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      06-29-2016, 01:39 PM   #2597
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What the hell is that. It looks gross...
Bruh. You have not lived until you've eaten a solid plate of chicken and waffles.
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      06-29-2016, 01:42 PM   #2598
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I mean I'm sure it tastes delicious. I just kinda looks like the result of the burning bush.
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I mean I'm sure it tastes delicious. I just kinda looks like the result of the burning bush.
You can't always judge people and things based on their looks you shallow fuck.



Just give them/it a little taste, have a bit of adventure in your life!
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      06-29-2016, 01:50 PM   #2600
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You can't always judge people and things based on their looks you shallow fuck.



Just give them/it a little taste, have a bit of adventure in your life!

Fuck, you're right. Now Sara is rubbing off on me figuratively, in addition to literally.
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      06-29-2016, 01:52 PM   #2601
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Fuck, you're right. Now Sara is rubbing off on me figuratively, in addition to me rubbing one out to her pics literally.
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Fuck, you're right. Now Sara is rubbing off on me figuratively, in addition to literally.
You're pretty much doomed at this rate. Next thing you know you'll be running around in Valentino's crying over girls that you only met once.
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      06-29-2016, 01:53 PM   #2603
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Oh he fucking pissed me off. Goes back home to Seattle for the summer, which is fine. That's where he's from and all. He comes back here in two weeks. On his snap chats he posts a photo of a girl sitting next to him on the bus with all his friends and his arm is around her and they were all going to wine tastings and in the videos, she's not just a friend. I can tell.

Cried for about a day then put my big girl panties on and INSTANT BLOCK. Blocked him on snap chat and on my phone. There is NOTHING he can say to justify that. NOTHING. He still follows me on instagram, so I will let him see me this weekend. HAPPY with SOMEONE ELSE !! Fucker.


What a douche. But, you know, a lot of guys with "all that" going for him just can't resist temptation. Sucks.
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FTFY
Lol true.
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You're pretty much doomed at this rate. Next thing you know you'll be running around in Valentino's crying over girls that you only met once.
Psh Valentino. Manolo or bust.
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Psh Valentino. Manolo or bust.
Walmart flips flops for when I'm feelin' sexay.
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      06-29-2016, 01:57 PM   #2607
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Oh he fucking pissed me off. Goes back home to Seattle for the summer, which is fine. That's where he's from and all. He comes back here in two weeks. On his snap chats he posts a photo of a girl sitting next to him on the bus with all his friends and his arm is around her and they were all going to wine tastings and in the videos, she's not just a friend. I can tell.

Cried for about a day then put my big girl panties on and INSTANT BLOCK. Blocked him on snap chat and on my phone. There is NOTHING he can say to justify that. NOTHING. He still follows me on instagram, so I will let him see me this weekend. HAPPY with SOMEONE ELSE !! Fucker.


Sounds like a super healthy way to start a new relationship. Let's just hope Mr. Boston is not a minuteman.
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      06-29-2016, 01:58 PM   #2608
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Walmart flips flops for when I'm feelin' sexay.
As long as they don't involve a view of Walmart's patrons.
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      06-29-2016, 02:02 PM   #2609
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Sounds like a super healthy way to start a new relationship. Let's just hope Mr. Boston is not a minuteman.
Nothing like a cold plate of romance fueled vengeance, amirite?!

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As long as they don't involve a view of Walmart's patrons.
Walmart patrons are people too! There you go again, judgy McJudgerson!



Besides..., they have a really good price on an 18 pack of Budweiser Black Crown..., not that I shop there or anything.
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Nothing like a cold plate of romance fueled vengeance, amirite?!



Walmart patrons are people too! There you go again, judgy McJudgerson!



Besides..., they have a really good price on an 18 pack of Budweiser Black Crown..., not that I shop there or anything.
Funny how no one shops at the largest retailer in the world...
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Funny how no one shops at the largest retailer in the world...
Walmart is the Debil.

I have a triangle of beer stores, so the cashiers don't have enough time to learn my name. Target has the best looking patrons, but their beer selection is very poor. Have to decide what's more important that day. Beer or booty.

Not an easy decision.
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Walmart is the Debil.

I have a triangle of beer stores, so the cashiers don't have enough time to learn my name. Target has the best looking patrons, but their beer selection is very poor. Have to decide what's more important that day. Beer or booty.

Not an easy decision.
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Funny how no one shops at the largest retailer in the world...
I buy oil for the GLI there. They have good prices.
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I buy oil for the GLI there. They have good prices.
One of those cows is going to abduct you, one day. Keep tempting fate!
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What the hell is that. It looks gross...
Bruh. You have not lived until you've eaten a solid plate of chicken and waffles.
Yeah. I have been told as much, but I honestly cannot imagine eating that dish. The idea of chicken and waffles together just does not appeal to me at all.
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I think it's a girl thing. I'll eat 4 hard boiled egg whites and just half of one yolk.
Must be. I don't know any guys who eat hard boiled eggs.
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Funny how no one shops at the largest retailer in the world...
I buy oil for the GLI there. They have good prices.
It's also the only place locally we can get this two things for the motorcycles... Best chain spray / lube... And IMO some of the best engine oil for motorcycles... So strange wal mart is pretty much the few places locally we can get it... Without marked up prices...
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I buy oil for the GLI there. They have good prices.
This is true, I do also get my 128 oil and body oil/lube at Wallyworld.
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