04-18-2020, 09:58 AM | #26006 |
Brigadier General
11894
Rep 4,873
Posts |
I had this texted to me 3 times so not all that funny to me but maybe someone else will think it is.
__________________
Current: 2018 SO/SS F83 ZCP
Gone: 2015 SO/SO F82 |
Appreciate
6
|
04-18-2020, 10:18 AM | #26008 |
Reclaiming My Time!
6800
Rep 2,305
Posts |
I stole all of these next two posts from MischiefTV's Insta Stories. Time to corse correct this thread.
https://instagram.com/mischieftv?igshid=18uctuohi396x |
Appreciate
9
|
04-18-2020, 10:22 AM | #26009 | |
Reclaiming My Time!
6800
Rep 2,305
Posts |
Quote:
|
|
Appreciate
4
|
04-18-2020, 10:24 AM | #26010 |
Banned
13878
Rep 14,519
Posts
Drives: Audi S3....don't judge me
Join Date: May 2017
Location: Alph Ceti VI
|
V
|
Appreciate
4
|
04-18-2020, 10:42 AM | #26011 |
Run Deep
15088
Rep 4,123
Posts
Drives: Back and Forth To Work
Join Date: Mar 2017
Location: The Mountains
iTrader: (0)
Garage List 2018 Alfa Romeo Giu ... [0.00]
2022 Ford Bronco 2d ... [0.00] 2016 Alfa Romeo 4C [8.50] 2019 BMW i8 Roadster [10.00] |
I'm a CPA so this is funny as shit.
__________________
Don't sweat petty things....or pet sweaty things.
|
Appreciate
1
RickFLM411894.00 |
04-18-2020, 10:59 AM | #26012 |
Captain
1724
Rep 618
Posts |
DOn't you know it. We are putting everything into the C category for the quarterly earnings call. EBITDA = $0. EBITDAC = $500M.
I'll bet the M&A guys are having a blast trying to convince potential buyers that they are worth 10x EBTDAC.
__________________
stultorum criminis reus erit
|
Appreciate
2
Run Silent15088.00 RickFLM411894.00 |
04-18-2020, 11:16 AM | #26013 | ||
First Lieutenant
521
Rep 356
Posts |
Quote:
|
||
Appreciate
1
Captain Blood13878.00 |
04-18-2020, 11:19 AM | #26014 |
Major
14097
Rep 1,336
Posts
Drives: Porsche 993
Join Date: Mar 2020
Location: Dog Lake, South Frontenac, Ontario Canada
|
I think the problem is that I've never seen a properly administered tax. I've worked with government and my wife works in government after working in the private sector for decades.....the waste and mismanagement is shocking.
|
Appreciate
0
|
04-18-2020, 11:31 AM | #26016 | |
Brigadier General
11894
Rep 4,873
Posts |
Me too and was funny first time I saw it.
Quote:
Ok enough accounting...
__________________
Current: 2018 SO/SS F83 ZCP
Gone: 2015 SO/SO F82 |
|
Appreciate
1
Run Silent15088.00 |
04-18-2020, 11:45 AM | #26017 |
Captain
1724
Rep 618
Posts |
My head exploded. I’m a BD guy. I know I don’t like paranthesis and red numbers. Beyond that I am a serious governance risk.
__________________
stultorum criminis reus erit
|
Appreciate
1
RickFLM411894.00 |
04-18-2020, 11:48 AM | #26018 |
Major
11491
Rep 1,065
Posts |
.
__________________
E46, E60 M5, E93 M3, F15 X5
IG - @thebimmerhaus |
Appreciate
13
Ickdeep5732.00 vreihen1621312.50 kscarrol9713.00 corn181724.00 CTinline-six6941.50 DETRoadster11503.50 Murf99314096.50 Rmtt8203.00 jimbobiggens839.00 Turkish Pickle3057.50 arkie6395.00 Lysol412.50 David0ff1052.00 |
04-18-2020, 11:52 AM | #26019 |
Brigadier General
5732
Rep 4,209
Posts
Drives: '13 F10 M5 | '15 F15 X5
Join Date: Jul 2015
Location: Seattle, WA
|
.
|
Appreciate
6
|
04-18-2020, 12:11 PM | #26021 |
Recovering Perfectionist
21313
Rep 1,019
Posts |
.
__________________
Currently BMW-less.
|
Appreciate
10
kscarrol9713.00 Dpc2u11490.50 Captain Blood13878.00 cb8042426.00 mk1-fan584.00 Murf99314096.50 Rmtt8203.00 Samurai of 2day2328.00 King Rudi13074.00 David0ff1052.00 |
04-18-2020, 12:24 PM | #26023 | |||
Banned
13878
Rep 14,519
Posts
Drives: Audi S3....don't judge me
Join Date: May 2017
Location: Alph Ceti VI
|
Quote:
Karl Marx, via his newspaper, the Neue Rheinische Zeitung, published this decree, adding: "From today, therefore, taxes are abolished! It is high treason to pay taxes. Refusal to pay taxes is the primary duty of the citizen!" Marx was later prosecuted for promoting tax resistance, but was acquitted after arguing that it was not illegal to promote tax resistance against an illegal government. I will avoid any other political discussion on this thread. |
|||
Appreciate
0
|
04-18-2020, 12:30 PM | #26024 |
Banned
13878
Rep 14,519
Posts
Drives: Audi S3....don't judge me
Join Date: May 2017
Location: Alph Ceti VI
|
I edited my post, take a look at it again.
|
Appreciate
0
|
04-18-2020, 12:54 PM | #26026 | |
First Lieutenant
521
Rep 356
Posts |
Quote:
We are a sound bite society. |
|
Appreciate
1
Captain Blood13878.00 |
Bookmarks |
|
|