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      06-29-2016, 12:23 PM   #2531
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      06-29-2016, 12:24 PM   #2532
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Can we please get back on the subject of my tinder date?
Please catch me up. I thought you were dating Dr Awesome?

Now back on Tinder?

What?
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I was in Guatemalan jungle didn't see any ak47s or white vag to bring home.
You were on the touristy side drinking fuzzy navels and getting pedicures!
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      06-29-2016, 12:25 PM   #2534
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Nice to see you on OT. My participation has been sparse of late unfortunately.

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He's probably doing some very important stuff if I had to guess. The guy is a master at all stuff, and there's no stuff that could ever get in his way.
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      06-29-2016, 12:29 PM   #2537
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Please catch me up. I thought you were dating Dr Awesome?

Now back on Tinder?

What?
Oh he fucking pissed me off. Goes back home to Seattle for the summer, which is fine. That's where he's from and all. He comes back here in two weeks. On his snap chats he posts a photo of a girl sitting next to him on the bus with all his friends and his arm is around her and they were all going to wine tastings and in the videos, she's not just a friend. I can tell.

Cried for about a day then put my big girl panties on and INSTANT BLOCK. Blocked him on snap chat and on my phone. There is NOTHING he can say to justify that. NOTHING. He still follows me on instagram, so I will let him see me this weekend. HAPPY with SOMEONE ELSE !! Fucker.


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Oh he fucking pissed me off. Goes back home to Seattle for the summer, which is fine. That's where he's from and all. On his snap chats he posts a photo of a girl sitting next to him on the bus with all his friend and his arm is around her and they were all going to wine tastings and in the videos, she's not just a friend. I can tell.

Cried for about a day then put my big girl panties on and INSTANT BLOCK. Blocked him on snap chat and on my phone. There is NOTHING he can say to justify that. NOTHING.


Now I found Mr. Boston
And you know what he was tasting after the wine? ........................... Vagina..
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      06-29-2016, 12:31 PM   #2539
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Oh he fucking pissed me off. Goes back home to Seattle for the summer, which is fine. That's where he's from and all. He comes back here in two weeks. On his snap chats he posts a photo of a girl sitting next to him on the bus with all his friends and his arm is around her and they were all going to wine tastings and in the videos, she's not just a friend. I can tell.

Cried for about a day then put my big girl panties on and INSTANT BLOCK. Blocked him on snap chat and on my phone. There is NOTHING he can say to justify that. NOTHING. He still follows me on instagram, so I will let him see me this weekend. HAPPY with SOMEONE ELSE !! Fucker.


Maybe it was his sister.
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And you know what he was tasting after the wine? ........................... Vagina..
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And you know what he was tasting after the wine? ........................... Vagina..
He was short anyways. I cant date someone 5'7 long term. Plus he eats WAY too healthy for me. I would stop and get dunkin donuts before going over his house for Dinner every single time. I need someone who eats ice cream and meat.. Like Mr. Boston
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And you know what he was tasting after the wine? ........................... Vagina..
Ew man, that was his sister...
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He was short anyways. I cant date someone 5'7 long term.
So you cried for a day over someone you can't date long term? Hm...
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Maybe it was his sister.
False. He has only one brother.
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False. He has only one brother.
Second cousin? That's practically acceptable in some of our southern states... Ask asb...
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So you cried for a day over someone you can't date long term? Hm...
yes I did. I cried. He hurt me.
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He was short anyways. I cant date someone 5'7 long term. Plus he eats WAY too healthy for me. I would stop and get dunkin donuts before going over his house for Dinner every single time. I need someone who eats ice cream and meat.. Like Mr. Boston
And if you're with Mr. Boston long term, you're certainly going to end up with...more than you bargained for.

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He was short anyways. I cant date someone 5'7 long term.
So you cried for a day over someone you can't date long term? Hm...
Dude... Do we need to remind you how long you cried?



Okay that was a lil mean and uncalled for... I feel somewhat bad...

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And if you're with Mr. Boston long term, you're certainly going to end up with...more than you bargained for.

Mr. Boston is a runner and gym guy. So I guess I'll start running the Boston Marathons with him.
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Dude WTF happened to your matches?
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He was short anyways. I cant date someone 5'7 long term. Plus he eats WAY too healthy for me. I would stop and get dunkin donuts before going over his house for Dinner every single time. I need someone who eats ice cream and meat.. Like Mr. Boston
Shit I'm 5'7 between 195-210lbs... but you can chalk up another 8.5 inches to that when Mr. Happy gets all pumped for his work out.. Nothing wrong with being short, we tend to make up for it in may other ways..
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yes I did. I cried. He hurt me.
Damn how big was he?
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