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      12-12-2019, 08:57 PM   #24047
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Depends... Have you paid attention to your wife this year? And will you be purchasing her a dishwasher or a vacuum? Lol
I'm divorced. I'm relatively safe!!
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Depends... Have you paid attention to your wife this year? And will you be purchasing her a dishwasher or a vacuum? Lol
I'm divorced. I'm relatively safe!!
How much did she get?
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      12-12-2019, 09:03 PM   #24049
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How much did she get?
A bit more than half. Bargain of a lifetime!!
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How much did she get?
A bit more than half. Bargain of a lifetime!!
So we should be talking to her cuz that's where the money is at... we've all been wasting our time with you !!!
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So we should be talking to her cuz that's where the money is at... we've all been wasting our time with you !!!
The REAL money is with my daughter. Only child in the whole family!!
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So we should be talking to her cuz that's where the money is at... we've all been wasting our time with you !!!
The REAL money is with my daughter. Only child in the whole family!!
She single?
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A bit more than half. Bargain of a lifetime!!
You know why divorce is so expensive don't you.........because it's worth it.
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She single?
Dating a Naval Officer.
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You know why divorce is so expensive don't you.........because it's worth it.
Deal of a lifetime! Lol!!
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My divorce cost me $1500.
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My divorce cost me $1500.
Mine cost be $586,000 and was worth every single cent.
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She single?
Dating a Naval Officer.
He's gonna be on a boat out to sea... Just sayin', future FIL !!
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Dating a Naval Officer.
He's gonna be on a boat out to sea... Just sayin', future FIL !!
MK, just give me the word
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If you take out shoei we can split his stuff.
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If you take out shoei we can split his stuff.
But after I take your daughter out first, right? Netflix and chill?

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But after I take your daughter out first, right? Netflix and chill?

I'll be there too.
With my little friend. (S. Face, Circa 1983)
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I'll be there too.
With my little friend. (S. Face, Circa 1983)
I thought your ex-wife took your "lil friend"??
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My divorce cost me $1500.
Mine cost me some PI fees. Less than $300 I think. The lawyer was a friend. I had a video of her entrusting the alcoholic neighbor who she got with after I left her to pick my daughter up. He was "between" jobs, had a fridge in his garage, and after a whole day of drinking went and picked up my daughter and his kids from school in the afternoon!

Once I had that evidence, I was granted full custody. She was even going to have to pay me for child support although it was menial. I told the judge I didn't want/need her money.

So since she was 6, it was just me and my daughter. I think she was 13 when I remarried. She's the best thing that ever happened to me!
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