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      02-22-2016, 11:53 PM   #221
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OP I don't want to be offensive to you, so please don't read this in a malicious way.

Nearly all girls that are cheaters, flirty with countless guys, etc. are always looking for attention and she's clearly bored of you. She uses you as her solid home base and undoubtedly loves you to some extent since she keeps coming back. She will never be faithful to you until she starts hitting a brick wall when she goes out (getting older and shut down more frequently by other guys, and ends up wanting that solid home base).

I would also like to add that she'll almost make you feel like you have power when you call her out and she gets on her knees and says she's sorry. But let's be honest, since you keep taking her back, she 100% controls the relationship whether you believe that or not.


The reason I chose to post on this thread is because I absolutely can't stand that feeling of "loss" when it comes to relationships. I'm not sure of your financial status, but if you can afford a ticket to SoCal and want to get away from all that BS for a weekend I'd be more than happy to meetup at the beach and wingman for you anytime man. Anybody that posts humility on something like this clearly isn't a scumbag.

I felt that all the way in Joburg. OP call this man and go.
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      02-22-2016, 11:55 PM   #222
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well, it was nice having my thread while I lasted. as a long time lurker, I can now confidently say that this is now officially Sara's thread
OP, seems to be the way of life in Bimmerpost. Start a thread in OT and it isn't long before the six musketeers hijack your thread and make it their own playground.

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      02-22-2016, 11:55 PM   #223
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Attractive and financially successfully women actually have a high level of relationship dissatisfaction. That's why you see a lot of single female Doctors and Lawyer for instance. Imagine being an attractive surgeon and you want to date someone in a higher or equal income bracket (most women do), who is also attractive, and all that other crap too.

Where the male surgeon might be perfectly happy with the sweet under achieving hot young thing.
It's also why rich people dick around, because ... opportunity.
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      02-23-2016, 12:00 AM   #224
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Wise words once spoken: "These hoes ain't loyal!"

Stock up your bar and move on amigo. No sense in mourning over a girl who cheated on you as soon as you started dating, and then continued to do so. Fool me once, same one me... Now it's on you.
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      02-23-2016, 12:04 AM   #225
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      02-23-2016, 12:22 AM   #226
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Yet you are here?
Let's face it... Most of the time we're on OT to either let our boys reload, or letting her catch a drink after she's dunked all of her body's water content into making her wet, which I am iumcasdmndsa;lm s;lijas d;oifjasdkfbasdjbfh alksf saklhbasdf

(my girl decided to thrust herself on me cowgirl status. Excuse me...)
Is this shit even for real?? Think this right here is the reason you didn't get to experience a relation with a woman until three decades on this planet...

This is just about the most cringeworthy post today and it's the OT where cringe is the norm...
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      02-23-2016, 12:37 AM   #227
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Is this shit even for real?? Think this right here is the reason you didn't get to experience a relation with a woman until three decades on this planet...

This is just about the most cringeworthy post today and it's the OT where cringe is the norm...
'Nuff said... I was imitating a section of "The Game"
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      02-23-2016, 01:00 AM   #228
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      02-23-2016, 07:39 AM   #229
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well, it was nice having my thread while I lasted. as a long time lurker, I can now confidently say that this is now officially Sara's thread
Don't take it personally. This is "Off Topic", so things tend to go well..., off topic. It's what gives this side of the site so much more personality and I wish more people would join in on the conversations. It's not like the cool table in Junior High, everyone is welcome, people just don't participate.

On topic, you've gotten some solid advice from a lot of people. Use it and work towards a better future and stand up for yourself. You know what's right and wrong, don't get walked on, be the man.

I want your next thread to be about going on a date with a nice woman that respected you and gives great bj's.

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Is this shit even for real?? Think this right here is the reason you didn't get to experience a relation with a woman until three decades on this planet...

This is just about the most cringeworthy post today and it's the OT where cringe is the norm...
LOL. Totes McGoats.
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      02-23-2016, 07:44 AM   #230
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I want your next thread to be about going on a date with a nice woman that respected you and gives great bj's.
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      02-23-2016, 08:07 AM   #231
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relatable!
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      02-23-2016, 09:59 AM   #232
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Don't take it personally. This is "Off Topic", so things tend to go well..., off topic. It's what gives this side of the site so much more personality and I wish more people would join in on the conversations. It's not like the cool table in Junior High, everyone is welcome, people just don't participate.

On topic, you've gotten some solid advice from a lot of people. Use it and work towards a better future and stand up for yourself. You know what's right and wrong, don't get walked on, be the man.

I want your next thread to be about going on a date with a nice woman that respected you and gives great bj's.



LOL. Totes McGoats.
CHANGE YOUR SIG. Please.
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      02-23-2016, 10:12 AM   #233
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Don't take it personally. This is "Off Topic", so things tend to go well..., off topic. It's what gives this side of the site so much more personality and I wish more people would join in on the conversations. It's not like the cool table in Junior High, everyone is welcome, people just don't participate.

On topic, you've gotten some solid advice from a lot of people. Use it and work towards a better future and stand up for yourself. You know what's right and wrong, don't get walked on, be the man.

I want your next thread to be about going on a date with a nice woman that respected you and gives great bj's.



LOL. Totes McGoats.
CHANGE YOUR SIG. Please.
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CHANGE YOUR SIG. Please.
He told me he will only change it if you agree to render it inaccurate. I don't know... that's what he said.
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      02-23-2016, 10:15 AM   #235
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Lol the thirst is real.
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      02-23-2016, 10:29 AM   #236
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OP, as Axius said, meet new women and start a thread, post pics, etc... Turn a new leaf.
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      02-23-2016, 10:49 AM   #237
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CHANGE YOUR SIG. Please.
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      02-23-2016, 10:59 AM   #238
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I see a player in the making because of this thread,where innocence is lost and debauchery begins.
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      02-23-2016, 01:46 PM   #239
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      02-23-2016, 02:43 PM   #240
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I want a guy who's nice to me. Brunette hair. Taller than me. And who appreciates me.
Are you adding these to the list?

Credit score still important?
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Are you adding these to the list?

Credit score still important?
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omg let this thread die wtf.
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