Off Topic Secret Santa - 2015

V1.47fan · 12-17-2015, 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

If this thread didn't refer to goat porn, I could've.

Lups · 12-17-2015, 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

Early on, SEVERAL of us warned about the thread getting linked, but you just couldn't resist bringing in the goat pron, could you?

Meh, but I find it hilarious that they had read the thread and that they managed to address this kindly.

If the nice reporter chap from Hs who wrote the good and almost correct story reads this: Thanks for saying we are hilarious and only mildly pointing out that we are weirdos! Good job!

Axius · 12-17-2015, 10:53 AM

I've spread the story around to a few US automotive news outlets, we'll see if they respond.

Lups · 12-17-2015, 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

I've spread the story around to a few US automotive news outlets, we'll see if they respond.

I thought that was the plan all along, since the money is only a tiny part of the shit that can be done with this. At Christmas time papers love this kind of stuff.

Axius · 12-17-2015, 10:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Lups

I thought that was the plan all along, since the money is only a tiny part of the shit that can be done with this. At Christmas time papers love this kind of stuff.

Hopefully they reach back, but we shall see. For the time being, I'll reach out to a few more.

Who knows, maybe a goat forum will find out about us and invite us to join their ranks.

Biorin · 12-17-2015, 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Hopefully they reach back, but we shall see. For the time being, I'll reach out to a few more.

Who knows, maybe a goat forum will find out about us and invite us to join their ranks.

http://www.thegoatspot.net/forum/

They have an OT! And a completely different use of the word "kidding"!!

Edit: They play Secret Santa! http://www.thegoatspot.net/forum/f18...2015-a-182304/

Axius · 12-17-2015, 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

http://www.thegoatspot.net/forum/

They have an OT! And a completely different use of the word "kidding"!!

Edit: They play Secret Santa! http://www.thegoatspot.net/forum/f18...2015-a-182304/

My life has just reached a new level of meaning.

Anybody else want to join with me and talk goats with these people?

Biorin · 12-17-2015, 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

My life has just reached a new level of meaning.

Anybody else want to join with me and talk goats with these people?

I kind of do, but it's a full time job keeping up with you people, let alone a forum of goat enthusiasts as well...

Axius · 12-17-2015, 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

I kind of do, but it's a full time job keeping up with you people, let alone a forum of goat enthusiasts as well...

They look pretty slow over there, I'm not sure how booming the goat world is these days.

Biorin · 12-17-2015, 11:05 AM

"Hi, I'm on another forum where I go by supermuffdiver69. We love goats so much, we actually started a thread where we talk about making porn with them, having anal sex with them, and even convince men to photograph their sweet, sculpted asses so that we can purchase more goats for the poor. Would you like to be our friend?"

Lups · 12-17-2015, 11:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

http://www.thegoatspot.net/forum/

They have an OT! And a completely different use of the word "kidding"!!

Edit: They play Secret Santa! http://www.thegoatspot.net/forum/f18...2015-a-182304/

I think theirs is a bit different than ours?

Axius · 12-17-2015, 11:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

"Hi, I'm on another forum where I go by supermuffdiver69. We love goats so much, we actually started a thread where we talk about making porn with them, having anal sex with them, and even convince men to photograph their sweet, sculpted asses so that we can purchase more goats for the poor. Would you like to be our friend?"

The ensuing looks would be priceless. Can we tap their webcams to capture the moment they open up the SS thread?

Mr Tonka · 12-17-2015, 11:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

The ensuing looks would be priceless. Can we tap their webcams to capture the moment they open up the SS thread?

THAT's the best new thread idea i've heard yet.

Activate webcam.

Show one of your friends or relatives this thread.

Post videos or stills to new thread.

You're a genius.

Lups · 12-17-2015, 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

"Hi, I'm on another forum where I go by supermuffdiver69. We love goats so much, we actually started a thread where we talk about making porn with them, having anal sex with them, and even convince men to photograph their sweet, sculpted asses so that we can purchase more goats for the poor. Would you like to be our friend?"

I love you girly to bits, but I somehow have come to the conclusion that it's because your sense of humor is as disturbed as mine.

Axius · 12-17-2015, 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

You're a genius.

Well don't stop there, keep the compliments flowing!

Biorin · 12-17-2015, 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Lups

I love you girly to bits, but I somehow have come to the conclusion that it's because your sense of humor is as disturbed as mine.

And I haven't even told you about the one time I got drunk this year (on three glasses of wine). I apparently started a 15 minute long conversation with our waiter on what kind of serial killers we would be and what our trademark murder style is.

Axius · 12-17-2015, 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

And I haven't even told you about the one time I got drunk this year (on three glasses of wine). I apparently started a 15 minute long conversation with our waiter on what kind of serial killers we would be and what our trademark murder style is.

This is why there's no doubt you would make an awesome friend to hang out with.

Biorin · 12-17-2015, 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

This is why there's no doubt you would make an awesome friend to hang out with.

Because it's really cheap to get me wasted? I know. It's a great quality.

1MOREMOD · 12-17-2015, 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

This is why there's no doubt you would make an awesome friend to hang out with.

But also a terrible serial killer. Keep that shit on the low.

Lups · 12-17-2015, 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

Because it's really cheap to get me wasted? I know. It's a great quality.

Hello there, when can I take you out?

Axius · 12-17-2015, 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

Because it's really cheap to get me wasted? I know. It's a great quality.

Well duh, I take advantage of all of my friends after getting them nice and drunk.

Just ask ASBSECU about our weekend together.

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Nut also a terrible serial killer. Keep that shit on the low.

How do you know I'm not?

Biorin · 12-17-2015, 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Lups

Hello there, when can I take you out?

Marry me for a green card?

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Originally Posted by Axius

Well duh, I take advantage of all of my friends after getting them nice and drunk.

Just ask ASBSECU about our weekend together.

How do you know I'm not?

I asked him for a video of him dancing, but he keeps making excuses as to why he can't. Must be because he's still limping.

Do you want to drink before or after the killing spree?

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Biorin Lieutenant 2786 Rep 421 Posts Drives: to get cheeseburgers Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: Sweatervests & Range Rovers iTrader: (0)	"Hi, I'm on another forum where I go by supermuffdiver69. We love goats so much, we actually started a thread where we talk about making porn with them, having anal sex with them, and even convince men to photograph their sweet, sculpted asses so that we can purchase more goats for the poor. Would you like to be our friend?"
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