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      04-28-2016, 10:22 PM   #26797
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Can we plan our pre-heist activities? Marquee? 1 OAK? Hakkasan? XS? Tao (for all of you that like a little Asian in your life)?

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Dude I'm about to stop posting drunk posts on snapchat you got these people thinking I'm a wild animal.
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Can we plan our pre-heist activities? Marquee? 1 OAK? Hakkasan? XS? Tao (for all of you that like a little Asian in your life)?

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Dude I'm about to stop posting drunk posts on snapchat you got these people thinking I'm a wild animal.
Tell me you don't really drink bud light?
I may have to call a meeting of the dads.
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      04-28-2016, 10:24 PM   #26801
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Hahaha no, exactly opposite. I know you haven't drank in many months. Why not do it big next time you decide to drink?
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Tell me you don't really drink bud light?
I may have to call a meeting of the dads.
Dad that stuff is like tap water.



In fact I'd rather drink tap water.
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Hahaha no, exactly opposite. I know you haven't drank in many months. Why not do it big next time you decide to drink?
Damn, that means I really am going to have to get arrested so the rest of you can pull off the heist.


Ah well. Wouldn't be the first time.




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Damn, that means I really am going to have to get arrested so the rest of you can pull off the heist.


Ah well. Wouldn't be the first time.




Wait what?
Well you fit the demographic
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Damn, that means I really am going to have to get arrested so the rest of you can pull off the heist.


Ah well. Wouldn't be the first time.




Wait what?
In for story time.
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      04-28-2016, 10:32 PM   #26808
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I do fit the demographic. As long as jtodd_fl saves me a Maurice Lacroix Masterpiece Skeleton from the spoils, then I shall bite the bullet.
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      04-28-2016, 10:35 PM   #26811
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Ha! I've never actually been incarcerated because I was looking out for someone else.


I mean, I've never been incarcerated at all, oops.


Wait.
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That's all it will take? Done.
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Ha! I've never actually been incarcerated because I was looking out for someone else.


I mean, I've never been incarcerated at all, oops.


Wait.
Story time part 2.
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Ha! I've never actually been incarcerated because I was looking out for someone else.


I mean, I've never been incarcerated at all, oops.


Wait.
I've gotten someone else incarcerated because was distracted by the bitches.
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I do fit the demographic. As long as jtodd_fl saves me a Maurice Lacroix Masterpiece Skeleton from the spoils, then I shall bite the bullet.
That's all it will take? Done.
Jk. I meant Breguet Classique Chronometrie 7727.
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Not a fan of skeleton watches you can have them all.
Well, you are the furthest thing from a skeleton.



You're such a bone-cist.
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