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      02-23-2016, 02:15 PM   #23123
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      02-23-2016, 02:38 PM   #23124
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Anyone see that some dude challenged Dan Bilzerian to ride a bicycle from La to Vegas in 48 hours. Not sure of the wager, but it's either $200k or $1.2mil.

A day or so later, Lance Armsgtrgon got wind of this and offered to help Bilzerian prep for the ride. Then the same guy who challenged Bilzerian challenged Armstrong to do it in 17 hours. Same terms as Bilzerian's wager.

Apparently he doesn't know much about Lance Armstrong as my wife could probably do that ride in 17 hours.
And Joe Rogan gave him Lance's phone number. Such an odd group of celebrities to see interacting.
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      02-23-2016, 02:42 PM   #23125
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Never. I made it up. You didn't like my previous one so I revised it to my own liking.
Baby you don't have to love me for me. Just love my body. That's all.
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      02-23-2016, 02:44 PM   #23126
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Figured I'd throw this in here to help out. My daughter's school is doing a fundraiser to buy new playground equipment. They did this last year and didn't get enough funds. They are trying it again this year. If anyone wants to buy anything here's the link to order online.
https://shop.clubschoicefundraising.com/ Use Code "TICT11" so that credit goes to her school. If it asks for students name, she's the only Scarlett R. (everyone here knows her name though lol)

If not, no big deal But if you're feeling generous, those kids would appreciate it.

Thanks guys.
I forgot to mention, the deadline to order is March 4th. Again, no obligation, but if you want to help to kids out to get new playground toys, its very much appreciated.
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      02-23-2016, 02:49 PM   #23127
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Saw this. Lol'd. Moved on...
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      02-23-2016, 02:53 PM   #23128
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Saw this. Lol'd. Moved on...
I don't get it
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      02-23-2016, 02:54 PM   #23129
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I don't get it
Because of all the VC money that gets dumped into companies that have no model for monetization, but are considered worth loads of money... (I deleted a WHOLE bunch of stuff that came after this because... I felt it was unnecessary detail)
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      02-23-2016, 02:59 PM   #23130
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And Joe Rogan gave him Lance's phone number. Such an odd group of semi notorious people to see interacting.
FTFY. lol

I agree. I don't have anything against any of them, but douche has been taken to a new level with some of their antics.

I just want to get in on the action and make some coin by pimping the wife's cycling/endurance skills. I'd bet just about anything that she can beat Bilzerian on that route. I don't give a shit how many hours of SEAL training he's had. lol
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      02-23-2016, 03:08 PM   #23131
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Because of all the VC money that gets dumped into companies that have no model for monetization, but are considered worth loads of money... (I deleted a WHOLE bunch of stuff that came after this because... I felt it was unnecessary detail)
But isn't that wasting money? I still don't get it.
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But isn't that wasting money? I'm still don't get it.
Yes, but they routinely deem the venture a success because they get X Million unique visitors and they "will find monetization" later... but they often don't and then they crater. It is a satirical look at that model of valuing investments.
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Yes, but they routinely deem the venture a success because they get X Million unique visitors and they "will find monetization" later... but they often don't and then they crater. It is a satirical look at that model of valuing investments.
So there's this new dress I saw that I liked online.
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      02-23-2016, 03:15 PM   #23134
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So there's this new dress I saw that I liked online.
Has it been entered by a million men, or not yet?
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      02-23-2016, 03:19 PM   #23135
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jtodd_fl - you're talking Latin to Japanese....

Try talking Credit Scores, Clothing, Shoes, Personal Net Worth....

VC Capitalization for at start-up is way too early for Sara504 to get shoes in this cycle
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      02-23-2016, 03:29 PM   #23136
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But isn't that wasting money? I still don't get it.
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      02-23-2016, 04:32 PM   #23137
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Baby you don't have to love me for me. Just love my body. That's all.
Shoot you know I wouldn't turn that body down.
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Shoot you know I wouldn't turn that body down.
Now we're talking!
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      02-23-2016, 04:35 PM   #23139
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Serious as a 40% off Valentino Rockstud sale at Barneys.
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      02-23-2016, 04:37 PM   #23140
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Shoot you know I wouldn't turn that body down.
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Now we're talking!
You guys so missed a chance to do the horizontal mambo
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      02-23-2016, 04:37 PM   #23141
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Shoot you know I wouldn't turn that body down.
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Now we're talking!
Don't get too excited, he doesn't turn down full bodied items either.

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Serious as a 40% off Valentino Rockstud sale at Barneys.
Ok, now that is serious.
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      02-23-2016, 05:09 PM   #23143
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You guys so missed a chance to do the horizontal mambo
I don't mambo, there's proof somewhere on the internet. One of those tube sites or something.

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Don't get too excited, he doesn't turn down full bodied items either.

Depends on which we are referring too.
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You guys so missed a chance to do the horizontal mambo
I gave him a hug!! Twice!
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