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      12-17-2015, 12:05 PM   #2377
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      12-17-2015, 12:09 PM   #2378
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You'd like that wouldn't you!
If by 'y'all" you assumed i meant you.... yes.
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      12-17-2015, 12:10 PM   #2379
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If by 'y'all" you assumed i meant you.... yes.
Pics?

(m'kay, back to packing)
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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      12-17-2015, 12:10 PM   #2380
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If by 'y'all" you assumed i meant you.... yes.
I don't assume things, I'm always in the know, even before the person speaking is in the know...., I'm that good baby girl.
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      12-17-2015, 12:20 PM   #2381
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      12-17-2015, 12:36 PM   #2382
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How old is Tonka again??


People always 'fudge' ages in these anonymous Reddit forums
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People always 'fudge' ages in these anonymous Reddit forums
So it is Tonka!


Just like he replaced "large bmw forum" with "relatively small forum".
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      12-17-2015, 12:50 PM   #2384
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So it is Tonka!


Just like he replaced "large bmw forum" with "relatively small forum".
I could be on your door step in under 8 hours.
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So it is Tonka!


Just like he replaced "large bmw forum" with "relatively small forum".
I could be on your door step in under 8 hours.
You think your wife is going to let you out of her sight for 8 hours after all the selfies she found??!

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So it is Tonka!


Just like he replaced "large bmw forum" with "relatively small forum".
I could be on your door step in under 8 hours.
You think your wife is going to let you out of her sight for 8 hours after all the selfies she found??!

He was up ALL NIGHT hitting delete....delete....delete.....delete
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You think your wife is going to let you out of her sight for 8 hours after all the selfies she found??!

You are officially on the list.
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He was up ALL NIGHT hitting delete....delete....delete.....delete
Glass houses my friend, glass houses...... lol

If she saw the pics i've posted here, the worst thing would be that she'd show all her friends and make fun of me for years.
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      12-17-2015, 01:50 PM   #2389
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Mr Tonka - Agree

FWIW - I am NOT throwing ANYTHING your way, stones or else, simply speaking to your 'visible' absence
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      12-17-2015, 02:19 PM   #2390
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Not doing it for me. Need the real thing
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That broader nose provides some interesting opportunities
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      12-17-2015, 02:33 PM   #2393
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That broader nose provides some interesting opportunities
I have no idea where you are going with that but I'm sure its hilarious! I saw the pic on a fb thread going around from fox news saying two million have died in Colorado this last year from weed and this girl changed into a goat from smoking it!

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I'm guessing it would make an angry dragon easier.
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      12-17-2015, 02:44 PM   #2395
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I could be on your door step in under 8 hours.
Don't get me all excited, come on and do it bitch. I'll be waiting.



Speaking of front porch...., I GOT A PACKAGE TODAY.
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I literally opened the box and came all over my pants completely flacid.


Thank you Santa of Secret...., I'm going to cherish this bacon, more than I've ever charished bacon in my entire life. I am blessed and not worthy!


My Santa has colorful language...., not sure what that's all about, thought Santa was jolly...
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