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02-08-2016, 08:14 PM

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I left work at 12:30am on Saturday for the second weekend in a row?

I honestly, do not know how you do it. I would get to work in the morning and start ripping faces off and wear them as masks.

I would like to clarify that that is technically 12:30 am Sunday. That may explain my strong serial killer fascination.

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you're like, the cocaine godmother of BP.

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02-08-2016, 08:17 PM

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I would like to clarify that that is technically 12:30 am Sunday. That may explain my strong serial killer fascination.

It's all sinking in now. I thought the whole "mustache" thing was a disguise so you could commit murders in your off time.

Does this mean it's only meant for mustache rides?

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02-08-2016, 08:23 PM

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I left work at 12:30am on Saturday for the second weekend in a row?

....it has begun..?

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She stood there. Pointed a finger at me and laughed at me. That damn bitch.

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Poop shit, shit and poop. I'm mildly angry now.

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02-08-2016, 08:31 PM

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We reached a milestone today. First 10 hour day in 3 years.

Should have brought some whiskey shooters.

I left work at 12:30am on Saturday for the second weekend in a row?

It's a short month, plus you get to avoid all the repeats on BET.

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02-08-2016, 08:38 PM

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It's a short month, plus you get to avoid all the repeats on BET.

I like how you repeated the topic of repeats

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02-08-2016, 08:58 PM

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I like how you repeated the topic of repeats

What on earth are you talking about

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02-08-2016, 09:07 PM

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We reached a milestone today. First 10 hour day in 3 years.

Should have brought some whiskey shooters.

I left work at 12:30am on Saturday for the second weekend in a row?

It's a short month, plus you get to avoid all the repeats on BET.

My misery ends in May. I have BET streaming in the background 24/7.

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you're like, the cocaine godmother of BP.

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02-08-2016, 09:09 PM

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What on earth are you talking about

haha - you had a double post somehow. It has since been deleted

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02-08-2016, 09:24 PM

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My misery ends in May. I have BET streaming in the background 24/7.

I have a dream...that one day, you shall be free of tax prep.

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02-08-2016, 09:25 PM

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haha - you had a double post somehow. It has since been deleted

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02-08-2016, 09:30 PM	#22561
Mr Tonka is probably out riding. 6062 Rep 2,292 Posts Drives: Something Italian Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Sweatypeninsula iTrader: (0)	I deserve a fucking medal and an ingenuity certificate. 314 pounds 34.5" wide and my door frames are 35" wide...without the door attached. Attached Images __________________ "There is no greater tyranny than that which is perpetrated under the shield of the law and in the name of justice. -Charles de Secondat"
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02-08-2016, 09:47 PM

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I deserve a fucking medal and an ingenuity certificate. 314 pounds 34.5" wide and my door frames are 35" wide...without the door attached.

Is there another pic? F5 F5 F5 F5

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02-08-2016, 09:49 PM

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I deserve a fucking medal and an ingenuity certificate. 314 pounds 34.5" wide and my door frames are 35" wide...without the door attached.

Is there another pic? F5 F5 F5 F5

Lovely view when punishing yourself.

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02-08-2016, 09:50 PM

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Lovely view when punishing yourself.

My finger cramped

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02-08-2016, 09:52 PM

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My finger cramped

lol sorry. I'm hoping my legs won't cramp later this week.

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02-08-2016, 11:59 PM	#22566
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02-09-2016, 01:19 AM

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I deserve a fucking medal and an ingenuity certificate. 314 pounds 34.5" wide and my door frames are 35" wide...without the door attached.

Is there another pic? F5 F5 F5 F5

Lovely view when punishing yourself.

Do you like it so far? I'm considering this vs the ProForm Boston Marathon. Yes, these things are super heavy.

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02-09-2016, 01:22 AM

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I deserve a fucking medal and an ingenuity certificate. 314 pounds 34.5" wide and my door frames are 35" wide...without the door attached.

Is there another pic? F5 F5 F5 F5

Lovely view when punishing yourself.

Do you like it so far? I'm considering this vs the Boston Marathon.

Set it up about 4 hours ago. Seems to work well. Wife has workout she's doing on it tomorrow morning. And I may give it a go tomorrow afternoon. We'll let ya know.

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02-09-2016, 01:25 AM	#22569
Mr Tonka is probably out riding. 6062 Rep 2,292 Posts Drives: Something Italian Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Sweatypeninsula iTrader: (0)	Look at what came with the treadmill. More proof that the more fit you are the more sex you can expect? Or did Lups send me this treadmill? : Attached Images __________________ "There is no greater tyranny than that which is perpetrated under the shield of the law and in the name of justice. -Charles de Secondat"
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02-09-2016, 01:25 AM	#22570
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02-09-2016, 11:16 AM

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Shit, bosses wife is in today. Means less time in OT

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Also our E90 330 and 325 will soon have some sort of boost. So there is actually more of a chance to get more hp out of a 330 then a 335 in my opinion

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02-09-2016, 11:19 AM

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Shit, bosses wife is in today. Means less time in OT

No work here. It's Mardi Gras!!! Everything's closed in Louisiana!!

Even the fucking mall. Bah humbug

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