[RJ_]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

If I am sober enough to retain any of this, I will execute it as flawlessly as humanly possible.

If I cannot, I will open up BP and drunk post.

Both are acceptable outcomes.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Hehe! Okay cool. They have a little bar area, as well. I plan on eating before I go cuz, y'know, healthy.


I haven't had an alcoholic beverage in about 3-4 months. I wonder how I'm going to react to a Long Island or something. LOL.

I went to one a few years ago which was mostly bar and a bit of bowling. It was a good way to kill a few hours.

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Same way all men react to Long Islands - gonna blow a dude. C'mon man. LIs. Really?

A soccer buddy of mine bought a bar when I was in college and pressed LI's on us during his grand opening. I think my final tally was 7. It was the most miserable hangover I've ever had. I was dry heaving into the next morning. If I even smelled one I became nauseous. UGH. Poison with flavoring.

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Yep. I drink my whiskey's and cognac's at home, I prefer to enjoy those.


In public, I drink what I need to for maximum turn up. There's no sipping going on at a bar. WTF, I can do that shit at home.

At least drink something good. Or if you won't do good, drink like a man. Vodka martini, straight up, extra cold with 3 stuffed olives. 1 for you and 2 to share with the women who are impressed that you are drinking a man's drink.
*Drops Mic*

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

At least drink something good. Or if you won't do good, drink like a man. Vodka martini, straight up, extra cold with 3 stuffed olives. 1 for you and 2 to share with the women who are impressed that you are drinking a man's drink.
*Drops Mic*

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Sorry to reuse and old meme so soon... but this could not be avoided.

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

When's the last time anyone's been bowling? One of my friends' girlfriends is having a birthday party at a bowling alley tomorrow night, Lucky Strike DC. Reviews are questionable, but it's not my party.

What kind of grown ass person has a birthday party at a bowling alley?

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

At least drink something good. Or if you won't do good, drink like a man. Vodka martini, straight up, extra cold with 3 stuffed olives. 1 for you and 2 to share with the women who are impressed that you are drinking a man's drink.
*Drops Mic*

This guy is a legend.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

What kind of grown ass person has a birthday party at a bowling alley?

DUDE I said the SAME thing. But she's turning 24. Yep.


She's a baby, and one of the most hipster mainstream girls of all time. Doesn't even have the attractiveness to match, I feel kinda bad for my buddy at times because her social life dominates everything around them. I'm reminded of how old I really am.


Was having this same convo with the gf last night, she can't stand her.

[Aatish]

Fuck bowling, hit the batting range.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Aatish

Fuck bowling, hit the batting range.

Is this an Indian term, or are you trying to shoot the baseballs out of the air (which, by the way, sounds awesome and we should totally make it a thing)?

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Is this an Indian term, or are you trying to shoot the baseballs out of the air (which, by the way, sounds awesome and we should totally make it a thing)?

omg!

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Is this an Indian term, or are you trying to shoot the baseballs out of the air (which, by the way, sounds awesome and we should totally make it a thing)?

We (the few who actually like baseball) usually call them ranges.

And no, that's not what they are but that's does sound awesome and I'm totally down to make that happen.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Aatish

We (the few who actually like baseball) usually call them ranges.

And no, that's not what they are but that's does sound awesome and I'm totally down to make that happen.

OK - this sounds like BS. Someone start a poll... Batting Range or Batting Cage. You sure a batting range isn't used for Cricket?

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by Aatish

We (the few who actually like baseball) usually call them ranges.

And no, that's not what they are but that's does sound awesome and I'm totally down to make that happen.

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

OK - this sounds like BS. Someone start a poll... Batting Range or Batting Cage. You sure a batting range isn't used for Cricket?

I thought something sounded a bit off! I've heard of batting cages before, though. I did that a few times.

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

OK - this sounds like BS. Someone start a poll... Batting Range or Batting Cage. You sure a batting range isn't used for Cricket?

Dead serious. Take a look at this place in Astoria.

It's an Indian thing. We use different words, with different meanings, to describe things.

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

DUDE I said the SAME thing. But she's turning 24. Yep.


She's a baby, and one of the most hipster mainstream girls of all time. Doesn't even have the attractiveness to match, I feel kinda bad for my buddy at times because her social life dominates everything around them. I'm reminded of how old I really am.


Was having this same convo with the gf last night, she can't stand her.

Aren't you 25? Lol

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Is this an Indian term, or are you trying to shoot the baseballs out of the air (which, by the way, sounds awesome and we should totally make it a thing)?

We can do this. We can.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Aatish

Dead serious. Take a look at this place in Astoria.

It's an Indian thing. We use different words, with different meanings, to describe things.

It would be so much better if it said Indoor Battling Range.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

Aren't you 25? Lol

Not in the brain.


InB4 young, black, immature, and ghey.

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Not in the brain.


InB4 young, black, immature, and ghey.

Well, I know you're not ghey because gf.

Sad because no more good single stories.

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

It would be so much better if it said Indoor Battling Range.

Lol, Fight Club.

In India, they have a thing called Kushti. Usually and outdoor thing, but I'm sure there are some nice A/C places for it.

[1MOREMOD]

Pfft Martinis are for girls

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

Well, I know you're not ghey because gf.

Sad because no more good single stories.

I know.


Some days, I really do miss the thrill of having a serious rotation of women.


But I also missed having one that provided me enough intellectual substance and compatibility to keep up with me whilst managing to look better than most of the ones I've dated.


I think I've finally found the latter option. Full speed ahead.