[Myrder]

males and females have "junk" and its not in the trunk in this case.

[Sara]

Originally Posted by Litos

girls have junk too.

it's called a pussy.

there, i made it very clear.....

Ive never heard a womens treasure trove referred to as junk. If he ever calls mine that he's getting slapped.

[TrevorM3]

Originally Posted by Sara504

Ive never heard a womens treasure trove referred to as junk. If he ever calls mine that he's getting slapped.

fair enough.

He won't say it in front of you, of course. Unless he loves you, in which case, you would be ok with it.

[Samurai of 2day]

Originally Posted by Litos

this made me literally laugh out loud!

[ddk632]

Fuck thread of the year.

I am nominating this for thread of the decade.

[Ehwnnc]

We need to make this clear. Squirt doesnt mean a damn fire hose coming out of a vagina. If you are hitting the spot right and you have a burst of fluid come out, that is not pee. Been there, felt it, had it in my face.

And for the people saying its gross, you have not had this happen. There is nothing more stimulating to me than making a girl get off so hard she lets it all loose. I dont mean pissing all over me or shitting on the bed.

Also sara said feels like you are going to pee so thats what makes you pee. When men are about to bust a nut it is the same sensation so your logic is wrong

[Sara]

Originally Posted by Ehwnnc

We need to make this clear. Squirt doesnt mean a damn fire hose coming out of a vagina. If you are hitting the spot right and you have a burst of fluid come out, that is not pee. Been there, felt it, had it in my face.

And for the people saying its gross, you have not had this happen. There is nothing more stimulating to me than making a girl get off so hard she lets it all loose. I dont mean pissing all over me or shitting on the bed.

Also sara said feels like you are going to pee so thats what makes you pee. When men are about to bust a nut it is the same sensation so your logic is wrong

Squirting doesnt come out of the vagina. The vagina cannot squirt anything. Thick goo drains down after climax but that's all the vagina does. Now the hole above the vagina which is a completely separate part and not connected to the vaguna does squirt..............




.......


....pee.

[Sara]

I will get all of this resolved tomorrow at my obgyn

[carve]

Originally Posted by Sara504

As a female I would be embarrassed as hell. You cant go have a quickie without looking like you just wet yourself. Disgusting.

It doesn't happen every time you have sex. It takes very aggressive and intentional stimulation to make this happen and a partner who knows exactly what he's doing. Some women are embarrassed at first until they see I'm fine with it, then they become insatiable. Clean up is easy- I generally throw a towel down first except for the first time. Whatever chemical in urine gives it that unpleasant odor does not seem to be in female ejaculate

Originally Posted by F32

As a male, it's not disgusting if a female ejaculates in my bed. What's more disgusting is a girl who can't embrace herself and let go. That's why 18 and 19 year-olds are not as much fun.

This. Sexually repressed women are frustrating as hell. I was seeing an amazing girl for a while and she wanted to try this, and every time I got her to the edge (which took a lot because she'd get all nervous and self-conscious- got her there in spite of her resistance and apprehension) she'd physically force me to stop. "Too intense" she'd say. That's how IT'S SUPPOSED to be, silly!

[carve]

Originally Posted by Sara504

I will get all of this resolved tomorrow at my obgyn

Maybe. Doctors don't even agree on what it is. A significant percentage don't even think there's a G-spot, which is ridiculous to anyone who's found it. (Have you? VIGOROUS stimulation of the G-spot is what can lead to a squirting orgasm)

Bottom line, even if it does turn out to be partly or even ALL urine, I don't care. I've never found it to have an odor (which is the really unpleasant thing about urine, which is sterile), and it's a byproduct of one of the most mind-blowing orgasms you'll ever have. But, if you're too self conscious to have your mind blown...interesting priorities :P

[Nkc]

I honestly think Sara sounds more like a 20 yr old virgin male than a girl now. If you've never had your junk destroyed then you're not doing it right.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by carve

It doesn't happen every time you have sex. It takes very aggressive and intentional stimulation to make this happen and a partner who knows exactly what he's doing. Some women are embarrassed at first until they see I'm fine with it, then they become insatiable. Clean up is easy- I generally throw a towel down first except for the first time. Whatever chemical in urine gives it that unpleasant odor does not seem to be in female ejaculate




This. Sexually repressed women are frustrating as hell. I was seeing an amazing girl for a while and she wanted to try this, and every time I got her to the edge (which took a lot because she'd get all nervous and self-conscious) she'd physically force me to stop. "Too intense" she'd say. That's how IT'S SUPPOSED to be, silly!

Arrahhh!! I dated a girl like this. Sooo frustrating.

[lmaleke]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

For the most part, if a "move" doesn't get here there quicker, heighten her experience or make the O last longer; it's tossed from the play book. A long time ago, i found out that if you please a woman right, once they're done, they don't care what you do to them in order to get yourself off. That can be the icing on the cake.

so... which one of the following would you recommend for that icing: bukkakke? Pearl necklace? Vanilla shower? Angry dragon?

[BMWrules7]

Originally Posted by Billup

Women are just unappreciative of what us men provide for them. They think we just use THEM for sex, when in turn, if they find one like us, we end up getting used for sex, which I am perfectly fine with.

Yes, the first fundamental game changing shift in a marriage happens when a young wife figures out that her spouse will do things for na na.

[Billup]

A lot has gone on in here since yesterday. All this talk has been very moving. This is for the countless number of inexperienced virgins in here; Notice I didn't use the color yellow, this is not to be confused with a "golden shower".

[ideliver]

Originally Posted by Sara504

True. Im a girl, I know how the female parts work.

I'm relieved that you are on the correct side of this discussion...and I'll save you the awkward discussion while you are in the stirrups

The "female ejaculation" is piss. End.Of.Discussion

And if you want the hardest orgasm of you life....buy a wand (Hitachi) massager...use it simultaneous on your clitoris during intercourse....

Best positions are: hands and knees/missionary/your favorite reverse cow girl/be creative

Guaranteed multiple orgasms...and pro move....this works very well for those interested in expanding into anal sex

and the G spot is real...it is on the anterior side of the vagina...just behind the pubic bone...best explored with a finger gently stroking from the cervix to the bone with clitoral stimulation with your tongue or vibe...many women prefer it after a clitoral orgasm....the G spot orgasm is a different feeling

[BMWrules7]

Originally Posted by carve

Maybe. Doctors don't even agree on what it is. A significant percentage don't even think there's a G-spot, which is ridiculous to anyone who's found it. (Have you? VIGOROUS stimulation of the G-spot is what can lead to a squirting orgasm)

Bottom line, even if it does turn out to be partly or even ALL urine, I don't care. I've never found it to have an odor (which is the really unpleasant thing about urine, which is sterile), and it's a byproduct of one of the most mind-blowing orgasms you'll ever have. But, if you're too self conscious to have your mind blown...interesting priorities :P

Hello Mr. Carve,

My name is Dr. Gupta and I really work for CNN. My country (beautiful India) has spent 6 times the national product of Yemen in order to capture G spot goo in laboratory.

Could you be so kind to capture some goo you say is G spot goo after one of your infamous trysts so we can analyze to see if "Bigfoot", if you will, exists?

[Billup]

Originally Posted by ideliver

I'm relieved that you are on the correct side of this discussion...and I'll save you the awkward discussion while you are in the stirrups

The "female ejaculation" is piss. End.Of.Discussion

And if you want the hardest orgasm of you life....buy a wand (Hitachi) massager...use it simultaneous on your clitoris during intercourse....

Best positions are: hands and knees/missionary/your favorite reverse cow girl/be creative

Guaranteed multiple orgasms...and pro move....this works very well for those interested in expanding into anal sex

That's a territory many are afraid of, almost like a no mans (or an only mans land).

Lets see how many people have their brown belt....

[ideliver]

Originally Posted by Billup

That's a territory many are afraid of, almost like a no mans (or an only mans land).

Lets see how many people have their brown belt....

the third type of orgasm (the anal orgasm) is not for the novice to attempt...

[Billup]

Originally Posted by ideliver

the third type of orgasm (the anal orgasm) is not for the novice to attempt...

Took a while for my girlfriend to consider it. Now its just made things more interesting.

[F1Venom]

Originally Posted by ideliver

I'm relieved that you are on the correct side of this discussion...and I'll save you the awkward discussion while you are in the stirrups

The "female ejaculation" is piss. End.Of.Discussion

And if you want the hardest orgasm of you life....buy a wand (Hitachi) massager...use it simultaneous on your clitoris during intercourse....

Best positions are: hands and knees/missionary/your favorite reverse cow girl/be creative

Guaranteed multiple orgasms...and pro move....this works very well for those interested in expanding into anal sex

and the G spot is real...it is on the anterior side of the vagina...just behind the pubic bone...best explored with a finger gently stroking from the cervix to the bone with clitoral stimulation with your tongue or vibe...many women prefer it after a clitoral orgasm....the G spot orgasm is a different feeling

Finally an actual gynecologist (with a MD and not a Google) in the thread! Looks like some guys on here love getting pissed on!

[kscarrol]

Originally Posted by Billup

A lot has gone on in here since yesterday. All this talk has been very moving. This is for the countless number of inexperienced virgins in here; Notice I didn't use the color yellow, this is not to be confused with a "golden shower".

Billup, can't tell from the tastefully done depiction of female ejaculation, but is he fisting her??