[kabalm18]

I have never had a shit last less than 20 min.

[GAM3OVR85]

Originally Posted by Graham M

Looking back? I would have now.... honestly Nobody deserves to be victimized like that, nobody. I know I was mischieve at times, I know... but to be mocked and called names in front of 30 other kids (consistantly) during such an impressionable time.... that is uncalled for. Leave alone for her husband to come into school unwarrented, then threaten to "beat the piss out of me". Fuck... If I ever find that guy again..... So help him God.

Shit!! she sounds like a bitch.....wow. You didn't complain about her? her husband, was he a teacher in your school? if not, why the hell would she bring him . Thats bad

I had 3 friends beat up their english teacher infront of class

[darkphantom]

wow, rough childhoods :-(

[GAM3OVR85]

Originally Posted by kabalm18

I have never had a shit last less than 20 min.

+1 me too, they always last for + 30mins.

I was in boring school in grade 8 & 9. We had prep time (to do our homework) from 7pm-9pm. Its boring when you don't have anything to do....can't listen to music, can't talk with ur roommate, lol. To waste time, i always took a shit between 7-9 . Were my friend too them in less than 5mins, i was like WTF??

[darkphantom]

dude, I feel like I was a total nerd in all my years in middle school...and I think my parents/religion/culture limit me to being moral and ethical...but I keep thinking, what if I wasn't....the world would be so effed up right now

[GAM3OVR85]

I always buy the biggest size (GB) ipod even if i don't need that much.
Bought 80GB iPod video, only used 3GB ....all music, no videos/movies

[darkphantom]

dude, it's human nature and the illusion...that more is better...

[Jammin Jason]

Originally Posted by MTL Bimmer

Thats good, because I had my car keyed at school .

me too effin haters

[c0nstant]

the off topic section has been SO alive the past few days

[darkphantom]

Originally Posted by jh valley

the off topic section has been SO alive the past few days

fuck yeah! if it wasn't for me....













j/k

I usually snooze through here...

[Year's_End]

no kiddin. and i feel like the doors have been unlocked and all the 4chan peeps are comin outta nowhere...

[darkphantom]

Originally Posted by Bimmer Loyalist

no kiddin. and i feel like the doors have been unlocked and all the 4chan peeps are comin outta nowhere...

4chan peeps o_o?? who dey be?

[darkphantom]

When I was a kid, I shot my brother with a gun in the eye. It was one of those guys that usually have that rubber end, to knock over targets....I took that part off

I still feel bad for doing that to him.

EDIT: Yes he can still see, no vision impairment...!

[Year's_End]

Originally Posted by darkphantom

4chan peeps o_o?? who dey be?

blakepilot, jh and company.

[Year's_End]

Originally Posted by darkphantom

When I was a kid, I shot my brother with a gun in the eye. It was one of those guys that usually have that rubber end, to knock over targets....I took that part off

I still feel bad for doing that to him.

EDIT: Yes he can still see, no vision impairment...!

my brother was messin around in some mulch while i was playin league baseball one day. he was stabbing at some ants or catterpillars...or something...and anyways, he ended up flinging some mulch in his eye and had a splinter in his eye.

he had to get surgery and stitches (again, this is in his freakin eye), and yet years later, he's got perfectly fine vision, one eye that's brown, and the other grey.

[Aija]

of the many times of being in ER,

one of them was when i was 8years old, i was playing with a romote control car..I was chasing the car and the plastic part on top of the antenna got stuck in my.

It was stuck for 4hours until the doctor removed it.

[Couch]

Originally Posted by kabalm18

I have never had a shit last less than 20 min.

LMAO!

I enjoy reading a magazine or book while taking a shit.

Between Kindergarten and 12th grade I never shit at school.

[darkphantom]

Originally Posted by Aija

of the many times of being in ER,

one of them was when i was 8years old, i was playing with a romote control car..I was chasing the car and the plastic part on top of the antenna got stuck in my.

It was stuck for 4hours until the doctor removed it.

wait...what? how the hell did that happen!?

[Tondtar]

Originally Posted by Aija

of the many times of being in ER,

one of them was when i was 8years old, i was playing with a romote control car..I was chasing the car and the plastic part on top of the antenna got stuck in my.

It was stuck for 4hours until the doctor removed it.

Wait ... is this one of those "fill in the blank" posts or are you willing to share the exact details?

[GAM3OVR85]

Originally Posted by Couch

LMAO!

I enjoy reading a magazine or book while taking a shit.

Between Kindergarten and 12th grade I never shit at school.

I listen to music when taking a shit

I never too a shit in public bathrooms!!

[GAM3OVR85]

Originally Posted by Tondtar

Wait ... is this one of those "fill in the blank" posts or are you willing to share the exact details?

i think he got it stuck in his eye.

He has chasing the car with the remote (includes the antenna) in his hands,
either 1) he probably fell and got the top of the antenna in his eye; 2) while he was running, he got the top of the antenna in his eye.


You guys probably think he got it stuck in his "Ass" lol

[darkphantom]

well....he didn't specify, but I guess we should have read it in context