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      07-23-2019, 06:00 PM   #22463
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      07-23-2019, 06:05 PM   #22464
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Reminds me of an old joke:

Three women discussing their boyfriends...
First says “I call my boyfriend ‘7-Up’ because he has 7 inches and can keep them up all night.
Second responds, “I call mine ‘8-ball’. He’s got 8 inches and can ball all night long.
Third says, “I call my boyfriend ‘Drambuie’!
First two, in unison, say “Drambuie? Ain’t that some kind of fine liqueur?” And the third responds, “That’s why I call him ‘Drambuie’!”
That's my wife's pet name for me, because I'm a fancy licker.
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LOL I wondered if it was photoshopped until I saw the facial expressions of the two girls on the right.
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LOL I wondered if it was photoshopped until I saw the facial expressions of the two girls on the right.
Me too, it is photoshopped by a reddit member though.
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Momma always said not to stick dick in crazy.

If they were married, I’m not sure if anything charges could be filed for the destruction of property. Maybe obstructing traffic by leaving doors open and walking in the road, but even that may be a stretch. Any lawyers who can chime in, or someone who’s been in that situation?
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Funny thing is that if that is a turbo Supra (I can't tell), it's still worth a lot of money, even in that condition.
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This reminds me of a funny thing that happened to me last weekend. I was bore sighting a new rifle scope in my garage when a neighbor saw me and struck up a conversation about the new gun. I was pleasantly surprised to learn of another neighbor who was gun friendly. He proceeded to tell me that he was into big game hunting and asked me if he could look through the new scope. Whereupon, he proceeded to put his eye right up to the ocular—nearly touching.

Some big game hunter. He must get a lot of black eyes.
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