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Circle. Kind of like a circle jerk, but less gay because we don't have to touch each other. I'm not saying you can't, but its not in the rule book. No women aloud either, for anyone who might be thinking it.
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11-25-2013, 06:03 PM | #267 |
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As the Story Goes
AS the STORY GOES
One rainy afternoon while prancing around the Internet aimlessly looking for the undiscovered, I fall upon a mystical land where people hate BMW owners such as I, then notice this is a familiar land where I have posted before I decided to offer comment, as soon as my comment was offered, was surrounded by what could be zombies and more zombies. They claim I woken them from their sleep since 2007, to leave them alone now and run run run ! While Intrigued ! I waited I notice these zombies are more like a coven, a coven who finds me most annoying. So maybe the myths are true, They do exist ! uh I say , could it be ? The coven came after me one by one, very upset over the last stranger had entered their secret land, pretended to be something their not. The magical coven then offers me psychological counseling, I think back on how my company cut back on mental health care last year. Umm maybe this is not such a bad idea... Plus they claim I was really a valley girl after all, meanwhile I always thought that movie sucked suddenly a song plays in my head ""One pill makes you larger and one pill makes you small . the ones that mother gives you, don't do anything at all Go ask the OT when there ten feet tall. if you go chasing Zombies" yada yada yada The song stops as the Night watchman tells me now I am now one of them too, I am the most annoying one of them, but still one of them ! So am I a zombie? . Wait I ask, is this really the Hotel California where you can check out anytime you like... but you can never leave" Did I get this wrong? Interesting tidbit, since the last thing I remember, I really was running for the door ! ! ! Looking for the passage back to the place I was before Whoa ! Smacks self in the head, ah Now I Know where I am ha ! ! Explains now why they stabbed me with their steely knives, as I was the feast SMILES back at the HOTEL Enjoy :-) you are most fun
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And still those voices are calling from far away, Wake you up in the middle of the night Just to hear them say: Hey Mr NIGHT-Watch Man " "" YOU TELL YOUR STORY. I'll Tell mine """ We might be all prisoners here. but we're all programmed to receive
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