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Verbiage · 06-30-2016, 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

PASS..

Thank you for the confirmation, madam.

Verbiage · 06-30-2016, 09:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

7 freaking AM!!! Ugh which means I have to get up at like 3:30 to get ready....I contemplated just doing my hair at the airport in New York during my layover but then I know he's going to facetime me before I take off from New Orleans. Ugh...... Cant fly ugly.

You should do it.

If he is the one, you must prepare for him to see you at your worst. He should be accepting, regardless.

I actually prefer to see women this way. Kills off the suspense of bedtime revelations/disappointments.

I think I'm going to request that they don't wear makeup on the first date, come to think of it.

gtron · 06-30-2016, 09:53 AM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

Even Axius knows, "if she smokes, she gives it up" That's been true since way back when I was in high school, in 1900 and something.

Skimmed the last several pages and thought it was extremely important that I point out that it's "if she smokes, she pokes" not "if she smokes, she gives it up".

That is all.

Sara · 06-30-2016, 09:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

You should do it.

If he is the one, you must prepare for him to see you at your worst. He should be accepting, regardless.

I actually prefer to see women this way. Kills off the suspense of bedtime revelations/disappointments.

I think I'm going to request that they don't wear makeup on the first date, come to think of it.

Trust me, he's already seen me without makeup against my will. Plus he's taking me to the beach. Lord I cant wear my extensions or eyelashes

This will be the test and Im freaking out. At least I will be spray tanned.

EDIT**

Plus he's taking me to his brothers for a BBQ, cannot be looking bad. I am a representation of him so I must make him look good. (Well he already is sexy, but I will make him look even better)

Sara · 06-30-2016, 09:55 AM

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Originally Posted by gtron

Skimmed the last several pages and thought it was externally important that I point out that it's "if she smokes, she pokes" not "if she smokes, she gives it up".

That is all.

huh??

Verbiage · 06-30-2016, 09:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

Trust me, he's already seen me without makeup against my will. Plus he's taking me to the beach. Lord I cant wear my extensions or eyelashes

This will be the test and Im freaking out. At least I will be spray tanned.

Just don't get in the water.

Sara · 06-30-2016, 09:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Just don't get in the water.

See my edits.

Gosh I know right! Wash my spray tan right off. Plus I dont want to get eaten by a shark.

gtron · 06-30-2016, 09:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

huh??

I know I shouldn't post this early. I should have a two coffee post rule. I will attempt to correct it. Thank you.

Next time I will just blame auto-correct.

Verbiage · 06-30-2016, 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

Trust me, he's already seen me without makeup against my will. Plus he's taking me to the beach. Lord I cant wear my extensions or eyelashes

This will be the test and Im freaking out. At least I will be spray tanned.

EDIT**

Plus he's taking me to his brothers for a BBQ, cannot be looking bad. I am a representation of him so I must make him look good. (Well he already is sexy, but I will make him look even better)

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Originally Posted by Sara504

Gosh I know right! Wash my spray tan right off. Plus I dont want to get eaten by a shark.

You know, I don't usually like excessive vanity in women. But when it's exuded this way, I find it overtly hilarious.

Make sure you actually eat at the BBQ, please.

Sara · 06-30-2016, 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by gtron

I know I shouldn't post this early. I should have a two coffee post rule. I will attempt to correct it. Thank you.

Next time I will just blame auto-correct.

No I just dont get it. What is she poking if she smokes?

#blonde #simpleminded #livesunderarock

Sara · 06-30-2016, 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

You know, I don't usually like excessive vanity in women. But when it's exuded this way, I find it overtly hilarious.

Make sure you actually eat at the BBQ, please.

Funny you mention that. We have reservations for "The top of the Hub" at 9pm. How the hell am I supposed to eat at a bbq AND be expected to eat again for dinner. I dont want to look bad and not eat at his brothers but then again, there's no way in heaven on earth that I can eat twice. It's not physically possible for my body to eat at 5 and then again at 9. Im so torn on what to do.

Sara · 06-30-2016, 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

You know, I don't usually like excessive vanity in women. But when it's exuded this way, I find it overtly hilarious.

Make sure you actually eat at the BBQ, please.

Speaking of vanity, remember when my childhood friend sent me the really long mean text message calling me vain? Some guys just cant handle a girl who takes pride in herself.

gtron · 06-30-2016, 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

No I just dont get it. What is she poking if she smokes?

#blonde #simpleminded #livesunderarock

Oh, I thought you noticed the incorrect word. ha ha

It's an old phrase used for girls that give it up faster than others. I don't think it's as common anymore as less people smoke but I don't really know.

I think it implied that they had less morals but really it was a nice way of calling a girl that smokes a whore.

Sara · 06-30-2016, 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by gtron

Oh, I thought you noticed the incorrect word. ha ha

It's an old phrase used for girls that give it up faster than others. I don't think it's as common anymore as less people smoke but I don't really know.

I think it implied that they had less morals but really it was a nice way of calling girls that smoke whores.

oooooooooohhhhh I get it now. Yeah no, I graduated from DARE in 5th grade. Drug free is the way to be!

Aatish · 06-30-2016, 10:15 AM

Sara504 's pre-date posts remind me of pre-dance shit I'd hear at high school. Good times lol.

Verbiage · 06-30-2016, 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

Funny you mention that. We have reservations for "The top of the Hub" at 9pm. How the hell am I supposed to eat at a bbq AND be expected to eat again for dinner. I dont want to look bad and not eat at his brothers but then again, there's no way in heaven on earth that I can eat twice. It's not physically possible for my body to eat at 5 and then again at 9. Im so torn on what to do.

Just eat a plate at both places. No need to overindulge.

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Originally Posted by Sara504

Speaking of vanity, remember when my childhood friend sent me the really long mean text message calling me vain? Some guys just cant handle a girl who takes pride in herself.

Yeah. Back to what I said about women being mostly overweight, and vanity being the main driver for upkeep. It's what I prefer, honestly. No one really wants to end up with someone who doesn't take care of themselves.

F87LUV · 06-30-2016, 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Yeah. Back to what I said about women being mostly overweight, and vanity being the main driver for upkeep. It's what I prefer, honestly. No one really wants to end up with someone who doesn't take care of themselves.

Who's to say that fit guy/girl aren't going to get fat once you put a ring on it? You can't really predict that kind of stuff either.

Verbiage · 06-30-2016, 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

Sara504 's pre-date posts remind me of pre-dance shit I'd here at high school. Good times lol.

BwoodBMW · 06-30-2016, 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

You know, I don't usually like excessive vanity in women. But when it's exuded this way, I find it overtly hilarious.

Make sure you actually eat at the BBQ, please.

Funny you mention that. We have reservations for "The top of the Hub" at 9pm. How the hell am I supposed to eat at a bbq AND be expected to eat again for dinner. I dont want to look bad and not eat at his brothers but then again, there's no way in heaven on earth that I can eat twice. It's not physically possible for my body to eat at 5 and then again at 9. Im so torn on what to do.

Top of the hub eh? Can we analyze people based on their choice of restaurants? He is trying to make an impact for sure. It's not bad but definitely a cliché date spot in a city with some very interesting and tasty food options.

Also I agree BBQ and top of the hub same day is aggressive. BBQ around lunch with a stop at a cool oyster bar later that evening would make more sense.

You'll have fun though

Sara · 06-30-2016, 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by BwoodBMW

Top of the hub eh? Can we analyze people based on their choice of restaurants? He is trying to make an impact for sure. It's not bad but definitely a cliché date spot in a city with some very interesting and tasty food options.

Also I agree BBQ and top of the hub same day is aggressive. BBQ around lunch with a stop at a cool oyster bar later that evening would make more sense.

You'll have fun though

Maybe we'll both be full and just do drinks at the top of the hub. I googled the pictures. Looks like a really fun place and I dont want to skip it.

Aatish · 06-30-2016, 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Fuck the chin angle photos.

Also, can anyone answer why an increasing number of women are overweight, even before having children? I swear it never used to be this many.

Because 'Murica.

But seriously, that's a good question. I've wondered as well.

Aatish · 06-30-2016, 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

I fixed it for you, buttercup

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