Off Topic Secret Santa - 2015

Axius · 12-17-2015, 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Fuck all y'all.

You'd like that wouldn't you!

Mr Tonka · 12-17-2015, 12:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

You'd like that wouldn't you!

If by 'y'all" you assumed i meant you.... yes.

Lups · 12-17-2015, 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

If by 'y'all" you assumed i meant you.... yes.

Pics?

(m'kay, back to packing)

Axius · 12-17-2015, 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

If by 'y'all" you assumed i meant you.... yes.

I don't assume things, I'm always in the know, even before the person speaking is in the know...., I'm that good baby girl.

1MOREMOD · 12-17-2015, 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

I will forward to wife as little weekend hint.

ASBSECU E93 · 12-17-2015, 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

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Originally Posted by Axius

https://www.reddit.com/r/relationshi...ears_marriage/

El Oh El.

How old is Tonka again??

People always 'fudge' ages in these anonymous Reddit forums

Axius · 12-17-2015, 12:46 PM

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

People always 'fudge' ages in these anonymous Reddit forums

So it is Tonka!

Just like he replaced "large bmw forum" with "relatively small forum".

Mr Tonka · 12-17-2015, 12:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

So it is Tonka!

Just like he replaced "large bmw forum" with "relatively small forum".

I could be on your door step in under 8 hours.

shoei · 12-17-2015, 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

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Originally Posted by Axius

So it is Tonka!

Just like he replaced "large bmw forum" with "relatively small forum".

I could be on your door step in under 8 hours.

You think your wife is going to let you out of her sight for 8 hours after all the selfies she found??!

ASBSECU E93 · 12-17-2015, 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

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Originally Posted by Axius

So it is Tonka!

Just like he replaced "large bmw forum" with "relatively small forum".

I could be on your door step in under 8 hours.

You think your wife is going to let you out of her sight for 8 hours after all the selfies she found??!

He was up ALL NIGHT hitting delete....delete....delete.....delete

Mr Tonka · 12-17-2015, 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

You think your wife is going to let you out of her sight for 8 hours after all the selfies she found??!

You are officially on the list.

Mr Tonka · 12-17-2015, 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

He was up ALL NIGHT hitting delete....delete....delete.....delete

Glass houses my friend, glass houses...... lol

If she saw the pics i've posted here, the worst thing would be that she'd show all her friends and make fun of me for years.

ASBSECU E93 · 12-17-2015, 01:50 PM

Mr Tonka - Agree

FWIW - I am NOT throwing ANYTHING your way, stones or else, simply speaking to your 'visible' absence

jimj911 · 12-17-2015, 02:19 PM

What about this goat porn ??

1MOREMOD · 12-17-2015, 02:20 PM

Not doing it for me. Need the real thing

UncleWede · 12-17-2015, 02:22 PM

That broader nose provides some interesting opportunities

jimj911 · 12-17-2015, 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

That broader nose provides some interesting opportunities

I have no idea where you are going with that but I'm sure its hilarious! I saw the pic on a fb thread going around from fox news saying two million have died in Colorado this last year from weed and this girl changed into a goat from smoking it!

1MOREMOD · 12-17-2015, 02:44 PM

I'm guessing it would make an angry dragon easier.

Axius · 12-17-2015, 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

I could be on your door step in under 8 hours.

Don't get me all excited, come on and do it bitch. I'll be waiting.

Speaking of front porch...., I GOT A PACKAGE TODAY.

1MOREMOD · 12-17-2015, 02:46 PM

Wear a helmet and open away from house

Axius · 12-17-2015, 02:52 PM

I literally opened the box and came all over my pants completely flacid.

Thank you Santa of Secret...., I'm going to cherish this bacon, more than I've ever charished bacon in my entire life. I am blessed and not worthy!

My Santa has colorful language...., not sure what that's all about, thought Santa was jolly...

ASBSECU E93 · 12-17-2015, 03:03 PM

Your SS is AWESOME!!!!

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Axius Banned 4208 Rep 216 Posts Drives: 612 Scaglietti Join Date: Sep 2015 Location: Watch Me NayNay iTrader: (0)	I literally opened the box and came all over my pants completely flacid. Thank you Santa of Secret...., I'm going to cherish this bacon, more than I've ever charished bacon in my entire life. I am blessed and not worthy! My Santa has colorful language...., not sure what that's all about, thought Santa was jolly... Attached Images Last edited by Axius; 12-17-2015 at 03:02 PM..
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