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05-11-2016, 03:22 PM | #27679 | |
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Duh. That's what 1 second is for. It's all you need.
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05-11-2016, 03:22 PM | #27680 |
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I had Popeyes for lunch with hot sauce.
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05-11-2016, 03:23 PM | #27681 | |
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i do not know what this word means.
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It's something you can do with a woman, if one ever allows you to get close enough.
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05-11-2016, 03:24 PM | #27683 |
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That's cuz you don't pay your hookers extra!
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This sounds a bit like that SHTF situation we were discussing yesterday.
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05-11-2016, 03:25 PM | #27685 | |
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Woman can cuddle with my pups lol
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05-11-2016, 03:28 PM | #27688 |
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Hahahaha. No doubt, Salmon is good at Ruth's Chris...but Popeyes better.
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Bro...come on.
Real mean cuddle. Plus, if you did the job right, the woman will WANT to cuddle with you. |
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05-11-2016, 03:33 PM | #27691 | |
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The problem is that my blood boils. I snowboard with a t-shirt i BBQ at the cabin in shorts and a wife beater I'm in the ice room at the Korean spa for 30 minutes at a time in dying in the office at 70F I sleep in boxers with no blanket in the 60Fs, so there is no fucking way I'm having someone else's body heat next to me. My wife calls it "huggle"
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If I'm persistent enough, she actually lets me into the bed and removes the leash. Anus is still sore though, so the spooning is awkward.
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05-11-2016, 03:43 PM | #27693 | |
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05-11-2016, 03:44 PM | #27694 | |
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05-11-2016, 03:54 PM | #27697 | ||
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After that it's resume whatever I was going before. No cuddling. She can lay there and relax. Ha
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