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04-12-2016, 03:44 PM

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My basis was lowered by taking them off. I was originally at 82%. Now I'm at 73% since the mexi fab wheels are in storage.

This is more complex than it would seem? Are they on the front porch, chained to a railing with no covers? Guarded by a chained Terrier? May actually be an increase...

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04-12-2016, 03:46 PM

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This is more complex than it would seem? Are they on the front porch, chained to a railing with no covers? Guarded by a chained Terrier? May actually be an increase...

Shit. They are chained to my front porch. No Terrier though. Those are for pussies. I got a pitty up there keeping watch. What's my basis now?

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04-12-2016, 03:48 PM

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Shit. They are chained to my front porch. No Terrier though. Those are for pussies. I got a pitty up there keeping watch. What's my basis now?

Dammit... you have entered expert mode. We will need a more qualified judge. If carjacking victim (almost) is not available, we will have to call in our resident expert.

Paging Verbiage We need a blackness review please?

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04-12-2016, 03:49 PM

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Shit. They are chained to my front porch. No Terrier though. Those are for pussies. I got a pitty up there keeping watch. What's my basis now?

A pitty?

137.6%. Stay away from me, you animal.

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04-12-2016, 03:51 PM

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Verbiage I still nominate you to start

"Ask a Black guy (Paul Mooney)" thread

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Why the sad face, I fucking love sausage.

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04-12-2016, 03:52 PM

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A pitty?

137.6%. Stay away from me, you animal.

Don't fucks with me bruh. I'm 137.6% black.

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04-12-2016, 05:06 PM

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Don't fucks with me bruh. I'm 137.6% black.

But aren't you really more silver/gray as opposed to really black???? Lotion that ashy shit!!!!!

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04-12-2016, 05:51 PM

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Ashy Larry...World Series of Dice.

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04-12-2016, 05:54 PM	#25837
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04-12-2016, 05:58 PM

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I'm eating watermelon

That's racist.

I'm eating tacos.

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04-12-2016, 06:02 PM

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I'm eating watermelon

That's racist.

I'm eating tacos.

Made tacos yesterday. 'Twas good.

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04-12-2016, 11:13 PM

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Guys, what do you think of this place for a 5-year olds Bday party?

http://www.diggerlandusa.com/

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04-12-2016, 11:34 PM

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Guys, what do you think of this place for a 5-year olds Bday party?

http://www.diggerlandusa.com/

Possibly the one and only 5 year old birthday party i'd love to attend.

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04-12-2016, 11:50 PM

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Guys, what do you think of this place for a 5-year olds Bday party?

http://www.diggerlandusa.com/

Might be a little much for a 5 year old...10 year old = AWESOME

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Possibly the one and only 5 year old birthday party i'd love to attend.

^This

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She stood there. Pointed a finger at me and laughed at me. That damn bitch.

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Poop shit, shit and poop. I'm mildly angry now.

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04-13-2016, 12:01 AM

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Guys, what do you think of this place for a 5-year olds Bday party?

http://www.diggerlandusa.com/

Yee-haw!!!!!

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NEFARIOUS would totally rock the dreads if he could.

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04-13-2016, 12:04 AM

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You and ASBSECU E93 could be brothers.

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I don't know if I want to know.

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He says the same thing every time i talk about being in NC 12 years ago.

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04-13-2016, 08:57 AM

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Might be a little much for a 5 year old...10 year old = AWESOME

^This

I think it's awesome. Can't wait!

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04-13-2016, 09:30 AM	#25846
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04-13-2016, 09:33 AM	#25847
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04-13-2016, 09:34 AM

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Guys, I SOLD MY MEXI FAB WHEELS YESTERDAY!!!!

Nice.

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04-13-2016, 03:48 PM	#25849
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04-13-2016, 08:16 PM

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The Whore thread???

lol... banned, again. How lonely must one be to reboot that many user accounts? or maybe just really stubborn?

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