[bimmette]

Originally Posted by Axius

Then she started talking to the guys on break I guess. They all said don't bring that shit to work.

Fuck dealing with this crap. I'm gonna make her cry, fuck it.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Hell no, sometimes seated i will go up to 60-65 maybe
Barbell 135 at most

Dude, just go with it and make sure to never meet any of them in person.

[1MOREMOD]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Dude, just go with it and make sure to never meet any of them in person.

Too late. I'd meet and work out wtf. I'm saying I ain't shit.

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by Axius

Then she started talking to the guys on break I guess. They all said don't bring that shit to work.

Fuck dealing with this crap. I'm gonna make her cry, fuck it.

You should get her drunk one night and put it in her butt. See if she'll bring that shit to work.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

You should get her drunk one night and put it in her butt. See if she'll bring that shit to work.

I was going to compile a list of worse advice than this. But... there isn't any.

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

I was going to compile a list of worse advice than this. But... there isn't any.

Fitting for OT!

[Banana Hammock]

If you have any photos of her. Post em up and I'll unleash the Photoshop carnage.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

Fitting for OT!

Yeah... I was just thinking that is some horrible advice man. The alcohol will make her sick and sloppy and take all the fun out. Roofies are really the better play here, a la the Coz.

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Yeah... I was just thinking that is some horrible advice man. The alcohol will make her sick and sloppy and take all the fun out. Roofies are really the better play here, a la the Coz.

You weren't here for the PIITB days. I forgive you for not knowing. Carry on.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

You weren't here for the PIITB days. I forgive you for not knowing. Carry on.

Damn... I hate not being in on the joke I really cannot do a search for "put it in the butt." Thank you for your forgiveness.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

You weren't here for the PIITB days. I forgive you for not knowing. Carry on.

Hahahaha.

[ASBSECU E93]

Axius - we had a long and specific conversation regarding the work chick....Do I need to come back down and revisit the step by step plan..??

[ASBSECU E93]

...On another topic....have any of my closest internet friends been so fuq'n pissed off about something that you put them on BLAST...?

I swear to bacon - If I lived anywhere close to Arizona right now, y'all would be reading about my arrest later today...

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

Crazy ass bitches these days...

As I recall...you and me have/had a weakness for psychologically challenged women.

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Damn... I hate not being in on the joke I really cannot do a search for "put it in the butt." Thank you for your forgiveness.

It's ok. I tried to look for it but couldn't find it. I did run across this thread though. Verbiage should we bump it to see if the new OTers will participate?

http://f87.bimmerpost.com/forums/sho...d.php?t=503044

And I ran across this thread from Mr Tonka back in the day. I still love you for this thread.

http://f87.bimmerpost.com/forums/sho...d.php?t=656588

[Axius]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

You should get her drunk one night and put it in her butt. See if she'll bring that shit to work.

Oh she got drunk the other night. She doesn't walk exactly like normal people, so coupled with booze, it was like watching Jimmy from South Park walks. I know she wanted to bang because when I dropped her off I said "Alright, I'm out!" and she just sat there with a blank look on her face for like 2 minutes before getting out.

Originally Posted by duck fat

If you have any photos of her. Post em up and I'll unleash the Photoshop carnage.

Come on, I'm not THAT mean ALL the time.

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Axius - we had a long and specific conversation regarding the work chick....Do I need to come back down and revisit the step by step plan..??

If that's what it takes for you to want to hang out with me again.

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

As I recall...you and me have/had a weakness for psychologically challenged women.

That we do. You're a good man. Even if you're out there loving the crazies just like me.

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by Axius

Oh she got drunk the other night. She doesn't walk exactly like normal people, so coupled with booze, it was like watching Jimmy from South Park walks. I know she wanted to bang because when I dropped her off I said "Alright, I'm out!" and she just sat there with a blank look on her face for like 2 minutes before getting out.

HAHAHA get out! I have to use that line if I'm ever in that situation.

*pulls up to her house*
Me: Here we are.
Her: Thanks for the ride home.
Me: ALRIGHT, I'M OUT!

[Axius]

Dude for real. It's awesome. Nobody expects it. Gotta play the wildcard.

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by Axius

Oh she got drunk the other night. She doesn't walk exactly like normal people, so coupled with booze, it was like watching Jimmy from South Park walks. I know she wanted to bang because when I dropped her off I said "Alright, I'm out!" and she just sat there with a blank look on her face for like 2 minutes before getting out.

Come on, I'm not THAT mean ALL the time.

If that's what it takes for you to want to hang out with me again.

Work is killing me - but, I need to make time for my friends.

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

HAHAHA get out! I have to use that line if I'm ever in that situation.

*pulls up to her house*
Me: Here we are.
Her: Thanks for the ride home.
Me: ALRIGHT, I'M OUT!

He could have at least give her a pity grope....

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

He could have at least give her a pity grope....

The one arm half hug. Classic!