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      03-09-2016, 11:40 PM   #24069
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I mentioned it here before but I did a DNA test and it said I'm prone to heroin addiction. So I'll keep that out of my body
So mo.word about coke? Try that.
Done. I love Coke but I have maybe one a year.
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      03-10-2016, 07:26 AM   #24070
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Done. I love Coke but I have maybe one a year.
Loosen up and maybe you'll enjoy it more.
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      03-10-2016, 07:33 AM   #24071
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LOL, no mad salary here, that money is reserved for the retards up front. Modest at best.
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      03-10-2016, 07:47 AM   #24072
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Today is my last day in my current position. Starting in a field I know absolutely nothing about on Monday.

"If somebody offers you an amazing opportunity but you are not sure you can do it, say yes – then learn how to do it later!”

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      03-10-2016, 08:18 AM   #24073
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Today is my last day in my current position. Starting in a field I know absolutely nothing about on Monday.

"If somebody offers you an amazing opportunity but you are not sure you can do it, say yes – then learn how to do it later!”

Get that money and fake it 'til you make it! Congrats and good luck with the new job.
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      03-10-2016, 08:19 AM   #24074
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Today is my last day in my current position. Starting in a field I know absolutely nothing about on Monday.

"If somebody offers you an amazing opportunity but you are not sure you can do it, say yes – then learn how to do it later!”

Indeed. If they offered, you have what it takes. Anything else can be learned. Unless you are an idiot, in which case, the person making the offer is a bigger idiot and won't notice. Either way, you're golden.
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      03-10-2016, 08:28 AM   #24075
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Indeed. If they offered, you have what it takes. Anything else can be learned. Unless you are an idiot, in which case, the person making the offer is a bigger idiot and won't notice. Either way, you're golden.
hahahaha nicely put.
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      03-10-2016, 08:30 AM   #24076
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hahahaha nicely put.
For the record, I sincerely doubt that you are an idiot. Good luck with your new endeavor! (oops, endeavour)
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      03-10-2016, 08:31 AM   #24077
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Get that money and fake it 'til you make it! Congrats and good luck with the new job.
Thanks!
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      03-10-2016, 09:42 AM   #24078
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Today is my last day in my current position. Starting in a field I know absolutely nothing about on Monday.

"If somebody offers you an amazing opportunity but you are not sure you can do it, say yes – then learn how to do it later!”

Congrats man! A lot of shit is all learned through the system anyways. As long as you know the basics, you can probably pick up the rest relatively easily. Be confident and own the shit out of the new spot.
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      03-10-2016, 10:39 AM   #24079
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Peter Principle in play here?
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      03-10-2016, 11:11 AM   #24080
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So as you know my job has a very high turnover rate and on Monday we hired two new girls. One of them, first pic (red dress) was fired yesterday and heard she freaked out (I missed it as I leave work early on Wednesdays so my wife and I can take my son to his little league games). The 2nd pic is the other girl who I've heard is doing a great job (blowing the owner? Not sure).
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Also our E90 330 and 325 will soon have some sort of boost. So there is actually more of a chance to get more hp out of a 330 then a 335 in my opinion
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      03-10-2016, 11:22 AM   #24081
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Now this other one was hired maybe 2 months ago. She is 50 I think and I'm working with her time to time on work related stuff, however, she is always touching me and wanting me to join her for drinks after work. I've decline all the time.
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      03-10-2016, 11:23 AM   #24082
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Definitely prefer first girl.


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      03-10-2016, 11:34 AM   #24083
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1st pic chick doesn't look like that in person lol. Some serious editing as she wasn't much to look at in person, like Lups
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      03-10-2016, 11:48 AM   #24084
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Don't be talking about Lups!
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      03-10-2016, 11:51 AM   #24085
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Today is my last day in my current position. Starting in a field I know absolutely nothing about on Monday.

"If somebody offers you an amazing opportunity but you are not sure you can do it, say yes – then learn how to do it later!”

You getting out of Credit!?!?
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She stood there. Pointed a finger at me and laughed at me. That damn bitch.
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      03-10-2016, 11:57 AM   #24086
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So as you know my job has a very high turnover rate and on Monday we hired two new girls. One of them, first pic (red dress) was fired yesterday and heard she freaked out (I missed it as I leave work early on Wednesdays so my wife and I can take my son to his little league games). The 2nd pic is the other girl who I've heard is doing a great job (blowing the owner? Not sure).
Red dress looks like she might have an opinion on stuff....she is likely trouble.
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      03-10-2016, 12:20 PM   #24087
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Today is my last day in my current position. Starting in a field I know absolutely nothing about on Monday.

"If somebody offers you an amazing opportunity but you are not sure you can do it, say yes – then learn how to do it later!”

Congrats!

Fortune favors the bold. I didn't know jack about my current industry when I joined it 18 years ago. I'm doing ok and I'm sure you will be fine, as well!
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Congrats!

Fortune favors the bold. I didn't know jack about my current industry when I joined it 18 years ago. I'm doing ok and I'm sure you will be fine, as well!
This comment is retarded. You don't know what industry he is going to, do you? Huh? Can you please quantify precisely how this is a congratulatory moment? What if he is going to work for Tobias the Analrapist? He could get dyed blue or end up embroiled in a cage dancing protest imbroglio.
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      03-10-2016, 12:37 PM   #24089
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Credit was great and gave me the opportunity to perform well enough to land this new position.
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