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      04-01-2016, 10:46 AM   #24883
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What you got going on this weekend champ?
Well, I'm meeting up with my old high school counselor tomorrow for lunch at a sushi bar around 3PM, and I'm heading to Best Buy to pick up a new Fitbit, it's called the "Blaze". Pretty cool and innovative features, if you're into that sort of thing. I want to try and monitor my burn during my routines again, and I hate the chest strap.


Other than that, it's leg day.


How about you? Any subsequent dates set up?
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      04-01-2016, 10:52 AM   #24884
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Buck up little boy, quit being such a bitch and learn from Lups.


Meh, the operators are just retarded, so you have to hold their hand, not worried about that. It's the dickhole asshats that sit up front on their high horse that I want to punch in pussies.
Aww...

You do remember just how pathetic I am when ever my body temperature nears the one considered normal to humans?
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      04-01-2016, 11:33 AM   #24885
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Well, I'm meeting up with my old high school counselor tomorrow for lunch at a sushi bar around 3PM, and I'm heading to Best Buy to pick up a new Fitbit, it's called the "Blaze". Pretty cool and innovative features, if you're into that sort of thing. I want to try and monitor my burn during my routines again, and I hate the chest strap.


Other than that, it's leg day.


How about you? Any subsequent dates set up?
Glad to see you're in full boost with your transformation!


Nah, nothing set up. She's been busy with school shit, so I've just been laying low doing my own thing, spending money that I shouldn't.

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Aww...

You do remember just how pathetic I am when ever my body temperature nears the one considered normal to humans?
I tend to forget about those moments on purpose and fill the voids in my brain with your hardcore metalness.
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      04-01-2016, 11:34 AM   #24886
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Glad to see you're in full boost with your transformation!


Nah, nothing set up. She's been busy with school shit, so I've just been laying low doing my own thing, spending money that I shouldn't.

Thanks man!


Ah okay. Bike/firearm parts?
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      04-01-2016, 11:37 AM   #24887
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Thanks man!


Ah okay. Bike/firearm parts?
Why he gotta choose?
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Thanks man!


Ah okay. Bike/firearm parts?
$160 today for a locksmith to hack into my motorcycle and make me a key since I lost BOTH keys the same day when I couldn't get the gas tank open somehow. Yesterday probably $100 in food and alcohol during billiards tournament. $500 in ammunition. Then a bunch of other random shit like a new pool cue and a Samsung soundbar.
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      04-01-2016, 11:43 AM   #24889
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$160 today for a locksmith to hack into my motorcycle and make me a key since I lost BOTH keys the same day when I couldn't get the gas tank open somehow. Yesterday probably $100 in food and alcohol during billiards tournament. $500 in ammunition. Then a bunch of other random shit like a new pool cue and a Samsung soundbar.
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      04-01-2016, 12:18 PM   #24890
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      04-01-2016, 12:19 PM   #24891
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Must be nice.
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      04-01-2016, 12:22 PM   #24892
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It's okay, they're just things. I do it mostly for the women that come over to exert awesomeness to hide my insecurities.
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      04-01-2016, 12:27 PM   #24893
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It's okay, they're just things. I do it mostly for the women that come over to exert awesomeness to hide my insecurities.
I figured that was the only purpose for such things? Unless my life is a lie.



I need guidance.
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      04-01-2016, 12:32 PM   #24894
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I figured that was the only purpose for such things? Unless my life is a lie.



I need guidance.

Nah, do everything for everyone except yourself for the full effect.
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      04-01-2016, 12:37 PM   #24895
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Nah, do everything for everyone except yourself for the full effect.
So, I'm not supposed to put myself first?



Does this mean I need children?
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      04-01-2016, 01:01 PM   #24896
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So, I'm not supposed to put myself first?



Does this mean I need children?

You always put yourself first, you just pretend to put other people first, but stick to your own selfish agenda at the end of the day. It's all about manipulation.


Fuck no. Are you retarded or something? That's almost as bad as getting married.
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You always put yourself first, you just pretend to put other people first, but stick to your own selfish agenda at the end of the day. It's all about manipulation.


Fuck no. Are you retarded or something? That's almost as bad as getting married.
I shall adhere to this, Obi-Wan.
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      04-01-2016, 01:10 PM   #24898
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I'd make fun of you guys stuck in your offices working while i head out to play a round of golf. However..... assuming that anyone on this forum (other Biorin) is actually working today would be the largest BP fantasy posted to date and i'll probably be envious of you guys chillaxing in your nicely air conditioned offices, cause it's kinda friggin warm today.

I can take solace that i'm not playing golf with jtodd_fl which means i won't need to wear a rain coat to protect me from his sweaty pits.
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I'd make fun of you guys stuck in your offices working while i head out to play a round of golf. However..... assuming that anyone on this forum (other Biorin) is actually working today would be the largest BP fantasy posted to date and i'll probably be envious of you guys chillaxing in your nicely air conditioned offices, cause it's kinda friggin warm today.

I can take solace that i'm not playing golf with jtodd_fl which means i won't need to wear a rain coat to protect me from his sweaty pits.
Hey I worked today. My boss is a dick.

Hire me. I work for coffee
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I'd make fun of you guys stuck in your offices working while i head out to play a round of golf. However..... assuming that anyone on this forum (other Biorin) is actually working today would be the largest BP fantasy posted to date and i'll probably be envious of you guys chillaxing in your nicely air conditioned offices, cause it's kinda friggin warm today.

I can take solace that i'm not playing golf with jtodd_fl which means i won't need to wear a rain coat to protect me from his sweaty pits.
I'll admit, I do enjoy having a nice air conditioned office. Operators come in sweating their ass off, whilst I sit on BP and fuck off most the day.


I'd rather be golfing though.
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I'm working.... on personal things. Like adding lighting package!

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