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      04-08-2020, 07:53 PM   #25741
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There is only one way to make a Martini.

3oz Gin in a martini glass.
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Someone whispers the word 'vermouth' as they walk by

That's it. Period.

Just because you put shit in a martini glass doesn't make it a martini.
So I am seriously going to date myself here and feel free to jump in if you get my reference but here it is:

3 parts of gin and a moment of silence for the Vermont......
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So I am seriously going to date myself here and feel free to jump in if you get my reference but here it is:

3 parts of gin and a moment of silence for the Vermont......
Mash?
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There is only one way to make a Martini.

3oz Gin in a martini glass.
1 or 2 olives
Someone whispers the word 'vermouth' as they walk by

That's it. Period.

Just because you put shit in a martini glass doesn't make it a martini.
So I am seriously going to date myself here and feel free to jump in if you get my reference but here it is:

3 parts of gin and a moment of silence for the Vermont......
What about New Hampshire?
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And too, to, and two ... and brake and brek .....
There, they're and their....
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Haha. Very true. Perhaps more so.

I am actually not a huge fan - I'll stick to my macallan 12
One of my all time favourites.
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One of my all time favourites.
Glendronach 12 > Macallan 12 (which is still great)

And it's usually like $10 cheaper
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Glendronach 12 > Macallan 12 (which is still great)

And it's usually like $10 cheaper
Almost, but also a very good whisky.

Those 2, together with Balvenie and Aberlour are my all time favourites.
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Almost, but also a very good whisky.

Those 2, together with Balvenie and Aberlour are my all time favourites.
Agreed. Although I am not really a huge fan of the Balvenie - I can't taste the $$$ there.

Overall though - the Macallan just does it for me - it's the butterscotch notes that I absolutely love.
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And too, to, and two ... and brake and break .....
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And this one too

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