[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by M3 Number 86

you know what's worse than #Ref?

'c:/user/desktop' links

Lol I'm done talking about work while I'm at work.

[RJ_]

Originally Posted by Biorin

To be fair, I had a pretty big penis.

Dibs.

[Banana Hammock]

Originally Posted by M3 Number 86

you know what's worse than #Ref?

'c:/user/desktop' links

Oh god. I'm a web developer and a couple years ago I had to help a new guy get caught up to speed with the way we do things. I'm sitting next to him and his first task was to import a JavaScript library. I kid you not he starts off with C:\...

I'm sitting there thinking "homie, wtf are you even doing here?!"

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by RJ_

Dibs.

You know the bigger ones hurt more the first few times, right?

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by RJ_

Dibs.

She already fucked ya wit it, man.

[RJ_]

Originally Posted by Biorin

You know the bigger ones hurt more the first few times, right?

Oh, fully aware, but I'm trying to claim it for my signature.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by M3 Number 86

I do that with the up down left right arrows lol

Seriously, it annoys the shit out of me. Do it at least 5 times a day min.

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

You just ruined my day. I only wanted to believe you were a mustachioed woman. Now you're a mustachioed woman...with a penis.

I'm going home.

How do you feel about goatee'd trannies with vaginas? My hormones haven't gone into full effect yet, unlike the operation.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Biorin

You know the bigger ones hurt more the first few times, right?

RJ is a seasoned veteran, he'll do just fine.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Axius

RJ is a seasoned veteran, he'll do just fine.

.

[Axius]

You mean..., a toothpick in a volcano.

[M3 Number 86]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

.

so skinny lol

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by Biorin

To be fair, I had a pretty big penis. Some not so tasteful tattoos, though.

"Had"

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

"Had"

The blowjob was a free preview. I only had it for about thirty seconds.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

"Had"

It just kept growing. Now "has" a monster.

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

.

What is that? A cheddar brat?

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by Biorin

The blowjob was a free preview. I only had it for about thirty seconds.

Well shit.

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Well shit.

Sorry, I should have been cognizant of the fact that 30 seconds is still 29 longer than you last.

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by Biorin

Sorry, I should have been cognizant of the fact that 30 seconds is still 29 longer than you last.

I hit appreciate by mistake meant to hit reply...

This:

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by Biorin

Sorry, I should have been cognizant of the fact that 30 seconds is still 29 longer than you last.

And it is a second that you aren't ever going to forget, are you?


It's the little things in life, as we discussed during post-second-sex cuddle time.

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

And it is a second that you aren't ever going to forget, are you?


It's the little things in life, as we discussed during post-second-sex cuddle time.

Emphasis on little.

The cuddling was fine, but can we please skip The Notebook reruns next time? I hate having to do laundry after you get tears and snot all over the pillowcase.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by Biorin

Emphasis on little.

The cuddling was fine, but can we please skip The Notebook reruns next time? I hate having to do laundry after you get tears and snot all over the pillowcase.

Well, at least the priorities are in order.



It's not always the size of the boat, but the color of the pirate and the spoils of the booty. Never spoil good booty.




Real men cry.

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by Biorin

Emphasis on little.

The cuddling was fine, but can we please skip The Notebook reruns next time? I hate having to do laundry after you get tears and snot all over the pillowcase.

Easy on the rough anal! No need to have tears and snot all over the snuff pillow!