[Axius]

Originally Posted by Biorin

I asked him for a video of him dancing, but he keeps making excuses as to why he can't. Must be because he's still limping.

Do you want to drink before or after the killing spree?

He hasn't sent you the video?! What a knob!


How about before, during, and after. So we can have dirty sloppy drunk victory sex before the Feds chase us down.


I used So to start that sentence.

[1MOREMOD]

Axius you could be except now you're discussing also. I meant Biorin, unless she killed her waiter later.

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by Axius

He hasn't sent you the video?! What a knob!


How about before, during, and after. So we can have dirty sloppy drunk victory sex before the Feds chase us down.


I used So to start that sentence.

I used "and" to start a sentence. I should probably hang myself after. Or go out with a chainsaw! I just used "or" to start a sentence

[Axius]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Axius you could be except now you're discussing also. I meant Biorin, unless she killed her waiter later.

Cats out of the bag at this point.

Originally Posted by Biorin

I used "and" to start a sentence. I should probably hang myself after. Or go out with a chainsaw! I just used "or" to start a sentence

So u kant kill yurself cuz we need to go on a kill spree (YOU HEAR THAT NSA).

And that will be our Bonnie and Clyde story.

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Axius you could be except now you're discussing also. I meant Biorin, unless she killed her waiter later.

I don't need to be secret. Everyone knew Darth Vader was there to fuck shit up, and no one was like "wow, Darth, you're so bad at blowing up planets."

[1MOREMOD]

Originally Posted by Biorin

I don't need to be secret. Everyone knew Darth Vader was there to fuck shit up, and no one was like "wow, Darth, you're so bad at blowing up planets."

Don't get ahead of yourself. Youre no Darth Vader or you would have secretly killed me from afar long ago.

[Axius]

https://www.reddit.com/r/relationshi...ears_marriage/




El Oh El.

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Don't get ahead of yourself. Your no Darth Vader or you would have secretly killed.me.from.afar long ago.

I will disregard your improper use of "your" and your questionable comprehension of periods, and let you know that I have never had any intention of killing you. Aliens can be useful for many experiments...

[shoei]

Originally Posted by Axius

https://www.reddit.com/r/relationshi...ears_marriage/




El Oh El.

How old is Tonka again??

[1MOREMOD]

Originally Posted by Biorin

I will disregard your improper use of "your" and your questionable comprehension of periods, and let you know that I have never had any intention of killing you. Aliens can be useful for many experiments...

You quoted before I edit. Hate typing on my phone but it is what it is. Often adds periods when I think I'm hitting space bar.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Biorin

Marry me for a green card?



I asked him for a video of him dancing, but he keeps making excuses as to why he can't. Must be because he's still limping.

Do you want to drink before or after the killing spree?

I would but it seems like a wrong thing to do L. Can I marry you for your mine and your sexy body and because I'd get a bit of Asian blood in my family instead?

[shoei]

Clearly, nobody in here too "Serial Killing 101" back in college... Worst set of criminals I have ever seen in my life... Plus, Biorin is about the size of an ewok and as intimidating as one as well...

Darth Vader was old and moved really slow... Burnt to a crisp from LAVA and pieced together with leftover parts... And he owed a lot of money in child support so you can add deadbeat...

[Axius]

Originally Posted by shoei

How old is Tonka again??

I started cracking up because that was exactly what popped into my head.

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by shoei

Clearly, nobody in here too "Serial Killing 101" back in college... Worst set of criminals I have ever seen in my life... Plus, Biorin is about the size of an ewok and as intimidating as one as well...

Darth Vader was old and moved really slow... Burnt to a crisp from LAVA and pieced together with leftover parts... And he owed a lot of money in child support so you can add deadbeat...

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by shoei

How old is Tonka again??

Exactly what I thought of

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

You quoted before I edit. Hate typing on my phone but it is what it is. Often adds periods when I think I'm hitting space bar.

I have the same problem, but I also enjoy giving people a hard time... especially when theu question my capabilities as a murderer.

Originally Posted by Lups

I would but it seems like a wrong thing to do L. Can I marry you for your mine and your sexy body and because I'd get a bit of Asian blood in my family instead?

Only if the kids get the blonde hair.

[1MOREMOD]

Well I am a doubter biorin.

[Lups]

Blondes suck b, I want brunettes.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Lups

Blondes suck b, I want brunettes.

Blondes give me boners.

[1MOREMOD]

Originally Posted by Axius

Blondes give me boners.

+1, and brunettes, and red heads, and bald women.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

+1, and brunettes, and red heads, and bald women.

I love it that you don't discriminate.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

+1, and brunettes, and red heads, and bald women.

+2, and mullets, and half head shaved other half long, and midgets, and Kiera Knightly.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by shoei

How old is Tonka again??

Originally Posted by Axius

I started cracking up because that was exactly what popped into my head.

Originally Posted by Biorin

Exactly what I thought of

Fuck all y'all.