[UglyBuzzard]

This is great stuff. Keep it coming...

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Bragging about how small ones penis is is rarely considered a win, but well done I guess? I hope Mr.SugarSkulls doesn't mind you lumping him in with you on the little dick list.

Lol, always on the hunt for small sausages eh.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Lol, always on the hunt for small sausages eh.

They throw themselves at me. It's embarrassing.

[Nkc]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Bragging about how small ones penis is is rarely considered a win, but well done I guess? I hope Mr.SugarSkulls doesn't mind you lumping him in with you on the little dick list.

Ohhhhhh Mr white knight to the rescue making fun of people's small dicks. I bet you feel wonderful everyday with your M4 and big cock.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Nkc

Ohhhhhh Mr white knight to the rescue making fun of people's small dicks. I bet you feel wonderful everyday with your M4 and big cock.

M4 is ok. Having a big dick more rare and more fun.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

M4 is ok. Having a big dick more rare and more fun.

Not around these parts. 10" is minimum on BP.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Not around these parts. 10" is minimum on BP.

Yeah...we dropped the standard to be more inclusive.

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

Yeah...we dropped the standard to be more inclusive.

Says Hulk Hogan.

But not Terry Bollea.

Hulk must be on BP too.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Says Hulk Hogan.

But not Terry Bollea.

Hulk must be on BP too.

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Bragging about how small ones penis is is rarely considered a win, but well done I guess? I hope Mr.SugarSkulls doesn't mind you lumping him in with you on the little dick list.

ITS NOT THE SIZE THAT MATTERS ITS THE MOTION OF THE OCEAN.


I am co-founder of the itty bitty weenie committee. My partner, NKCunt, and I would love to extend (no pun intended) an invitation for you to join as well

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

ITS NOT THE SIZE <of the boat> THAT MATTERS ITS THE MOTION OF THE OCEAN.


I am co-founder of the itty bitty weenie committee. My partner, NKCunt, and I would love to extend (no pun intended) an invitation for you to join as well

Does it mean you don't have the motion or the size when you don't know the actual saying?

BTW, i'm assuming i'm already an honorary member, no?

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Does it mean you don't have the motion or the size when you don't know the actual saying?

BTW, i'm assuming i'm already an honorary member, no?

I cut corners there- I think we all knew I was referring to boat sizes. And by boat sizes, I mean cock sizes.

And duh, you're in. Any man who can wear those tight biker shorts you wear and not feel shame clearly has a below average cock.

Welcome aboard!

[Verbiage]

I guess I can't join.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

I cut corners there- I think we all knew I was referring to boat sizes. And by boat sizes, I mean cock sizes.

And duh, you're in. Any man who can wear those tight biker shorts you wear and not feel shame clearly has a below average cock.

Welcome aboard!

Shame, no. But i didn't realize how much discomfort i was feeling until i accidentally bought a size larger. Much more comfortable and now i might be able to feel the shame. Penor may be minuscule, but the huevos are grande.

Originally Posted by Verbiage

I guess I can't join.

You can apply for variance. The council is kind and generous. I'm betting they will lower the minimum for you.

[Verbiage]

Dammit black penis joke opportunity gone.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Dammit black penis joke opportunity gone.

Setting yourself up rarely works. Just lay it out there. (pun intended)

[Verbiage]

Like father like son?

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Like father like son?

This is one club who's membership suffers from shrinkage. Mr.SugarSkulls is the head of the committee. Enrollment perks have been cut, so new members get the shaft.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

This is one club who's membership suffers from shrinkage. Mr.SugarSkulls is the head of the committee. Enrollment perks have been cut, so new members get the shaft.

To be fair, Mr.SugarSkulls's and 1MOREMOD 's small stature was pharmaceutically enhanced, er... shrunk. The rest of us are naturally small.

[1MOREMOD]

I unknowing took a banned substance. My trainer told me.it was vitamins.

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

I unknowing took a banned substance. My trainer told me.it was vitamins.

There is truth to this.

I just thought it was some new brand of creatine :

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

I unknowing took a banned substance. My trainer told me.it was vitamins.

Injectable Vitamin B is what he told me.