[1LRM3]

Originally Posted by Axius

I'll ring you when I go up, we can have a threesome at Starbucks with frapps.

interesting thought... let me know when you arrive. I will wear my raingear.

[1LRM3]

Originally Posted by Axius

This is how adults do adult things at my place of employment.

you work in a shithole bud?

[Verbiage]

I woke up this morning in a volcano. Is this what a fever is? I never get these. I feel awful.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

I woke up this morning in a volcano. Is this what a fever is? I never get these. I feel awful.

http://www.cdc.gov/zika/symptoms/

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

http://www.cdc.gov/zika/symptoms/

y u do dis?

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

y u do dis?

At least with recent news, you can claim it was Sexually transmitted and die with people thinking you're cool? That is good, right?
Can you order your car before you die, so I can have it?

[Sara]

Originally Posted by Axius

This is how adults do adult things at my place of employment.

Its so your butt doesnt touch the germs!

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

At least with recent news, you can claim it was Sexually transmitted and die with people thinking you're cool? That is good, right?
Can you order your car before you die, so I can have it?

My car won't be black so you won't want it. It is also a sedan. Which means you're too cool for it.


Hopefully I do not have an accelerated form of this virus.


Unless standard form is already accelerated?


F80 acceleration?

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

My car won't be black so you won't want it. It is also a sedan. Which means you're too cool for it.


Hopefully I do not have an accelerated form of this virus.


Unless standard form is already accelerated?


F80 acceleration?

Will give to my daughter. If you have already paid for it, then it will satisfy her and save me money - a rare combination.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Will give to my daughter. If you have already paid for it, then it will satisfy her and save me money - a rare combination.

But I'm pretty sure she's gonna burn my......clutch.

[grimlock]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Will give to my daughter. If you have already paid for it, then it will satisfy her and save me money - a rare combination.

feeding the dragon.. makes the king a pauper

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

At least with recent news, you can claim it was Sexually transmitted and die with people thinking you're cool? That is good, right?
Can you order your car before you die, so I can have it?

We already have dibs on the car. Don't confuse him. He has Zika.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by 1LRM3

you work in a shithole bud?

Yes. Manufacturing plant in a small hill billy town, most everyone up front is full blown retarded with management, and operators get away with sketchy shit all the time without so much as a write up. Oh, did I mention people don't know how to use the lavatories either?

Originally Posted by Sara504

Its so your butt doesnt touch the germs!

They have nests in the box behind the toilet. There is also a lever that flushes the turds down, conveniently enough.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Axius

Oh, did I mention people don't know how to use the lavatories either?



They have nests in the box behind the toilet. There is also a lever that flushes the turds down, conveniently enough.

When I was a rep I went to so many small towns all over and the only thing that I can say is that I learned to hold my bladder. The bathrooms ranged from sketchy to germ warfare manufacturing facility. UGH.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

When I was a rep I went to so many small towns all over and the only thing that I can say is that I learned to hold my bladder. The bathrooms ranged from sketchy to germ warfare manufacturing facility. UGH.

I honestly don't understand. Like, how long have you been shitting on a toilet?

I try to take my poo at 5am just so I don't have to hold it through the whole day just to get home. There is a nice hidden bathroom in a department that hasn't been running that's good for emergencies at least.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Axius

I honestly don't understand. Like, how long have you been shitting on a toilet?

I try to take my poo at 5am just so I don't have to hold it through the whole day just to get home. There is a nice hidden bathroom in a department that hasn't been running that's good for emergencies at least.

I'm a once-daily AM-er, as well. NO PUBLIC TOILETS.

[1MOREMOD]

So blowouts on sidewalk?

[Axius]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

I'm a once-daily AM-er, as well. NO PUBLIC TOILETS.

Sometimes I get upset when it doesn't conjure in the morning, because then when I get home, I have to close two doors to stop the smell from creeping on the solid floors.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

So blowouts on sidewalk?

Discipline. Stop projecting...I've cautioned you about this!!

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by Axius

Sometimes I get upset when it doesn't conjure in the morning, because then when I get home, I have to close two doors to stop the smell from creeping on the solid floors.

Are you consuming enough fiber?

[1MOREMOD]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

Discipline. Stop projecting...I've cautioned you about this!!

Sometimes have to go! Mexico fever.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Are you consuming enough fiber?

Fiber is my core food group.