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      03-26-2016, 02:34 PM   #2641
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Must be a relief. I've only been active on BP recently but discovered that there are only 4 (four) actual females on this forum.

Sometimes the leg humping is so obvious its in 3D.
Haha, well everyone knows I'm taken and a horrible person so I get left alone. I have great friends here also so I get my quota of bs daily to keep the ego at bay.
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Dude just no!

Can you picture me in a dress like that? Lol I can't.
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He's picturing you without the dress now.

Better?
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He's picturing you without the dress now.

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It's okay, he knows I have a huge penis.
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It's the little man in the boat.
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It's the little man in the boat.
Contrast and surroundings help out!

I'm high on pain meds. I'm sorry.
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Here is Anna from Finland in the pink bikini (right hand side)
And she is a real blonde because she's Finnish .
In person she looks like an angel on earth !
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Here is Anna from Finland in the pink bikini (right hand side)
And she is a real blonde because she's Finnish .
In person she looks like an angel on earth !
Fake tan and shoes and a swimsuit?

Really phil...
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Fake tan and shoes and a swimsuit?

Really phil...
Tan was a must Anna , otherwise the whole picture was white and we would see only a pink bikini in the snow .

I was reading about you and a car accident ...(not sure)
Is everything ok Anna ?
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Fake tan and shoes and a swimsuit?

Really phil...
It might not be you...but she's (they're) still hot.

Might be the Jersey in me talking....
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Tan was a must Anna , otherwise the whole picture was white and we would see only a pink bikini in the snow .

I was reading about you and a car accident ...(not sure)
Is everything ok Anna ?
Haha, meh, that was a slide fucked up, nothing bad and nothing I'd file as an accident. I did break up a dog fight yesterday and because I fucked that one up too, I lost a few chunks of my right wrist and right leg. It'll be okay but now they are quite infected and since I'm a strong believer of holistic medicine, I'm drinking whiskey for the pain.

It'll be okay Phil.
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A bit slow on the uptake here....

Biorin is a dude in BP drag, right?
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I'm high on pain meds. I'm sorry.
Good pain meds? Starts with Oxy or Hydro?
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Haha, meh, that was a slide fucked up, nothing bad and nothing I'd file as an accident. I did break up a dog fight yesterday and because I fucked that one up too, I lost a few chunks of my right wrist and right leg. It'll be okay but now they are quite infected and since I'm a strong believer of holistic medicine, I'm drinking whiskey for the pain.

It'll be okay Phil.
Alcohol and Tylenol is super bad for the liver...just in case.
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Good pain meds? Starts with Oxy or Hydro?
Lol, I don't even take aspirin and this being europe, we don't actually hand over meds like that as easily as they do there.

I decided to sooth my bruised hand (and ego) with a glass of good scotch.
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