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      03-09-2016, 10:21 AM   #24025
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It's so wonderful waking up and reading about all your shitty routines.
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It's so wonderful waking up and reading about all your shitty routines.
I have a daily morning blowout myself. Worse if beer night before.
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      03-09-2016, 10:24 AM   #24027
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Man, beer/alcohol shits are terrible. Thank God I cut back on my intake.



FTR, mine usually occur in the evening after work, since we are apparently on the topic of this.
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      03-09-2016, 10:25 AM   #24028
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If I wake up its go time, no matter when that is. Up at 430 today because of it.
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      03-09-2016, 10:27 AM   #24029
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      03-09-2016, 10:28 AM   #24030
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Holy shits
This brings me to the perfect question for the ask a girl anything thread.
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      03-09-2016, 10:29 AM   #24031
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This brings me to the perfect question for the ask a girl anything thread.
Oh no
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      03-09-2016, 10:30 AM   #24032
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Oh no


It's a reasonable question.
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      03-09-2016, 10:34 AM   #24033
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I have a daily morning blowout myself. Worse if beer night before.
Beer makes it nice and slippery so you can pull off a no-wipe and go about your day.
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      03-09-2016, 10:38 AM   #24034
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Beer makes it nice and slippery so you can pull off a no-wipe and go about your day.
Uh no, I can coat the underside of the seat.
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      03-09-2016, 10:39 AM   #24035
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Beer makes it nice and slippery so you can pull off a no-wipe and go about your day.
Uh no, I can coat the underside of the lid.
Wtf. Please stop.
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      03-09-2016, 10:44 AM   #24036
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Wtf. Please stop.
I will, glad you are a girl that doesn't poop.
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      03-09-2016, 10:45 AM   #24037
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Wtf. Please stop.
I will, glad you are a girl that doesn't poop.
I know, right?
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      03-09-2016, 10:53 AM   #24038
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I will, glad you are a girl that doesn't poop.
No girls poop. At least that's what I've been told.
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No girls poop. At least that's what I've been told.
I will go with it.
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      03-09-2016, 11:02 AM   #24040
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I will go with it.
This is getting almost as bad as .. "the toes"
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This is getting almost as bad as .. "the toes"
No.. no it isn't.
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      03-09-2016, 11:11 AM   #24043
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Wait for it.
Preemptive move....

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      03-09-2016, 01:30 PM   #24044
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Sometimes have to go! Mexico fever.
Ok, totally understand. You get a free pass for Mexico Fever.
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No More Toes.
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