[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

The pity grope...I love it!

Aren't we supposed to be giving them GOOD advice?

Hey - on a completely different topic...

Zday is this weekend - at Nantahala Village in NC. This is very close to the TOD.

I'm offering this info because they rent a local air strip for the day (Thursday) prior to the Zday gathering, and only for $150 per car.

Think Wannagofast, only with 40 cars or so! I'll give this group a heads up in advance next spring - maybe we can get a group together next year.

Would love to run that M6 with my current set-up

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by smoosh

Not bad, not bad

Motorboat-worthy? I see some cleavage poking through.

Just be cognizant of crazies at work.

Latina?

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by upstatedoc

Not sure why this is in here.

Cheese whiz enema! Double the cheese in 1/2 the time!

Aatish , I recall you're a fan of cheese in a can too?

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Motorboat-worthy? I see some cleavage poking through.

Just be cognizant of crazies at work.

Latina?

Right up our alley.

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

Right up our alley.

I know! Hahahaha.

All she needs now is a matching set of earrings and necklace with her NAME circumscribed inside. You know, just in case she or whomever forgets.

I remember "Marilyn" still. Mmmmmm. Those DDs.

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

I know! Hahahaha.

All she needs now is a matching set of earrings and necklace with her NAME circumscribed inside. You know, just in case she or whomever forgets.

I remember "Marilyn" still. Mmmmmm. Those DDs.

HAHAHAHA this is such a true statement!

I used to be with a girl that had one of those necklaces. She wasn't Latina but she had great tits. Good times.

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Cheese whiz enema! Double the cheese in 1/2 the time!

Aatish , I recall you're a fan of cheese in a can too?

Only on my sandwiches

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by Aatish

Only on my sandwiches

You teed it up for a "cockmeat" sandwich.

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

You teed it up for a "cockmeat" sandwich.

I mean, I serve them all the time to my girl(s). Nothing wrong with that

[F30lolz]

She has been telling me all week that she is leaving her bf and getting her own apt a few blocks away from work. Then asks me if she has lost weight as she has her own personal trainer. I was getting bored of her drama until she mentions that she too drives a BMW. Could be on here and kudos for the pic as I've been slacking. That is her for sure. Also, she's been asking for my age and if I'm happily married lol.

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by F30lolz

She has been telling me all week that she is leaving her bf and getting her own apt a few blocks away from work. Then asks me if she has lost weight as she has her own personal trainer. I was getting bored of the Congo until she mentions that she too drives a BMW. Could be on here and kudos for the pic as I've been slacking. That is her for sure. Also, she's been asking for my age and if I'm happily married lol.

She: Initiating cling-on sequence. Establishing her accessibility/availability, preying on your potentially bad marriage, limiting her fatness otherwise potential (assume she's got a Fitbit), and common ground - BMW. She's and advanced level, aging crazy/clinger.

Bonus: close to work proximity domicile is perfect for afternoon delights and cheating husband work late nights. Unless said husband has boss with awesome office overlooking 3rd Ave.

Goddamn these protein farts stink!

[1MOREMOD]

Do her in the closet at work then claim she has been making advances and made you uncomfortable.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by F30lolz

She has been telling me all week that she is leaving her bf and getting her own apt a few blocks away from work. Then asks me if she has lost weight as she has her own personal trainer. I was getting bored of her drama until she mentions that she too drives a BMW. Could be on here and kudos for the pic as I've been slacking. That is her for sure. Also, she's been asking for my age and if I'm happily married lol.

Dude. Run. It is possible it is all harmless, but seeing it through your posts. It looks bad. No one needs this kind of drama. Holy crap. If she knows you are married and asked if you are happily married, that is fucked up man. Anyone who actively seeks to become "the other woman (or man)" has bad de facto bad intentions. The question is whether they are also bad for you. Not a chance is be willing to take. Cheating is a dick move anyway.
Correct response for question above: "Yeah, maybe a little. In your case though, it's more about the distance from the destination, rather than the origin." (Troll score? It's over 9,000!)

[jtodd_fl]

Also:

[1LRM3]

What is her credit score?
<hears Sara in his head>

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

It's ok. I tried to look for it but couldn't find it. I did run across this thread though. Verbiage should we bump it to see if the new OTers will participate?

http://f87.bimmerpost.com/forums/sho...d.php?t=503044

And I ran across this thread from Mr Tonka back in the day. I still love you for this thread.

http://f87.bimmerpost.com/forums/sho...d.php?t=656588

LMAO! Man, those days.

But Wakka's thread LMFAO. That shit was so classic.

Originally Posted by smoosh

Thank God I don't work with chicks that look like this, anymore. It would be all bad, all the time. And she's definitely bad AF.

[Verbiage]

BRUH. silvergray545


http://f87.bimmerpost.com/forums/sho...&postcount=645

[Mike.]

yo guys I think Im buying a pig this weekend

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by Mike.

yo guys I think Im buying a pig this weekend

Smoke breaks thread is 4 down.



What's the occasion?

[Mike.]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Smoke breaks thread is 4 down.



What's the occasion?

My cousin and Haley talked me into it last night--I was double teamed..

Now Im finding myself going to some pig sanctuary to look at teacup pigs. If i do end up there tomorrow I will take pics for the thread.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by Mike.

My cousin and Haley talked me into it last night--I was double teamed..

Now Im finding myself going to some pig sanctuary to look at teacup pigs. If i do end up there tomorrow I will take pics for the thread.

That's cute; are those the genetically modified pigs that don't grow past the size of a teacup? Oh, the inhumanity. Haha.


A pig sanctuary... sounds like a regular night at a club in DC.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Mike.

My cousin and Haley talked me into it last night--I was double teamed..

Now Im finding myself going to some pig sanctuary to look at teacup pigs. If i do end up there tomorrow I will take pics for the thread.

Double teaming a pig. Doubt it's your first time.