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      12-09-2019, 12:21 PM   #2707
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Coors Light? We used to refer to that as "bunny piss."


dont hate on white claw it's good! some of you never had a natty light and it shows
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      12-09-2019, 12:30 PM   #2708
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You meant, "What a smart, savvy lady". I understand the error because they're so similarly spelled.
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hard seltzer is not bad
better than most light beers like natty, bud and the variants - only acceptable light beer is coors
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"Rocky Mountain panther" to you , sir.


In my defense, the alternative was Michelob Ultra.
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dont hate on white claw it's good! some of you never had a natty light and it shows
Gentlemen,

Be easy on the young Padawan in this instance. He is still exposed to too many douches, still being in school. It is critical that we provide him guidance and not scorn because of his extremely poor choice. These things happen from time to time and we must take blame, in part, ourselves.

Young Padawan, the next time you're tempted to grab this, Douche Claw, think, what would (Fill in the name of your fav BP-OT member) do in this case. If you begin to succumb to temptation or Douche Pressure, pull out the Prancercise Video and remember your roots.

This is the path.

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      12-09-2019, 01:10 PM   #2710
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some of you never had a natty light and it shows
i'll let it slide if you make a meme out of it
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      12-09-2019, 01:15 PM   #2711
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dont hate on white claw it's good! some of you never had a natty light and it shows
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Gentlemen,

Young Padawan, the next time you're tempted to grab this, Douche Claw, think, what would (Fill in the name of your fav BP-OT member) do in this case. If you begin to succumb to temptation or Douche Pressure, pull out the Prancercise Video and remember your roots.

This is the path.

It struck me as interesting that MK's favourite lady indeed has an apparent white claw of her own from what I can see from the video still. I refuse to watch the video...but the white claw is very apparent. Is this what Turkish is after, or is a different (oh please say it is) white claw?
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I refuse to watch the video...
You are a smart man. I refused to watch it but buckled under pressure when all the cool kids were prodding me. You can't unsee it.
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This is the path.
This is some TOUGH love!!!
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You are a smart man. I refused to watch it but buckled under pressure when all the cool kids were prodding me. You can't unsee it.
Nice to see my fears were not unfounded.

I've always been a blob of something different. High school taught me my measure of self worth cannot be defined by someone else.
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The nightmares are horrifying.
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The nightmares are horrifying.
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I question authority but pretend I don't
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I pander to authority while secretly undermining the fuck out of them, and they're too daft to figure it out. And the best thing is, I'm billing them for every minute of it.
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The nightmares are horrifying.
I already know I'm going to have a white camel-toe in my nightmares tonight.
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I already know I'm going to have a white camel-toe in my nightmares tonight.
That’s not the worst of it. One of the videos has a prancing male bouncing around. I’m traumatized for life.
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That’s not the worst of it. One of the videos has a prancing male bouncing around. I’m traumatized for life.
I'm happy to report that I didn't look around that content creator's channel. I'm going to have to hock some stuff to free up some cash for therapy for what I've already seen; I can't bear any further expense.
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I don't even want to know how you happened to have that video "on hand," if you'll pardon the expression.
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