Whack off Wednesday

upstatedoc · 02-13-2019, 09:38 AM

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- Wynde
- One-D
- Wenndii
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King Rudi · 02-13-2019, 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by upstatedoc

= pleading the 5th?

UncleWede · 02-13-2019, 11:50 AM

Oh no, somebody hacked upstatedoc 's account!!!

AGAIN!!!!!

thank me later

shoei · 02-13-2019, 02:11 PM

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Oh how adorable !!!

Stock and before the mods...
91 octane...
mustang Dyno...
also, AWD so have to calculate for drivetrain loss...

Joekerr · 02-13-2019, 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

Oh how adorable !!!

Stock and before the mods...
91 octane...
mustang Dyno...
also, AWD so have to calculate for drivetrain loss...

Which car is this? This is the modded dyno?

shoei · 02-13-2019, 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

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Originally Posted by shoei

Oh how adorable !!!

Stock and before the mods...
91 octane...
mustang Dyno...
also, AWD so have to calculate for drivetrain loss...

Which car is this? This is the modded dyno?

Bone stock before the mods went on...

F90...

Aka - the car that will send ASBSECU E93 to the old folks home after all his toys get shat on...

Joekerr · 02-13-2019, 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

Bone stock before the mods went on...

F90...

Aka - the car that will send ASBSECU E93 to the old folks home after all his toys get shat on...

Sigh. I really want one. Is it as good as the reviews suggest? Thoughts on using the launch control feature - feel quick or anticlimactic?

shoei · 02-13-2019, 02:47 PM

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Bone stock before the mods went on...

F90...

Aka - the car that will send ASBSECU E93 to the old folks home after all his toys get shat on...

Sigh. I really want one. Is it as good as the reviews suggest? Thoughts on using the launch control feature - feel quick or anticlimactic?

You'll never get to use LC in real world race scenario on the streets, that's for sure... Takes a minute to activate, plus the driving for 6 miles before it'll let you engage LC could be a problem...

But its so linear when launching, power is insane but it's pretty damn smooth, which surprised me the most... Don't even need LC, can stomp on the brake and give her some gas and bam, she just takes off...

As for the car itself, do you want me to lie? "It's the worst car I've ever driven, Joek... Horrible... Slow, doesn't handle, falls apart - it's just like all of ASBSECU E93 's cars..."

No but seriously, love this thing... All the reviews were spot on and almost all ailments I had with F10 have been rectified... Feels like BMW has finally started dialing in electric steering...

upstatedoc · 02-13-2019, 04:34 PM

lotta yappin, not a lotta whackin in this thread

UncleWede · 02-13-2019, 04:34 PM

Doc is the quiet type . . .

Joekerr · 02-13-2019, 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by upstatedoc

lotta yappin, not a lotta whackin in this thread

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Doc is the quiet type . . .

Though ever since the acquisition of a girlfriend, he has been doing a lot more chirping.

King Rudi · 02-13-2019, 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by upstatedoc

lotta yappin, not a lotta whackin in this thread

Shhhhhh....I'm concentrating.....

shoei · 02-13-2019, 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by upstatedoc

lotta yappin, not a lotta whackin in this thread

Why do you think ASBSECU E93 is so quiet? He's out on the farm prepping his animals for Wednesday... 😬

ASBSECU E93 · 02-13-2019, 08:18 PM

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lotta yappin, not a lotta whackin in this thread

Why do you think ASBSECU E93 is so quiet? He's out on the farm prepping his animals for Wednesday... 😬

Lol - shoei is jealous of farm animals now?!?!

shoei · 02-13-2019, 08:24 PM

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lotta yappin, not a lotta whackin in this thread

Why do you think ASBSECU E93 is so quiet? He's out on the farm prepping his animals for Wednesday... 😬

Lol - shoei is jealous of farm animals now?!?!

I feel sorry for the goats and sheep you defile, you bastard...

ASBSECU E93 · 02-14-2019, 07:38 AM

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Originally Posted by shoei

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lotta yappin, not a lotta whackin in this thread

Why do you think ASBSECU E93 is so quiet? He's out on the farm prepping his animals for Wednesday...

Lol - shoei is jealous of farm animals now?!?!

I feel sorry for the goats and sheep you defile, you bastard...

It's no worse than the goats you date/defile.

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UncleWede · 02-14-2019, 10:46 AM

GENTLEMEN! Just don't go bringing in Lups and her chicken molestation. Goat and Miss Piggy are large enough to not experience much long-lasting suffering from a brief twist

lsturbointeg · 02-16-2019, 12:37 AM

So you guys are whacking off to dyno charts on a Friday night

1MOREMOD · 02-16-2019, 12:42 AM

Yeah got to measure your output, duh

ASBSECU E93 · 02-18-2019, 05:20 PM

lsturbointeg - when your car makes 900+ at the wheels, and weighs considerably less than a new M5 (ahem shoei ) - kinda difficult to not drive around with a full on erection...

shoei · 02-18-2019, 05:30 PM

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lsturbointeg - when your car makes 900+ at the wheels, and weighs considerably less than a new M5 (ahem shoei ) - kinda difficult to not drive around with a full on erection...

Do you get to drive said car? They're all blowing up and having to be put back together again, like Humpty Dumpty...

ASBSECU E93 · 02-18-2019, 05:32 PM

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lsturbointeg - when your car makes 900+ at the wheels, and weighs considerably less than a new M5 (ahem shoei ) - kinda difficult to not drive around with a full on erection...

Do you get to drive said car? They're all blowing up and having to be put back together again, like Humpty Dumpty...

Bish - I have possession of all of my cars

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