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      02-10-2016, 01:08 AM   #2399
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Lol wut? Making shots in general will win a pickup game. Usually it is just one retard that takes the ball no matter what and makes 20% of his shots.

(I have extensive first hand losingcollege pick up game experience )
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Pick up game = I'm gonna post you up and drop buckets in the paint
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True story:

Back in the day, I went to help my college girl move home from UNC Chapel Hill. I had finished my classes the week earlier at USC.

Her roommate dated one of the players on the last Dean Smith Championship team, so I had access to gym space that most 'regular' students did not. Basically - I played ball every day for about a week.

One evening, a group of Asian students, no taller than 5'6' came into the gym and wanted to play some pick-up.

I ran point (at 6'3") while every one of the 'post' players were 5'6" or shorter. Nothing funnier than a guy 5 foot tall, posting up another 5 foot tall guy, calling for the ball like he's Shaq
I used to post up people my size (5'9"-10") quit making me feel bad
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      02-10-2016, 01:10 AM   #2401
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FTFY....

Pick up game = I'm gonna post you up and drop buckets in the paint
(I also have extensive experience guarding my friend who is 6'4")

Lets set it up...
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      02-10-2016, 01:12 AM   #2402
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(I also have extensive experience guarding my friend who is 6'4")

Lets set it up...
...6'4" with hops???
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      02-10-2016, 01:14 AM   #2403
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GOSH COULD YOU TWO JUST GET A ROOM ALREADY??

Post each other up naked in there.
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...6'4" with hops???
Yes, pretty good hops. I feel vertical is less effective when posting someone up. Usually the ball is at a height where I can strip it on the way up when someone spins around.
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GOSH COULD YOU TWO JUST GET A ROOM ALREADY??

Post each other up naked in there.
Hey, you are included in this bball game remember?
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Yes, pretty good hops. I feel vertical is less effective when posting someone up. Usually the ball is at a height where I can strip it on the way up when someone spins around.
...ok, what ever helps you sleep at night
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GOSH COULD YOU TWO JUST GET A ROOM ALREADY??

Post each other up naked in there.
Hey, you are included in this bball game remember?
What's the point? Me and 1moremod are just going to stand there, while you and Asbs go at it like its game 7 in an nba finals- to the point where we get bored and just walk off and go to the gym to lift.
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Hey, you are included in this bball game remember?


SS would yell 'home run' after sinking a 3 pointer...

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SS would yell 'home run' after sinking a 3 pointer...

GOOOOOOAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!
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      02-10-2016, 04:06 AM   #2410
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Hahahaha one of the trainers told me "you're kind of small to be lifting that weight"

Of course, he was that guy. You know- the FAT 24 hour fitness "trainer".

DONT BE LIKE HIM ESTORIL! YOURE BETTER THAN THAT.
You can lift me all you want
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      02-10-2016, 04:16 AM   #2411
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Mama lups

Oh I wish. This damn phase at the site is killing me. No time for a hangover.
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Oh I wish. This damn phase at the site is killing me. No time for a hangover.
Still not done?
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      02-10-2016, 01:33 PM   #2413
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Still not done?
Nope. Just got started with the kitchen and I now remember my old golden rule again about taking a sick day when it's time to build one.
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Also our E90 330 and 325 will soon have some sort of boost. So there is actually more of a chance to get more hp out of a 330 then a 335 in my opinion
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Lups in da kitchen.


More like that.
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More like that.
Those Finns are slow.
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Those Finns are slow.
I fucking know! I swear to coffee I've been on this project for months and done absolutely nothing. I'm supposed to be finalizing my next site in a week or so and I haven't even found one! I'm like six weeks behind the schedule in my head when on paper I'm three weeks early. It appears old age and no physical labor for two years have completely killed me.

Please come and help me V1. I asked alex to come for a nice vacation to Finland but I fucked up the marketing by showing him a pile of 500 lbs of tiles I needed to haul up to the flat.don't worry, that got done so you'd only need to help out with the furniture!

Also, if you make it fast, the hubby won't divorce me for making the worlds most difficult dining room table.
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Lups All the dogs seem to be the correct color these days. Are they at least somehow glued to the floor now???
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The dogs seem to love the construction site.
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