[Turkish Pickle]

Originally Posted by pennsiveguy

His mother must have been in labor for a week when she had him. Why else would you be so mean to a kid, cursing him with a name like that? Brutal.

I worked at a huge bowling alley long ago in the days of my squandered youth (hey - another confession! Or maybe two!). This was long before cell phones, so we'd get calls wanting us to page someone so they could come to the phone. Prank calls were a nightly occurrence. The list of prank names went on and on. Mike Hunt. Jack Goff. Hugh Jass. Connie Lingus. Phil Latio. Phil McCracken. That's only a few. Or they'd ask "Hey, do you have 10-pound balls?" To which I'd reply "Yeah, and they hang real nice under my 3-foot cock."

very pensive of you

[pennsiveguy]

Originally Posted by Turkish Pickle

very penisive of you

Fixed it for you.

[CTinline-six]

Confession:

I find it annoying when people who sit around doing jack shit all day say "I'm so glad it's Friday" like they've been working hard all week.

[FuriouslyFast]

I spend $ I shouldn't b/c fuck it.

[FuriouslyFast]

Originally Posted by CTinline-six

Confession:

I find it annoying when people who sit around doing jack shit all day say "I'm so glad it's Friday" like they've been working hard all week.

I hate these clowns using our tax dollars for disability etc when they can get a damn job.

I just talked to a chick on a dating site...she said her husband died so she went on disability for depression. He died FIVE YEARS AGO & she's still milking the system!!!

[Turkish Pickle]

the owner of the bodyshop has a viper and a 300c srt

what a cool lady

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by Turkish Pickle

the owner of the bodyshop has a viper and a 300c srt

what a cool lady

I don't have a Viper, but I did have a 300 SRT8. Does having half those things make me halfway cool too? Pretty please?

Of course, I suppose I'd have to turn said cool card back in given I no longer have said car once insurance gives me a cheque for it.

[pennsiveguy]

Originally Posted by FuriouslyFast

I hate these clowns using our tax dollars for disability etc when they can get a damn job.

I just talked to a chick on a dating site...she said her husband died so she went on disability for depression. He died FIVE YEARS AGO & she's still milking the system!!!

What a miserable existence, regardless of how much or how little she's making off it.

Wow, talk about a red flag.

[Rmtt]

Originally Posted by FuriouslyFast

I hate these clowns using our tax dollars for disability etc when they can get a damn job.

I just talked to a chick on a dating site...she said her husband died so she went on disability for depression. He died FIVE YEARS AGO & she's still milking the system!!!

Don't even get me started on this. I see people on it who have no problem with holding down a job, but we had a guy here who developed MS at around 40 years old and kept getting denied even though the Neuro told them it was very progressive.

He was finally approved about a year later after he had to start wearing leg braces.

Bad thing is he wanted to work and had worked all his life. It ended up with him having to go to court...the judge asked the people denying it if they were crazy?

[upstatedoc]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

once insurance gives me a cheque for it.

it's check, CHECK.

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

once insurance gives me a cheque for it.

Originally Posted by upstatedoc

it's check, CHECK.

Well in my defence, I'm coloured by my heritage which tends to come out front and centre in my speech. For this, I'm deeply sorry you've taken offence to the correct spelling of the word "cheque".

[upstatedoc]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

Well in my defence, I'm coloured by my heritage which tends to come out front and centre in my speech. For this, I'm deeply sorry you've taken offence to the correct spelling of the word "cheque".

and speaking of chex, I still owe the IRS a big fat one.

[Turkish Pickle]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

I don't have a Viper, but I did have a 300 SRT8. Does having half those things make me halfway cool too? Pretty please?

Of course, I suppose I'd have to turn said cool card back in given I no longer have said car once insurance gives me a cheque for it.

you were cool

Originally Posted by Joekerr

Well in my defence, I'm coloured by my heritage which tends to come out front and centre in my speech. For this, I'm deeply sorry you've taken offence to the correct spelling of the word "cheque".

until this
do you also say grey?

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by Turkish Pickle

you were cool


until this
do you also say grey?

Oh, I do and I forgot about it. I would have totally worked that in there somehow had I thought about it. Thanks for the reminder!

[FuriouslyFast]

Originally Posted by Rmtt

Don't even get me started on this. I see people on it who have no problem with holding down a job, but we had a guy here who developed MS at around 40 years old and kept getting denied even though the Neuro told them it was very progressive.

He was finally approved about a year later after he had to start wearing leg braces.

Bad thing is he wanted to work and had worked all his life. It ended up with him having to go to court...the judge asked the people denying it if they were crazy?

The system is severely broken.

On a semi-related note, I had lost a job at one time & only had UE as my income. I applied for medical, food stamps, etc to see what I could qualify for. Denied everything. UE makes you a baller & that income level is too high. Keep in mind it wasn't even enough to cover my bills.

There's another woman from a dating site that is on disability for migraines yet she is a nanny under the table. Claims they are so bad she cannot work & that's why she quit her job years ago. Every time I saw her, she was fine & didn't complain when we were fucking. Don't worry, she was just a toy. She would come over to bang & sometimes bring dinner. I wasn't going to put any effort into that loser She lives with her sister & gets $2500 a month of our tax dollars.

I dated a woman years ago who also got bad migraines. She held down a tough full-time job, paid her rent, bills, etc & supported herself 100%

Maybe I can get some free money b/c I have asthma?

[dinonz]

Originally Posted by Turkish Pickle

do you also say grey?

with every fibre in my body

[Darth One]

Speaking of doing jack shit all day, i had back to back doctor's appointments this morning where 95% of my time spent was waiting in a waiting room or on an examining table.

I finally got to work just in time to go to lunch

[Turkish Pickle]

Originally Posted by dinonz

with every fibre in my body

you might want to get that checked at a medical centre nearby!


also a juicy confession after walking in to my apartment: adderall can apparently be snorted, for fun

[Gray_Panther]

I secretly love eating chocolate.

[M_Six]

Our dishwasher smells bad. There, I said it.


Time for one of those sanitizing bombs.

[WestRace]

I have a soft spot for Jane Darling. One of the best porn stars of all time. She can do $$$ like nobody. There my "bare it all".

[F30lolz]

At Busch Gardens in Tampa.

Confess that I’m actually about to take a nap in the parking lot in the 428. Then go back around 5:30 and sit on Santa’s lap and ask for a M850i GC.