"I don't have proof of it but I just know it's true" - post yours

TiMSport · 03-17-2021, 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by LemansE90335xi

I'm not sure we're ready for that yet.

They had them in 2049 so I guess we have to wait another few decades.

TKDbilly · 03-17-2021, 06:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Fly320s

So long and thanks for all the fish, Dave.

Winner winner chicken dinner; nice how you combined the two!

Buug959 · 03-17-2021, 06:10 PM

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Originally Posted by TiMSport

They had them in 2049 so I guess we have to wait another few decades.

Even if I'm still alive in 2049 I seriously doubt that my body will be "up" for anything more than cuddling.

Buug959 · 03-17-2021, 06:11 PM

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Originally Posted by TKDbilly

Winner winner chicken dinner; nice how you combined the two!

Just don't forget your towel.

TiMSport · 03-17-2021, 06:13 PM

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Originally Posted by LemansE90335xi

Even if I'm still alive in 2049 I seriously doubt that my body will be "up" for anything more than cuddling.

Haha, perhaps technology will have a cure for that by that time

Buug959 · 03-17-2021, 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by TiMSport

Haha, perhaps technology will have a cure for that by that time

What like super concentrated blue pills?

TiMSport · 03-17-2021, 06:16 PM

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Originally Posted by LemansE90335xi

What like super concentrated blue pills?

Ding Ding Ding!

m630 · 03-17-2021, 06:27 PM

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Originally Posted by TKDbilly

Both Hal 9000 and Deep Thought knew you would say that!

And yet they still have no answer!!!

TKDbilly · 03-17-2021, 06:33 PM

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Originally Posted by LemansE90335xi

Just don't forget your towel.

Haha, good one.

I wonder if Hal and Marvin would get along!? Nice balance of evil disregard and self preservation along with and Marvin's "brain the size of a planet" and depression and self-loathing. Hey, this could be the next HBO series to rival GOT!

Buug959 · 03-17-2021, 06:43 PM

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Originally Posted by TKDbilly

Haha, good one.

I wonder if Hal and Marvin would get along!? Nice balance of evil disregard and self preservation along with and Marvin's "brain the size of a planet" and depression and self-loathing. Hey, this could be the next HBO series to rival GOT!

I think it may be time for a pan galactic gargle blaster so I can try to work my head around that. But only one.

evil-G-nius · 03-17-2021, 11:35 PM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

I had a co-worker who was supposed to go on The Bachelor as a villainess in 2003/2004. First of all...she was INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE. She was so beautiful and flawless that it actually made her difficult to look at. I kid you not.

Secondly, she invented Resting Bitch Face before it was an actual term. She drew so much attention that she became the Master of The Withering Stare. It was pretty damn funny.

The part that made her most attractive, IMHO, was her rapier-like wit. She was like an overpowered light saber. We still stay in touch. She has been an extra in several movies and TV shows but never hit it big.

Yeah well....I once had a co-worker I found was also a damn pornstar! I didn't believe one of the guys when he told me so I looked her up...sure enough...there she was. Honest to God

lydia381 · 03-18-2021, 03:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Lady Jane

That men think that they are just as good in bed as they are tracking their BMWs.

I like this comment

vreihen16 · 03-18-2021, 07:21 AM

There is a special place in hell reserved for all of the scumbags who commit retail return fraud.

I keep a rather expensive spare set of manufacturer's genuine color laser printer cartridges on my shelf, for when the printer runs out. No refills or knockoffs here. When I just opened the sealed box, I discovered that someone apparently cut in through the bottom, removed all four genuine cartridges, and replaced them with four 100% empty knockoffs before returning the set for a full refund.

So much for printing the notes for my 10 AM Zoom presentation.....

UncleWede · 03-18-2021, 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by vreihen16

So much for printing the notes for my 10 AM Zoom presentation.....

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Printing? Don't Talk About Printing! Printing?

Fly320s · 03-18-2021, 10:42 AM

Inside joke?

TiMSport · 03-18-2021, 10:43 AM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

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Wonder if Allen Iverson would ever say that post basketball career.

UncleWede · 03-18-2021, 10:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Fly320s

Inside joke?

Playoffs? Don't Talk About Playoffs! Playoffs?

Fly320s · 03-18-2021, 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

Playoffs? Don't Talk About Playoffs! Playoffs?

Ah. Got it. Sorry, I don't follow hockey.

TiMSport · 03-18-2021, 11:35 AM

There's a very special place in hell for those that abuse animals.

King Rudi · 03-18-2021, 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by TiMSport

There's a very special place in hell for those that abuse animals.

"If you have a problem with Canada Goose's, then you have a problem with me. I suggest you let that marinate!"

My apologies if this wasn't a Letterkenny reference.

TiMSport · 03-18-2021, 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by King Rudi

"If you have a problem with Canada Goose's, then you have a problem with me. I suggest you let that marinate!"

My apologies if this wasn't a Letterkenny reference.

Haha, no it actually wasn't. I need to check that show out. I've seen an episode or two before.

But my earlier remark is hopefully true. We don't need people around that abuse animals IMO. Sickens me every time I read about stories of cruelty.

vreihen16 · 03-18-2021, 01:13 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

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Inside joke?

If it was, it went straight over my head!

Maybe a reference to "printing" in a CCW context?????

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