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      06-29-2016, 09:34 PM   #2729
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Bhai, I'm gonna roll up to the bar Abhishek Bachchan style, pull out a gat on the valet boy for absolutely no reason, and then proceed to unbutton my shirt while a soft Hawaiian breeze gently caresses my nipples. As everyone stands in shock, I will fire a couple rounds in the group of gun-control feminists (the kind who's top lips never touch the bottom lips; see pic below) before proceeding to wink at the woke feminist in the left corner of the bar. Gonna walk up to Kelly with a bag of Cheetos in my hand like, "I'm dangerous."
Replace Abhishek with Salman, and have the breeze unbutton your shirt for you (like how he does). And bhai, you need the Haldiram packets, not that Cheetos. That's some gora shit.

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Networking.

Why TF didn't I think of that?

Aatish for president.
Always good to scout prospects for my secretary position :b
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Always good to scout prospects for my secretary position :b
Scouting for you secretary? Not the first lady? Or will you already have a first lady and you're looking for a side piece?

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      06-29-2016, 09:38 PM   #2732
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Bhai, I'm gonna roll up to the bar Abhishek Bachchan style, pull out a gat on the valet boy for absolutely no reason, and then proceed to unbutton my shirt while a soft Hawaiian breeze gently caresses my nipples. As everyone stands in shock, I will fire a couple rounds in the group of gun-control feminists (the kind who's top lips never touch the bottom lips; see pic below) before proceeding to wink at the woke feminist in the left corner of the bar. Gonna walk up to Kelly with a bag of Cheetos in my hand like, "I'm dangerous."
Replace Abhishek with Salman, and have the breeze unbutton your shirt for you (like how he does). And bhai, you need the Haldiram packets, not that Cheetos. That's some gora shit.

BHAI! Mere aage chiaya chiaya ho jay ge!
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Ew no
Cmon now what's wrong with her?!
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      06-29-2016, 09:41 PM   #2734
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Scouting for you secretary? Not the first lady? Or will you already have a first lady and you're looking for a side piece?

Savage.
Lol, I've got time before a first lady. Need a secretary for some "clerical" work
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Need moar screenshots.


I'm not posting more RN because I'm waiting for this fucking super like to renew for this bad joint.
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White walkers/walking dead/zombie

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Ok guys. Dress and heels or jeans and flats for my arrival
Save sexy for later. Need to whet his appetite.
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Lol, I've got time before a first lady. Need a secretary for some "clerical" work
Yeah. Lots of Diction, stuffing envelopes, and expense reports.
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Yeah. Lots of Diction, stuffing envelopes, and expense reports.
You have the right idea lol
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Lol, I've got time before a first lady. Need a secretary for some "clerical" work
Oh yeah, I have all kinds of "clerical" work. I think I need an assistant too.
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I'm not posting more RN because I'm waiting for this fucking super like to renew for this bad joint.
Screenshot of bad bish.
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      06-29-2016, 10:35 PM   #2742
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Heels. Always heels.
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Heels. Always heels.
Why was that even a question?

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Why was that even a question?

You did NOT just bring that song out of the mothballs.

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Why was that even a question?

These heathens want to see a woman in flats. Savages.
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You did NOT just bring that song out of the mothballs.

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Oh yes I did.
I Haven't been around much of late. How about you? Need to catch up.

BTW, your advice is always sound.

I just think Sara504 has enough going on to impress with flats the first time around. High heels to close the deal next time.

I was a fan (no leg humping), first time I saw her feet on OT. No foot fetish. Just could tell she takes care of herself.
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Dayyyum y'all haha. Such a sweet girl. Absolutely lovely. Amazing booty too
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Dayyyum y'all haha. Such a sweet girl. Absolutely lovely. Amazing booty too
Huh? You're back from a date?
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