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      03-12-2016, 11:56 PM   #24157
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Was going to appreciate. Assumed it was a girl. 1/5 stars. Would not view again.
Dude....literally, moved a ton of concrete today...

just no pleasing you folks on BP OT...
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Dude....literally, moved a ton of concrete today...

just no pleasing you folks on BP OT...
Hehe. Working on something at home, or for work? Sounds interesting.
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      03-13-2016, 08:22 AM   #24159
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Wheel lock? Are those wheels stolen often?
At a whopping $115 a piece, you can bet your sweet ass they are! That's like gold in this ghetto ass neighborhood.
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      03-13-2016, 10:16 AM   #24160
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Fixed the stupid water pump and tstat. Ugh..

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      03-13-2016, 10:46 AM   #24161
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At a whopping $115 a piece, you can bet your sweet ass they are! That's like gold in this ghetto ass neighborhood.
Just store them in your bedroom at night
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      03-13-2016, 12:22 PM   #24162
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Hehe. Working on something at home, or for work? Sounds interesting.
Moving a fence line...nothing big.
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Love you Phil. Thinking of you right now.
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Love you Phil. Thinking of you right now.
Love you too Sara , and I can see why
I also updated the thread (RIP Lucien/my father) with some pics =>http://www.m3post.com/forums/showthr...1227403&page=7
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      03-14-2016, 07:54 AM   #24165
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I really want some chocolate but it's too early and not part of my diet.
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Kit Kat stared me in the eyes leaving The Hoe Depot. Been ages. Totally worth it.
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Kit Kat stared me in the eyes leaving The Hoe Depot. Been ages. Totally worth it.
How old was she?
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I really want some chocolate but it's too early and not part of my diet.
Brother..I think you are after Sara...Because she tastes like Belgian chocolate
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Brother..I think you are after Sara...Because she tastes like Belgian chocolate
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      03-14-2016, 08:36 AM   #24170
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Brother..I think you are after Sara...Because she tastes like Belgian chocolate
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Pics of chocolate?


Phil, I don't possess the same swag as you.
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I knew it...
Here you go , and I just know you like it in slow motion !

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Well then!
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How old was she?
Not sure, still not smart enough to ask to see ID.
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      03-14-2016, 12:00 PM   #24174
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Not sure, still not smart enough to ask to see ID.
You need to keep a spare ID FOR them, in the van. #whippersnapper
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Kit Kat stared me in the eyes leaving The Hoe Depot. Been ages. Totally worth it.
I can't have kit kat anymore , it makes it hard to wipe afterwards. I stick to fiber rich foods.
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You need to keep a spare ID FOR them, in the van. #whippersnapper
I don't have that many fake ID's that could pass as women. Do you know a manufacturer I could speak with?

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I can't have kit kat anymore , it makes it hard to wipe afterwards. I stick to fiber rich foods.
I'm so utterly confused.


I said utterly.
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      03-14-2016, 12:54 PM   #24177
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You have a van, you just need a cheap e-printer so once you snap a pic, it goes right into the photo section of the ID and prints out.



Or so I've read somewhere
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- Drug activity in current neighborhood.
- Next door neighbor and I witnessed a deal while talking in the front yard.
- Neighbor called it in.
- Half hour later, dealer is in cuffs.
- 95% sure dealer and neighbors saw that the cop was outside my house.

Aside from not living in that neighborhood anymore, which is in the plans, I want to get a more substantial stick that goes bang. My current one might not be up to the task.

Any advice on the situation?
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