? Or will she be slutting it up at the track like it was meant to be!?
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You haven't! And I wouldn't!

Btw, it was 48. And I don't have the patience needed to be a sniper. To moving targets I only hit like 40/50 (deadly).
But again, the bp hippie says guns are bad, bad.
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I didn't realize you are getting an M4 GTS too! Nice!

This may be a dumb question but is she going to be a garage queen due to limited production? Or will she be slutting it up at the track like it was meant to be!?
I am wounded. You insult me this way?

Rode hard. Put away wet. Maxed out. This is the only way I drive. (Unless I'm low on batt life in the i8.)
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