[1MOREMOD]

Nice progress fellas.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by bimmette

So if we get buff, our eyesight goes to shit? Damn, I don't wanna need glasses, I better stop going to the gym.

Versace.


Also, would rather have below average eyesight than a poor BMI/eat McDonald's. Win some, lose some.


Plus, glasses/tattoos combo is money. Shit is a game changer.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Nice progress fellas.

Sensei hath spoken.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by bimmette

So if we get buff, our eyesight goes to shit? Damn, I don't wanna need glasses, I better stop going to the gym.

Plus, if you quit going to gym, then you need to find a significant other with glasses - strong glasses. It's you or him... choose wisely.

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Plus, if you quit going to gym, then you need to find a significant other with glasses - strong glasses. It's you or him... choose wisely.

Or I could date a blind guy. Hmmm great idea!!!

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Or I could date a blind guy. Hmmm great idea!!!

Don't go with someone blind since birth... you need someone who had a horrible accident. If blind since birth, they have compensating spidey senses. They'll sense that shit. Best bet is to pick man of choice, then blind him in his sleep. Then get fat.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Best bet is to pick man of choice, then blind him in his sleep. Then get fat.

Lol most women do this anyway. Blinding isn't required.

[upstatedoc]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Dog pee killed it

I think I've found the culprit.

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Don't go with someone blind since birth... you need someone who had a horrible accident. If blind since birth, they have compensating spidey senses. They'll sense that shit. Best bet is to pick man of choice, then blind him in his sleep. Then get fat.

You're a man of great brilliance.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by bimmette

You're a man of great brilliance.

It's basically the Shallow Hal strategy. His only visual memory of you will be skinny Gwyneth. Really, nothing says "man of brilliance" like Shallow Hal. Definitely thought the book was better than the movie. Especially in the original German. Fucking translation killed it.
*leaves to wax his mustache and clean off his horn rim glasses*

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

It's basically the Shallow Hal strategy. His only visual memory of you will be skinny Gwyneth. Really, nothing says "man of brilliance" like Shallow Hal. Definitely thought the book was better than the movie. Especially in the original German. Fucking translation killed it.
*leaves to wax his mustache and clean off his horn rim glasses*

You're making my tail wag

[RJ_]

Originally Posted by bimmette

You're making my tail wag

[upstatedoc]

I put the chicken nuggets in the oven BEFORE it was pre-heated.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by upstatedoc

I put the chicken nuggets in the oven BEFORE it was pre-heated.

I am sorry, but there was fail before the oven got involved.
You had me at nuggets.

[jtodd_fl]

Tiny dog sleeping. Wife's (maybe).
Can't see his Star Wars color. Has little Death Stars, vaders and r2s on it.

[jtodd_fl]

And I'm off. Connecting in ATL.

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

And I'm off. Connecting in ATL.

Safe travels!
That's the first time I've seen AP wall clocks. Usually see Rolex or Tag.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Aatish

Safe travels!
That's the first time I've seen AP wall clocks. Usually see Rolex or Tag.

Delta lounges have them.
Vegas baby. (Too bad it's for work. Also, I am old and boring and don't gamble.). Heh.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

And I'm off. Connecting in ATL.

I was direct from MSY to NYC yesterday.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

I was direct from MSY to NYC yesterday.

I love the city. Meeting bankers?

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Delta lounges have them.
Vegas baby. (Too bad it's for work. Also, I am old and boring and don't gamble.). Heh.

Stop in the Centurion Lounge at the airport on your way back. #greatairportlounge

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

Stop in the Centurion Lounge at the airport on your way back. #greatairportlounge

Cool. I'll check them out. Thanks.