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      04-04-2016, 10:34 AM   #25103
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His wife has bacon?
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If a woman is ever to be a "wife", she sure as fuck better have bacon.
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Then again, dumb decision to ever get wifed up.
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That's how a woman keeps her man.
That and unlimited access to sex, keeping fit, bringing home the bacon, taking care of the kids, etc.

But that's usually not the case. Bacon bringing and kid rearing is mostly mutually exclusive.
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I'm not a thief, I found that picture all on my own, I don't even know you!
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Why do Mondays have to feel like Mondays...
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Why do Mondays have to feel like Mondays...
Speaking of Monday I got a shit ton to do today
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I love Mondays. Least amount of people in the streets and at the places I like to go to.

Today shall be biking with my boy, golfing in the afternoon and maybe even go snowboarding at night.
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I listed a set of wheels for sale on Craigslist. This guy that emailed me has horrible English and keeps asking for my address even though I told him I'll meet him at location X. Monday.
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I listed a set of wheels for sale on Craigslist. This guy that emailed me has horrible English and keeps asking for my address even though I told him I'll meet him at location X. Monday.
Post email pls.
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Was he a Nigerian Prince?
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