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      02-23-2016, 09:27 AM   #23101
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      02-23-2016, 09:33 AM   #23102
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Any of you NC boys interested in a Deals Gap run next weekend? Probably Sat March 5th. Not a definite yet but gauging interest. Axius, Absecu?
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      02-23-2016, 09:35 AM   #23103
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      02-23-2016, 09:38 AM   #23104
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Pfft Axius doesn't run unless being chased after robbery
Or a GILF at a pool tourney
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      02-23-2016, 10:51 AM   #23105
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      02-23-2016, 10:52 AM   #23106
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Any of you NC boys interested in a Deals Gap run next weekend? Probably Sat March 5th. Not a definite yet but gauging interest. Axius, Absecu?
Possibly. I'm normally drunk on the weekend so that might put a slight hindrance on my schedule.
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Pfft Axius doesn't run unless being chased after robbery
Shut up you pansy, I could outrun you. You have too much muscle to lug around, I'm quick like a cheetah. Built for speed, bitch.

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Or a GILF at a pool tourney
Nothing gets me going like a sexy old gilf with saggy titties and pool shark skills.
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      02-23-2016, 11:07 AM   #23108
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Figured I'd throw this in here to help out. My daughter's school is doing a fundraiser to buy new playground equipment. They did this last year and didn't get enough funds. They are trying it again this year. If anyone wants to buy anything here's the link to order online.
https://shop.clubschoicefundraising.com/ Use Code "TICT11" so that credit goes to her school. If it asks for students name, she's the only Scarlett R. (everyone here knows her name though lol)

If not, no big deal But if you're feeling generous, those kids would appreciate it.

Thanks guys.

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      02-23-2016, 11:16 AM   #23109
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I wanna follow the rules so i can look like this please.
You're in pharmaceuticals, what's stopping you? lol
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      02-23-2016, 11:18 AM   #23110
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You're in pharmaceuticals, what's stopping you? lol
How're you feeling? Any worse?
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      02-23-2016, 11:25 AM   #23111
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How're you feeling? Any worse?
Sore throat is gone. Swelling around glands has reduced. Sinus seems a little more congested. Feel less tired today. Got 8:45 min of sleep and slept really well, nyquil + advil = the bomb.

Thanks for asking.
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Sore throat is gone. Swelling around glands has reduced. Sinus seems a little more congested. Feel less tired today. Got 8:45 min of sleep and slept really well, nyquil + advil = the bomb.
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Oh, i get it now.



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You're in pharmaceuticals, what's stopping you? lol
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      02-23-2016, 12:11 PM   #23115
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Oh, i get it now.
So weird...
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      02-23-2016, 12:25 PM   #23116
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Any of you NC boys interested in a Deals Gap run next weekend? Probably Sat March 5th. Not a definite yet but gauging interest. Axius, Absecu?
Funny you mention this topic - trying to get a couple folks together in April....

Unfortunately for me - I'll be without the M for about a week starting Friday

Middle/End of March - my work schedule is more flexible.
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      02-23-2016, 12:27 PM   #23117
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Possibly. I'm normally drunk on the weekend so that might put a slight hindrance on my schedule.
When the hell did I say this sig quote ???
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      02-23-2016, 12:58 PM   #23118
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When the hell did I say this sig quote ???
Never. I made it up. You didn't like my previous one so I revised it to my own liking.
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When the hell did I say this sig quote ???
Never. I made it up. You didn't like my previous one so I revised it to my own liking.
If only she would love herself first....
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      02-23-2016, 01:09 PM   #23120
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If only she would love herself first....
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Anyone see that some dude challenged Dan Bilzerian to ride a bicycle from La to Vegas in 48 hours. Not sure of the wager, but it's either $200k or $1.2mil.

A day or so later, Lance Armsgtrgon got wind of this and offered to help Bilzerian prep for the ride. Then the same guy who challenged Bilzerian challenged Armstrong to do it in 17 hours. Same terms as Bilzerian's wager.

Apparently he doesn't know much about Lance Armstrong as my wife could probably do that ride in 17 hours.
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As soon as I typed those words...
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