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      04-22-2020, 10:18 AM   #26093
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      04-22-2020, 11:42 AM   #26094
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This is Sarah. She is 35 years old. She has two children, has never exercised a day in her life, and eats anything she wants. Sometimes she stays up until 3 am, drinking and partying.

And she plays a mean game of golf!! She has learned the secret of playing a lot of golf and living as she likes. What’s her secret? Nothing!

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      04-22-2020, 10:40 PM   #26100
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Only in London, I swear!! drove into the bp garage to fill my car up (£50) I noticed 2 police were watching a woman who was smoking while filling her car up. I thought, is she stupid, crazy, or both, especially with the police standing right there?! .. I minded my own business, filled up the car,and went to pay,I heard someone screaming!! I’m talking violent death screams! I looked round and I saw that this woman's arm was on fire!!!! She was swinging her arm, running around and going nuts!! I got out of the car,the police had the woman on the ground and they were putting the fire out!! Then they put handcuffs on her and put her in the police car. I was a bit shocked, couldn't believe they arrested her, surely she ought to be in an ambulance and not a police car?! Me being nosey as I am, asked the policeman what they were arresting her for. He looked at me, dead serious, and said, "WAVING A FIRE ARM”!!
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Only in London, I swear!! drove into the bp garage to fill my car up (£50) I noticed 2 police were watching a woman who was smoking while filling her car up. I thought, is she stupid, crazy, or both, especially with the police standing right there?! .. I minded my own business, filled up the car,and went to pay,I heard someone screaming!! I’m talking violent death screams! I looked round and I saw that this woman's arm was on fire!!!! She was swinging her arm, running around and going nuts!! I got out of the car,the police had the woman on the ground and they were putting the fire out!! Then they put handcuffs on her and put her in the police car. I was a bit shocked, couldn't believe they arrested her, surely she ought to be in an ambulance and not a police car?! Me being nosey as I am, asked the policeman what they were arresting her for. He looked at me, dead serious, and said, "WAVING A FIRE ARM”!!
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How appropriate for our haircut discussion in the car envy thread.
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How appropriate for our haircut discussion in the car envy thread.
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