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MKSixer · 03-30-2016, 05:18 PM

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Well, the team I managed was understaffed for far too long and forecasting trends had been off for so long, that I was left with no choice but to acquire more staff. I actually had to present my residual findings to senior management so those fucktards would actually listen, since management is 99% of the time clueless AF as to what actually happens in production. I'm not mad about it, it's just the way it is.

But yeah, you're an anomaly, dad.

What kinda reports? What are their functions?

Aliens....have direct reports?! Not just UFO's?!

Do you have any idea how challenging executing an planetary invasion must be? The bombs don't drop themselves...they need aliens to press the buttons.

jtodd_fl · 03-30-2016, 06:19 PM

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Do you have any idea how challenging executing an planetary invasion must be? The bombs don't drop themselves...they need aliens to press the buttons.

Drones. 1 alien. 1 button. 1 million bombs.

MKSixer · 03-30-2016, 06:45 PM

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Drones. 1 alien. 1 button. 1 million bombs.

What would one alien want with a whole planet unless it's Galactus?

1MOREMOD · 03-30-2016, 07:39 PM

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What would one alien want with a whole planet unless it's Galactus?

Or Uranus

MKSixer · 03-30-2016, 09:45 PM

No urs

Axius · 03-31-2016, 07:32 AM

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No urs

Yer so immatures.

Verbiage · 03-31-2016, 07:48 AM

DUDE I cut my fucking eye open this morning!!!!

jtodd_fl · 03-31-2016, 07:55 AM

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DUDE I cut my fucking eye open this morning!!!!

Haha. Wait. Are you actually serious? What's up? You good?

MKSixer · 03-31-2016, 07:59 AM

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Haha. Wait. Are you actually serious? What's up? You good?

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DUDE I cut my fucking eye open this morning!!!!

What?

The one in the center of your forehead?

MKSixer · 03-31-2016, 08:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Yer so immatures.

I know you are but what am I?

Verbiage · 03-31-2016, 08:03 AM

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Haha. Wait. Are you actually serious? What's up? You good?

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What?

The one in the center of your forehead?

Well, right next to my left eye. I just cleaned it with an antiseptic cloth (OUCH) and put some Neosporin on it. It was my damn window in my car; no jam surround, so I made direct contact with the glass. Smh.

MKSixer · 03-31-2016, 08:03 AM

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DUDE I cut my fucking eye open this morning!!!!

Seriously, Pink Eye?

Ok...just read the above. General goofiness. Fully understood.
Glad you're ok.

jtodd_fl · 03-31-2016, 08:06 AM

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Well, right next to my left eye. I just cleaned it with an antiseptic cloth (OUCH) and put some Neosporin on it. It was my damn window in my car; no jam surround, so I made direct contact with the glass. Smh.

The Mini? What kind of bs is that. I will pass to me the wisdom that grandfather told me when I was seven and stitches were being contemplated.

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Don't worry m'boy. Scars add masculinity. The women will like them when you're older.

A wise man, he was.

Verbiage · 03-31-2016, 08:21 AM

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The Mini? What kind of bs is that. I will pass to me the wisdom that grandfather told me when I was seven and stitches were being contemplated.

A wise man, he was.

Yea the Mini.

Grandpa knows!

It feels a bit better now. I am never this clumsy.

Thanks for the concern dads. And granddad.

Axius · 03-31-2016, 08:48 AM

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I know you are but what am I?

I'm rubber you're glue, whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks back on you!

silvergray545 · 03-31-2016, 09:34 AM

Verbiage

Sorry bruh, I had to!

jtodd_fl · 03-31-2016, 09:49 AM

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Verbiage
Sorry bruh, I had to!

This is awesome!

I mean, it's embarrassing getting your ass beat by a Mini in a race, but getting your ass literally beat by a Mini??? smh

Verbiage · 03-31-2016, 09:54 AM

Dude! That is exactly how I felt this morning putting the Band-Aid on LMFAO!!

silvergray545 · 03-31-2016, 10:24 AM

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Dude! That is exactly how I felt this morning putting the Band-Aid on LMFAO!!

Fun fact: Country Grammar was my first rap album.

LMFAO!

UncleWede · 03-31-2016, 12:47 PM

You are supposed to have a pro put the notch in your lids

Mr.SugarSkulls · 03-31-2016, 02:09 PM

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DUDE I cut my fucking eye open this morning!!!!

Nice!!!

Verbiage · 03-31-2016, 02:10 PM

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Nice!!!

I've been tending to it throughout the day. It actually kinda looks like it needs stitches! But I'm better now.

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