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      02-19-2016, 06:53 PM   #22969
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      02-19-2016, 08:59 PM   #22970
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      02-19-2016, 09:48 PM   #22971
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      02-20-2016, 03:06 AM   #22972
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Shit don't tell me that!
That is pretty heartbreaking.
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      02-20-2016, 07:59 PM   #22974
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You still won't get it. Damn wife will find a new man with it.
You uncivilized fucks have never heard of an irrevocable trust?
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      02-21-2016, 01:06 AM   #22975
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I committed to nothing!
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You uncivilized fucks have never heard of an irrevocable trust?
I committed to nothing!
Hey lookie...you committed to a quote.
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      02-21-2016, 07:09 AM   #22977
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Like, no weapon has ever settled a moral problem. It can impose a solution but it cannot guarantee it to be a just one.
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      02-21-2016, 07:50 AM   #22978
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Ooh. I like that. It should be from Gatling or maybe Oppenheimer. But it sounds more like a politician. Please, do share its source. (Googling would have been easier, but... Meh.)
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      02-21-2016, 09:46 AM   #22979
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Random much?
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Ooh. I like that. It should be from Gatling or maybe Oppenheimer. But it sounds more like a politician. Please, do share its source. (Googling would have been easier, but... Meh.)
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Random much?
Yes at 4 am, usually.
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Random much?
Yes at 4 am, usually.
Botflies didn't wake you?
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      02-21-2016, 10:12 AM   #22984
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      02-21-2016, 10:24 AM   #22986
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Your poor spelling and hairy face drove them away.
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      02-21-2016, 10:44 AM   #22987
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Just finished reading the entire secret Santa thread and gotta say, nicely done. Goats were an awesome idea and you twisted fucks made me laugh a lot. Parking sensor, biking gear, man ass, all too much. I now know I've found a group that thinks/acts like me. I'm no longer an island.
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Just finished reading the entire secret Santa thread and gotta say, nicely done. Goats were an awesome idea and you twisted fucks made me laugh a lot. Parking sensor, biking gear, man ass, all too much. I now know I've found a group that thinks/acts like me. I'm no longer an island.
Hahaha! Well done! That was an epic one. I would say to complete the psychotic OT trilogy, you would have to read the Coming on too strong thread and the OT member interviews by phone/ video thread.
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      02-21-2016, 11:52 AM   #22989
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I am pretty illiterate about forum searches. If you can give me the threads I'm all over reading them. It would be hard to surpass the genius of a goat charity combined with adult Christmas gifts.
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I am pretty illiterate about forum searches. If you can give me the threads I'm all over reading them. It would be hard to surpass the genius of a goat charity combined with adult Christmas gifts.
These are very long. They may take you all week to catch up on the epicness.

http://f30.bimmerpost.com/forums/sho....php?t=1126065

http://f30.bimmerpost.com/forums/sho....php?t=1140833
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