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      02-24-2015, 08:43 AM   #243
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      02-24-2015, 01:15 PM   #244
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      02-24-2015, 01:58 PM   #245
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Banning you for claiming you plan ahead. You don't even know who your boss is!
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      02-24-2015, 02:03 PM   #246
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      02-24-2015, 02:05 PM   #247
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      02-24-2015, 02:13 PM   #248
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      02-24-2015, 02:14 PM   #249
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^^banned for stretching it a bit..
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      02-24-2015, 02:27 PM   #250
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That's what she said
Banned for making an accusation that she would say something dirty like that.
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Banned for making an accusation that she would say something dirty like that.
banned for thinking dirty talk needs an accusation and not a compliment
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      02-24-2015, 03:02 PM   #252
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Banned for making me feel dumb. I thought you were my friend.
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banned for thinking dirty talk needs an accusation and not a compliment
Banned for making me feel dumb. I thought you were my friend.
Ok you're unbanned Billup
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I don't know man. You really hurt my feelings. You need to offer me something good, and then maybe I can re-evaluate our friendship.
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I don't know man. You really hurt my feelings. You need to offer me something good, and then maybe I can re-evaluate our friendship.
I'll buy you a hooker you'll just have to pay the ferry fee to Baconopolos Island
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I'll buy you a hooker you'll just have to pay the ferry fee to Baconopolos Island
Do you even understand how outrageous the ferry prices are around here?


It takes me at least 15 minutes at work to make that much...., looking at funny pictures and baby animals. I'm exhausted just thinking about it.
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It takes me at least 15 minutes at work to make that much...., looking at funny pictures and baby animals. I'm exhausted just thinking about it.
You better decide quickly or you'll miss it

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You better decide quickly or you'll miss it

Is it true that if you don't use it...., you lose it?
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Is it true that if you don't use it...., you lose it?
That's how Brittany Gray got banned
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That's how Brittany Gray got banned
.... oh.... my.... goodness gracious.



I wouldn't expect anything less from a Brittany anyways.
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      02-24-2015, 03:51 PM   #261
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.... oh.... my.... goodness gracious.



I wouldn't expect anything less from a Brittany anyways.
because if you did, you'd be banned!
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      02-24-2015, 03:54 PM   #262
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because if you did, you'd be banned!
Touche. I ban you. Not sure why. I like you, so it doesn't make sense, but it feels so right. It feels so good...., mmmmmm...., can you feel that...., that's nice isn't it?
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Touche. I ban you. Not sure why. I like you, so it doesn't make sense, but it feels so right. It feels so good...., mmmmmm...., can you feel that...., that's nice isn't it?
banned for posting a "weapon" in the "last purchased item" thread. irony? lol
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      02-24-2015, 04:09 PM   #264
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banned for posting a "weapon" in the "last purchased item" thread. irony? lol
Banned because a knife is not a weapon, but rather a multi use cutting utensil. A gun is a weapon. What rock did you grow up under?
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