What's that? You wanna chit chat? Welcome to the whore thread!

jtodd_fl · 05-13-2016, 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

I think I'm going to have a problem soon.... One of our vendors put 6 packs of smarties in a box of samples that were delivered today. This is number 5 for me. I can see Cornholio running around here soon looking for TP!

Don't let him near your bunghole.

Mywifes335 · 05-13-2016, 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

I think I'm going to have a problem soon.... One of our vendors put 6 packs of smarties in a box of samples that were delivered today. This is number 5 for me. I can see Cornholio running around here soon looking for TP!

Tonka.

silvergray545 · 05-13-2016, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

What about post-sex cuddling.

Single or in a relationship? Answers vary.

Mr Tonka · 05-13-2016, 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

What about post-sex cuddling.

Post sex is when you're thinking the most like a woman. I'm assuming that's why i always want to make myself a sandwich after sex.

Mywifes335 · 05-13-2016, 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

I knew a chick like her IRL. Fun girl to be around.

Until you kill her.... Doh!

Mywifes335 · 05-13-2016, 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Post sex is when you're thinking the most like a woman. I'm assuming that's why i always want to make myself a sandwich after sex.

Give cuddle and she'll make the sandwich for you!

Mr Tonka · 05-13-2016, 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

I always wanted to fuck her man smh.

Is her man THAT hot or something?

Mr Tonka · 05-13-2016, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Give cuddle and she'll make the sandwich for you!

Most women don't want sweaty cuddle.

Mywifes335 · 05-13-2016, 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Most women don't want sweaty cuddle.

Perhaps. Depends on the chick. Wifey and I usually clean up the messy bits first then cuddle. Then it's Sammie time.

jtodd_fl · 05-13-2016, 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Is her man THAT hot or something?

Love it. I was going to say, "She's 2D, so your depth is about right. May be able to please this one."

ASBSECU E93 · 05-13-2016, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

I think I'm going to have a problem soon.... One of our vendors put 6 packs of smarties in a box of samples that were delivered today. This is number 5 for me. I can see Cornholio running around here soon looking for TP!

Don't let him near your bunghole.

Unless.....he has TP for your bunghole....

silvergray545 · 05-13-2016, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Is her man THAT hot or something?

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Love it. I was going to say, "She's 2D, so your depth is about right. May be able to please this one."

Savages. Love it.

Mywifes335 · 05-13-2016, 02:35 PM

Forget Cheryl...how about Lois Griffin?

Mr Tonka · 05-13-2016, 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Love it. I was going to say, "She's 2D, so your depth is about right. May be able to please this one."

Ouch!! lol

Banana Hammock · 05-13-2016, 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Forget Cheryl...how about Lois Griffin?

Japanese 2D womenz > American ones.

Verbiage · 05-13-2016, 02:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Most women don't want sweaty cuddle.

Lol, this is how I know none of you have dealt with black chicks.

Not like you're missing out, anyway.

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Is her man THAT hot or something?

Lol imagine if she had one. She's probably fucked everything. Literally.

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Love it. I was going to say, "She's 2D, so your depth is about right. May be able to please this one."

Nice try. I'm still not sharing her with you, even if that is your "arena".

Banana Hammock · 05-13-2016, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Most women don't want sweaty cuddle.

Lol, this is how I know none of you have dealt with black chicks.

Kinda grossed out but at the same time intrigued.

Verbiage · 05-13-2016, 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by duck fat

Kinda grossed out but at the same time kinda intrigued.

I think I saw a special on National Geographic about it, somewhere.

EDIT: Found it

ASBSECU E93 · 05-13-2016, 02:44 PM

Mr Tonka ......Enjoy

Mr Tonka · 05-13-2016, 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Perhaps. Depends on the chick. Wifey and I usually clean up the messy bits first then cuddle. Then it's Sammie time.

Most definitely. For my wife, cuddling is in no way fighting for a slot even remotely near food's position of importance.

Mywifes335 · 05-13-2016, 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by duck fat

Japanese 2D womenz > American ones.

You mean tentacle porn a la Kreiger?

I agree with you sometimes...that anime 2D is better cuz they all got Dssssss!!!!!!

Mywifes335 · 05-13-2016, 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Lol, this is how I know none of you have dealt with black chicks.

Not like you're missing out, anyway.

Lol imagine if she had one. She's probably fucked everything. Literally.

Nice try. I'm still not sharing her with you, even if that is your "arena".

Been with Caribbean...does that count?