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      02-23-2016, 03:31 PM   #243
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      02-23-2016, 03:39 PM   #244
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a lot of dudes in these OT threads remind me of OP, a female makes a post and they are always right there salivating immediately
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      02-23-2016, 03:44 PM   #245
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OP remember what the cheating whore did to you and don't lose site of this. You're still weak.... put down the phone - no texting. There's no way in hell you're over this already. After all you took her back so many fucking times she's like a boomerang with gps precision guidance.

What have you been doing to stay busy?
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      02-23-2016, 03:53 PM   #246
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a lot of dudes in these OT threads remind me of OP, a female makes a post and they are always right there salivating immediately
Happens in real life too unfortunately.
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      02-23-2016, 03:57 PM   #247
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a lot of dudes in these OT threads remind me of OP, a female makes a post and they are always right there salivating immediately
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Happens in real life too unfortunately.
Lol and we're still posting in it. I assume it's to take the thread back at this point, or some shit?
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      02-23-2016, 06:06 PM   #248
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OP remember what the cheating whore did to you and don't lose site of this. You're still weak.... put down the phone - no texting. There's no way in hell you're over this already. After all you took her back so many fucking times she's like a boomerang with gps precision guidance.

What have you been doing to stay busy?
just trying to stay active...weight lifting, running, exploring...it's damn hard though, I miss her like hell
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      02-23-2016, 06:11 PM   #249
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just trying to stay active...weight lifting, running, exploring...it's damn hard though, I miss her like hell
You should buy some guns and a metric fuckton of ammo and supplies.
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      02-23-2016, 06:15 PM   #250
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just trying to stay active...weight lifting, running, exploring...it's damn hard though, I miss her like hell
DUDE!!! omit the nonsense of the last 5 words. That only makes it worse!

"exploring...it's damn hard though, fuck that bitch though."
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smoosh, stop posting in this thread until you have some good news to report.
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      02-23-2016, 06:19 PM   #252
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smoosh, stop posting in this thread until you have some good news to report.
well, I have a date tomm night haha. She's ok, average looking
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Also latex, glass, cucumber, rubber, man seed, woman seed, essence of butt, ball sweat, cherry blow pops, nipple juice, spoiled whip cream, etc, etc...

Thank god for Listerine
ball sweat might even be worse than dick. yes no maybe so?
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Because even his internet service provider is cheating on him.
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laughed and giggled like crazy out loud in the office.
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well, I have a date tomm night haha. She's ok, average looking
average looking or average looking plus works if personality is awesome. if you're young, still go for hot though.

but it's more fun actually having fun than having a hottie and asking yourself what the fuck is going on here?
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You should buy some guns and a metric fuckton of ammo and supplies.
As long as he has a reserve of $2k shit gets out of hand really fast.



Fuck, I just realized. Dating is so much cheaper than shooting guns...., although shooting is 100% rewarding every time.
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I miss her like hell
Dude...

Come on...

How can you miss a slut like crazy?

Did you get rid of all her stuff? Go back through this thread and read my instruction on what you need to do...first off...get back some self respect.

Girl fucked around on your multiple times and at the start of your relationship?

No thanks...
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I'm glad you were entertained, lol.
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Also latex, glass, cucumber, rubber, man seed, woman seed, essence of butt, ball sweat, cherry blow pops, nipple juice, spoiled whip cream, etc, etc...

Thank god for Listerine
ball sweat might even be worse than dick. yes no maybe so?
Don't want to taste either one- so, both equally suck!
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Stop being a pussy, grow a pair, be a man and move on.

It's rough but Jesus try not to whine about it to complete strangers on the Internet. Hit up your friends and family for support. Or are you one of those guys who abandons his friends and family once he's in a relationship, in which case take some time to re-evaluate how you handle relationships with people. Given the nature of your relationship with her I wouldn't be surprised if you are that type of guy.

Not trying to bully or anything but come on man.
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Stop being a pussy, grow a pair, be a man and move on.

It's rough but Jesus try not to whine about it to complete strangers on the Internet. Hit up your friends and family for support. Or are you one of those guys who abandons his friends and family once he's in a relationship, in which case take some time to re-evaluate how you handle relationships with people. Given the nature of your relationship with her I wouldn't be surprised if you are that type of guy.

Not trying to bully or anything but come on man.
Lol, I know you didn't read any of this thread.
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Lol, I know you didn't read any of this thread.
Dammit what'd I miss??? The TLR version.
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I saw that too. Was wondering if it was just me. Lol.

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Dammit what'd I miss??? The TLR version.
OP's internet service provider isn't conducive to his relationship style.
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