Whack off Wednesday

shoei · 02-18-2019, 05:56 PM

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lsturbointeg - when your car makes 900+ at the wheels, and weighs considerably less than a new M5 (ahem shoei ) - kinda difficult to not drive around with a full on erection...

Do you get to drive said car? They're all blowing up and having to be put back together again, like Humpty Dumpty...

Bish - I have possession of all of my cars

That your wife's girly red car?

ASBSECU E93 · 02-18-2019, 11:40 PM

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lsturbointeg - when your car makes 900+ at the wheels, and weighs considerably less than a new M5 (ahem shoei ) - kinda difficult to not drive around with a full on erection...

Do you get to drive said car? They're all blowing up and having to be put back together again, like Humpty Dumpty...

Bish - I have possession of all of my cars

That your wife's girly red car?

Ok....ok....let's post all those texts where a certain someone is trying to decide which color car they want to be seen driving around in for the next 6 months....

shoei · 02-19-2019, 12:06 AM

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lsturbointeg - when your car makes 900+ at the wheels, and weighs considerably less than a new M5 (ahem shoei ) - kinda difficult to not drive around with a full on erection...

Do you get to drive said car? They're all blowing up and having to be put back together again, like Humpty Dumpty...

Bish - I have possession of all of my cars

That your wife's girly red car?

Ok....ok....let's post all those texts where a certain someone is trying to decide which color car they want to be seen driving around in for the next 6 months....

Nardo is a delightful color... You worry about cleaning up all that animal poop on your lovely farm !!!

UncleWede · 03-09-2019, 01:08 AM

The Dr knew!!!!

1MOREMOD · 03-09-2019, 01:09 AM

Yeah he gave me the idea, I still read at a low level

lsturbointeg · 03-09-2019, 06:24 PM

Dude, it's only Saturday!

****** · 03-09-2019, 06:28 PM

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Dude, it's only Saturday!

It’s gotta be Wednesday somewhere...

1MOREMOD · 03-09-2019, 06:29 PM

My arms are tired I need a spot

****** · 03-09-2019, 06:32 PM

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My arms are tired I need a spot

Dude, pass.

lsturbointeg · 03-10-2019, 12:29 AM

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My arms are tired I need a spot

1MOREMOD · 03-10-2019, 12:39 AM

Dude arm.day was rough

jmg · 03-11-2019, 12:59 AM

Why are we limited to Wednesday?

1MOREMOD · 03-11-2019, 01:32 AM

You're not, just gotta go hard on Wednesdays

1MOREMOD · 03-12-2019, 10:50 PM

I'm out did massive forearm workout today cant hold a beer without a spot.

UncleWede · 03-12-2019, 11:06 PM

I'm old. Thursday is Steak/BJ day. Do I take tomorrow off completely, or just go down in sets?

lsturbointeg · 03-13-2019, 03:11 AM

well it's 3am Wednesday and i'm stuck at work. my forearms still sore from Monday's workout so i'm going to pass

Teufelshund · 03-13-2019, 08:34 AM

Ah, those were the (pre-hashtag) days.

upstatedoc · 03-13-2019, 10:36 AM

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Thursday is Steak/BJ day.

how do i approach this with my gf

1MOREMOD · 03-13-2019, 10:45 AM

With your pants down

upstatedoc · 03-13-2019, 10:47 AM

something more subtle

Joekerr · 03-13-2019, 10:47 AM

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how do i approach this with my gf

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With your pants down

Pretty sure the first step is to drop something on the floor that she'll want to pick up....then the pants.

All about positioning.

Joekerr · 03-13-2019, 10:48 AM

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something more subtle

Yeah. Hallmark is not going to touch this.

You can text her links to the holiday. They are all over the internetz.

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03-09-2019, 01:09 AM	#247
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03-09-2019, 06:24 PM	#248
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03-09-2019, 06:29 PM	#250
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03-10-2019, 12:39 AM	#253
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03-11-2019, 12:59 AM	#254
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03-12-2019, 10:50 PM	#256
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03-12-2019, 11:06 PM	#257
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03-13-2019, 03:11 AM	#258
lsturbointeg Lieutenant General 9206 Rep 14,521 Posts Drives: 2011 535i Jet Black Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: Asian lost in OH iTrader: (0)	well it's 3am Wednesday and i'm stuck at work. my forearms still sore from Monday's workout so i'm going to pass __________________ ~F90Conversion~21"3Piece Forged AvantGardeWheels~KWV1Coilovers~CQUENCE slotted/drilled rotors~GoodridgeStainlesslines~MeisterschaftQuadEx haust~Akrapovic 4"tips~VRSF DP~VRSF CP~TurboSmart BOV~K&N filter~CarbonFiberExteriorComponents~GladenAlphaCo mponents~MatchUp7BMW~Punch P300-12T~ Follow me on Instagram: lsturbointeg
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03-13-2019, 10:45 AM	#261
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