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      03-11-2016, 08:48 AM   #24113
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Yeah and also, how can anyone have access to his emails? Lies upon lies and I'm not ashamed to say that I spend most of my days on here in OT and listening to NY sports radio. I have applied to a few jobs while here at work but last weekend I was talking to a friend about a position that may open up soon at his company so we'll see.
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Also our E90 330 and 325 will soon have some sort of boost. So there is actually more of a chance to get more hp out of a 330 then a 335 in my opinion
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      03-11-2016, 08:54 AM   #24114
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Yeah and also, how can anyone have access to his emails? Lies upon lies and I'm not ashamed to say that I spend most of my days on here in OT and listening to NY sports radio. I have applied to a few jobs while here at work but last weekend I was talking to a friend about a position that may open up soon at his company so we'll see.
Careful, you think they'd monitor your activity at work or nah? Regarding internet usage and shit, if they're trying to get rid of folks.


EDIT: You're not a woman, so you should be fine.
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      03-11-2016, 08:58 AM   #24115
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what the hell do they do? sounds like a job for bangs scheme
your boss is hilarious
i am concerned with his use of "360 attitude change", which shows his head is in the clouds
We cater to the rich people in France, Brazil and Canada who want to travel to the US of A. The agents book all their flights, hotels and activities. We also cater to VIP's and major group events as well. The owner travels with those groups and VIP's to help show them around here, whether its here in Miami, NY, Cali or anywhere in the world if need be. He normally has 4 females from our office tag along, pay for their airfare and hotel, food as long as they bring their laptops with them to work abroad and hoping he gets them drunk enough to bang.

Since I have access to all of his accounts, he claims that we are not making enough money. Yet he has bragged last week that we've made the most ever in the first two months of any given year, has 5 business accounts with a combined total of $14M cash just sitting, makes at least $10K profit per day (I send him the reports everyday) we are short staffed, has us working in a run down office to save on overhead, no HR, no direct deposit and probably has other accounts overseas to avoid taxes. Also he promised to share over $10K in bonuses to everyone just before Christmas which never happened and wants to reduce PTO time back down to 15 days per year after he approved it to go up to 20.

EDIT: Also since we get paid with a live check, we have been delayed getting paid numerous times.
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      03-11-2016, 09:01 AM   #24116
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Careful, you think they'd monitor your activity at work or nah? Regarding internet usage and shit, if they're trying to get rid of folks.


EDIT: You're not a woman, so you should be fine.
I still talk to a manager that used to work here. She is a lesbian, thus probably why he wanted her gone. She told me that she would apply to jobs on her own laptop for months before she found something and left.
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Oh I gotcha. Well, I hope you're outta there soon brother.
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We cater to the rich people in France, Brazil and Canada who want to travel to the US of A. The agents book all their flights, hotels and activities. We also cater to VIP's and major group events as well. The owner travels with those groups and VIP's to help show them around here, whether its here in Miami, NY, Cali or anywhere in the world if need be. He normally has 4 females from our office tag along, pay for their airfare and hotel, food as long as they bring their laptops with them to work abroad and hoping he gets them drunk enough to bang.

Since I have access to all of his accounts, he claims that we are not making enough money. Yet he has bragged last week that we've made the most ever in the first two months of any given year, has 5 business accounts with a combined total of $14M cash just sitting, makes at least $10K profit per day (I send him the reports everyday) we are short staffed, has us working in a run down office to save on overhead, no HR, no direct deposit and probably has other accounts overseas to avoid taxes. Also he promised to share over $10K in bonuses to everyone just before Christmas which never happened and wants to reduce PTO time back down to 15 days per year after he approved it to go up to 20.

EDIT: Also since we get paid with a live check, we have been delayed getting paid numerous times.
damn, this guy has got it sorted
especially the travelling with females part
but the girls aren't exactly being conned, they want to meet the VIPs
that's a nice business he has there
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Sounds like your boss is the Roady gate keeper to the rock stars...

He'll make them do 'stuff' to prove they are worthy to get to the VIP's...
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Sounds like your boss is the Roady gate keeper to the rock stars...

He'll make them do 'stuff' to prove they are worthy to get to the VIP's...
Stuff? Did someone say, 'Stuff'? We do Laws and Stuff! How can we help?
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So - completed my registration for the Heavens Landing 1/2 mile shoot-out in May!!!
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Sounds like your boss is the Roady gate keeper to the rock stars...

He'll make them do 'stuff' to prove they are worthy to get to the VIP's...
He had a serious affair with this one girl who left last year at this time, even though she made numerous errors but apparently gave great sex and head. I would see that he would give her $4k bonuses out of nowhere and still paid her for three months severance pay.
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So - completed my registration for the Heavens Landing 1/2 mile shoot-out in May!!!
Fantastic!! What do you think you'll trap?
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He had a serious affair with this one girl who left last year at this time, even though she made numerous errors but apparently gave great sex and head. I would see that he would give her $4k bonuses out of nowhere and still paid her for three months severance pay.
Your boss is dripping in sleaze.
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He had a serious affair with this one girl who left last year at this time, even though she made numerous errors but apparently gave great sex and head. I would see that he would give her $4k bonuses out of nowhere and still paid her for three months severance pay.
Your boss is dripping in sleaze.
Wait, that's not how you run a business?
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MKSixer - not sure...

I plan to visit a local 1/8 track to test the new set-up.

I haven't REALLY opened it up past 130 (ish) yet...
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      03-11-2016, 10:20 AM   #24127
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It's how I would do it.
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MKSixer - not sure...

I plan to visit a local 1/8 track to test the new set-up.

I haven't REALLY opened it up past 130 (ish) yet...
I bet traction issues are insane. (In a good way. )

Any change to tires or setup in any way to deal with dialing it up to 11?
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Fantastic!! What do you think you'll trap?
13.5 in the quarter.


Then subtract a couple seconds.


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MKSixer - I'll be adding PSS to the rears just prior to the event. Everything else is stock.

The event may do a rolling start - which would be better for me since I haven't historically been a Drag car guy...but we will see

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MKSixer - I'll be adding PSS to the rears just prior to the event. Everything else is stock.

The event may do a rolling start - which would be better for me since I haven't historically been a Drag car guy...but we will see

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Isn't it an automatic? Stand on it son!
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Mr Tonka - 6MT's ONLY in the cars I drive
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Mr Tonka - 6MT's ONLY in the cars I drive
Well slap my ass and call me susie, i thought you drove a DCT.

Now you're almost as manly as Lups.
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The event may do a rolling start - which would be better for me since I haven't historically been a Drag car guy...but we will see

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