Tinder/Dating Apps

Sara · 06-29-2016, 09:17 AM

I just warned Mr. Boston that I take a lot of photos. So he is prepared to be on snapchat! yeeeeeeee. #gettingmarriedthisweekend

Verbiage · 06-29-2016, 09:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

In all fairness. She's bigger than me, (but that doesnt take much) and I tried to throw her in but right before I started tugging on her leg she had oiled her self up with banana boat tanning oil so it was like grabbing a greased pig. She looked at me, got up and picked me up one armed and tossed me in the deep end.

Goodness. That sounds... pleasant. Lol. Also sounds like you started it.

Is she a bit large, or something? Was she also on your snaps? I don't recall seeing any massive women on there.

1LRM3 · 06-29-2016, 09:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

I just warned Mr. Boston that I take a lot of photos. So he is prepared to be on snapchat! yeeeeeeee. #gettingmarriedthisweekend

awwwwww gawd

Sara · 06-29-2016, 09:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Goodness. That sounds... pleasant. Lol. Also sounds like you started it.

Is she a bit large, or something? Was she also on your snaps? I don't recall seeing any massive women on there.

She's not HUGE. Shes like I dunno 130-140, but remember Im only 100. So that's 50% more than me.

Verbiage · 06-29-2016, 09:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

I just warned Mr. Boston that I take a lot of photos. So he is prepared to be on snapchat! yeeeeeeee. #gettingmarriedthisweekend

Verbiage · 06-29-2016, 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

She's not HUGE. Shes like I dunno 130-140, but remember Im only 100. So that's 50% more than me.

Oh yeah, that wouldn't require too much effort. You'd make a nice dumbbell.

Sara · 06-29-2016, 09:22 AM

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Oh yeah, that wouldn't require too much effort. You'd make a nice dumbbell.

No baby, Southern belle*

jtodd_fl · 06-29-2016, 09:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

In all fairness. She's bigger than me, (but that doesnt take much) and I tried to throw her in but right before I started tugging on her leg she had oiled her self up with banana boat tanning oil so it was like grabbing a greased pig. She looked at me, got up and picked me up one armed and tossed me in the deep end.

Uhhh... I'm just going to go ahead and not say anything...

Sara · 06-29-2016, 09:23 AM

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This will be just like last time, I'll snap on the planes, snap at the bars, snaps at the beach, it'll be a full documentary. I should win an award.

But for real though, I'll send you my location services thingy through iphone so you can watch where Im at...in case...you know..my body doesnt move for days,...you'll know where to send the police.

Verbiage · 06-29-2016, 09:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

No baby, Southern belle*

Whatever works for you, works for me. You know how that goes.

Verbiage · 06-29-2016, 09:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

This will be just like last time, I'll snap on the planes, snap at the bars, snaps at the beach, it'll be a full documentary. I should win an award.

But for real though, I'll send you my location services thingy through iphone so you can watch where Im at...in case...you know..my body doesnt move for days,...you'll know where to send the police.

Looking forward to it! Being newly single, I've got loads of free time now.

I don't get on snap often anymore but since you'll be on, I'll be watching.

And.. Uh, yes... I'll send... the police..

Sara · 06-29-2016, 09:27 AM

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Looking forward to it! Being newly single, I've got loads of free time now.

I don't get on snap often anymore but since you'll be on, I'll be watching.

And.. Uh, yes... I'll send... the police..

Aww boo Im sorry youre single. Just follow my easy guide on how to get married in 3 dates or less and you'll be partnered up in no time.

1LRM3 · 06-29-2016, 09:28 AM

bathtubs of ice are bad...just saying!

shoei · 06-29-2016, 09:29 AM

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Looking forward to it! Being newly single, I've got loads of free time now.

I don't get on snap often anymore but since you'll be on, I'll be watching.

And.. Uh, yes... I'll send... the police..

Aww boo Im sorry youre single. Just follow my easy guide on how to get married in 3 dates or less and you'll be partnered up in no time.

Uhmmm... Contour, lashes and extensions ?

"Fuck the gym, contour the chin..."

Good luck verbiage...

Verbiage · 06-29-2016, 09:32 AM

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Aww boo Im sorry youre single. Just follow my easy guide on how to get married in 3 dates or less and you'll be partnered up in no time.

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Uhmmm... Contour, lashes and extensions ?

"Fuck the gym, contour the chin..."

Good luck verbiage...

I have literally no idea what I would do without the guidance from you OG's. I am eternally grateful.

Sara · 06-29-2016, 09:33 AM

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Uhmmm... Contour, lashes and extensions ?

"Fuck the gym, contour the chin..."

Good luck verbiage...

Seriously my girl Rasha and I were talking yesterday. I told her I hated how I looked in a bikini, she said "girl get a spray tan and have them spray abs on you!"

Sara · 06-29-2016, 09:35 AM

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I have literally no idea what I would do without the guidance from you OG's. I am eternally grateful.

So yeah, just do what I do!

Verbiage · 06-29-2016, 09:36 AM

LMFAO! Well, the leopard(?) is a nice touch, will draw attention away from the protruding bones.

Verbiage · 06-29-2016, 09:46 AM

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So yeah, just do what I do!

To be honest, you should just let me train you.

Sara · 06-29-2016, 09:50 AM

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To be honest, you should just let me train you.

You? Train me? YOU IS SINGULAR! I want to be plural.

gtron · 06-29-2016, 09:51 AM

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LMFAO! Well, the leopard(?) is a nice touch, will draw attention away from the protruding bones.

Cuz cougar town.

But without the financials to support a younger male.

And with lots of baggage.

Oh fuck it, that's a damn succubus wearing leopards clothing.

Verbiage · 06-29-2016, 09:51 AM

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You? Train me? YOU IS SINGULAR! I want to be plural.

Y'all should let I train yooz?

06-29-2016, 09:17 AM	#2399
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06-29-2016, 09:28 AM	#2411
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