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      06-29-2016, 05:27 PM   #2663
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Hey - don't discriminate against the people who are married and in the apps... *shudder* Feel gross just talking about that.
Yes. Married and no apps.
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She's pretty smoosh. I think social media and shit have the perspective of beauty all fucked up since everyone dolls themselves up for a camera.


Also, LOL at Normal Heights.
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      06-29-2016, 05:27 PM   #2665
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Sometimes, looks fall second to personality.












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Just kidding I'm totally not shallow.


I must be an exception then.

Looks wear off...if I ever get stuck with a dumb chick for the rest of my life, I will fucking kill myself.
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Hey, no one was bitching. We were just trying to get clarification on the situation. There are peeps like mywifes335 who talks about his side chicks all the time and we don't care.
Hahaha, you forgot the "@".
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I must be an exception then.

Looks wear off...if I ever get stuck with a dumb chick for the rest of my life, I will fucking kill myself.
Marry cute vs hot.
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Hey, no one was bitching. We were just trying to get clarification on the situation. There are peeps like mywifes335 who talks about his side chicks all the time and we don't care.
Hahaha, you forgot the "@".
No, I didn't
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Amazing....The M still cant get your a date but must resort to an app huh..lol?
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I must be an exception then.

Looks wear off...if I ever get stuck with a dumb chick for the rest of my life, I will fucking kill myself.
man who are you telling? It's interesting because no matter how good a woman looks when I start dating her, over time it begins to ebb.

However, there was always something to be desired, so I could understand that. I definitely see that slowly beginning to change, now.
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Meeting a chick tonight. Kinda average looks-wise, seems very intelligent and sweet
Cute. And loves animals. Pluses.

Plus, not afraid to dress like that, sit on the floor and send you a pic like that.

Down to earth.
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smoosh she might be a real charmer--at least from that shared pic she would appear confident enough in herself to share a low-key image
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No, I didn't
Awwww... That's not nice...
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Yup she looks like she's good at highlighting stuff and taking notes. Probably not good at giving BJs. You need a chick that can create that tight seal around your charge pipe.
Yeah brother...Sometimes when I see black chicks I think that's the perfect seal..
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Amazing....The M still cant get your a date but must resort to an app huh..lol?
Lol I work way too much to pull women off the street. And if you think an M is a car that gets women, you definitely need to reexamine that statement. M's ain't shit man LOL. BMW's are basic.


I don't let women see what I drive, anyway. Substance is key, my friend. Substance.
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smoosh she might be a real charmer--at least from that shared pic she would appear confident enough in herself to share a low-key image
This guy sterile stork (LOL).... I like him.


InB4 go find him on the app. InB4 ghey verb.
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Thank god I'm forever young
That sounds like advice for bimmette
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Yup she looks like she's good at highlighting stuff and taking notes. Probably not good at giving BJs. You need a chick that can create that tight seal around your charge pipe.
Yeah brother...Sometimes when I see black chicks I think that's the perfect seal..
Hahahahahaha
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Thank god I'm forever young
That sounds like advice for bimmette
Dude don't make this thread "let's guess Tara's age again"
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Dude don't make this thread "let's guess Tara's age again"
Brother you are really good !
Actually I heard a song about her while I drove to my work today and stored it .
I'm looking to post it for her at the right moment ...
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Haha you know I'll probably text you while I'm waiting for her or some shit so there's a record of me.

And yea Sasha is really cute and she's responsive. I could probably see either of them this weekend TBH.

Destiny is most likely in a gang dude. Haha not judgmental. She's pretty though, I just need to see what the rest of her looks like. About to request her IG.

Btw where TF is Mike.
I got you bro! Drop me a pin!

Request that IG. She looks thick so that might be right up your alley.
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Meeting a chick tonight. Kinda average looks-wise, seems very intelligent and sweet
Nice! She looks cute.
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Hey, no one was bitching. We were just trying to get clarification on the situation. There are peeps like mywifes335 who talks about his side chicks all the time and we don't care.
All the married guys are in here bitching about the way people are meeting these days. This is how things are. This thread is for lols and conversation about success/fail stories. And maybe if you're weird, you could fap to it. None of my business.
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